Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[UTexasFight 9838]

He’s on pace to hit 24 HRs at home…in September. Better watch out, Judge!

[David Dennison 19574]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

That’s the joke.

Now 4 HRs in 1 2/3rds games at home in Sept 

[runthebone 8380]

You just look over there and see it's not Cincinnati

[Scraps 13814]

Sugar Land loses to OKC 1-0

What a shitty fucking game

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Just now, Scraps said:

Sugar Land loses to OKC 1-0

What a shitty fucking game

 

save some of that curse for ou !!!!!

[runthebone 8380]

Congrats to Chazzz on playing all three OF positions while lowering his BA to .197

[kevwun 16458]

I saw Yordan hit 2 three run home runs.  NBD.

Edited September 7 by kevwun

[elfenix 34809]

Feels like it's been a week since the last win 

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[oh_snap 694]

On 9/1/2024 at 12:55 PM, oh_snap said:

All the homers he was supposed to hit in July and August in MMP are now going to happen in Sept and Oct, law of averages, yo!

Like I was saying. Trust me, I’m a mathemagician

[UTexasFight 9838]

50 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Feels like it's been a week since the last win 

Sunday afternoon was a long time ago

[Jshep34 2433]

Fun night at the juice box. Lilshep would like to take credit for the win. All due to the wave.

[UTPhil2006 3932]

6 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Fun night at the juice box. Lilshep would like to take credit for the win. All due to the wave.

I’m gonna kill a kid. 

[Jshep34 2433]

He had a blast.

[UTPhil2006 3932]

When I say this little future baller antagonized me the whole game I mean it. I don’t care if he’s the next Bryce Harper we’re going to blows when he turns 18. 
 

That being said I really like this pic of lil Shep when he wasn’t spending his time picking on me 

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#ace

 

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[UTexasFight 9838]

Just like Dusty, we’re never going to get the Death Star lineup 

[Jshep34 2433]

For whatever reason he was looking for lucas also.

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[David Dennison 19574]

Couldn't get that?

[David Dennison 19574]

Chas'd.

[David Dennison 19574]

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chas !!!!!

[David Dennison 19574]

CHAS'D!!!

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hell yes !!!!

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nice to be on the receiving end of an E !!!!

[David Dennison 19574]

That was ball four, Alex.

[UTexasFight 9838]

First grand slam on the season coming 

[David Dennison 19574]

Just now, David Dennison said:

That was ball four, Alex.

So was that.

LOL

[Overlord 366]

I am known to scold the Astros for their contract decisions. But Goddamn, they killed it with Yordan’s contract.  Yea, I’ve heard some say the numbers were down for bad knees. My ass. 
 

He is worth much more. 
 

And for him? Fuck it man, he’s happy with his 15 chicken pens in River Oaks. Life is good. RBI’s for all. 

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tying up bergman and yordan were great moves. wish correa would have accepted his

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JP3 !!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9838]

Bagwell on first pitch to Pena:”he’s taking all the way there. Have ti be aggressive with RISP. Maybe the best pitch he sees all AB.”

 

next pitch: thwack

[David Dennison 19574]

What are they looking at?

[David Dennison 19574]

Holy shit, blue. What the hell?

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ferguson doesn’t need to be on the playoff roster 

 

[Rip76 5023]

Well done.

Good day today.

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blanco looked good coming out of the BP

 

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

12 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

When I say this little future baller antagonized me the whole game I mean it. I don’t care if he’s the next Bryce Harper we’re going to blows when he turns 18. 
 

That being said I really like this pic of lil Shep when he wasn’t spending his time picking on me 

How old will you be when he’s 18? Might be better to rethink your position on child abuse and  get it out of the way now, especially considering the incredible favor he’s been shown by the gods.

 

 

(Obviously, not serious as my money would still be on Little Shep.)

[UTPhil2006 3932]

4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

How old will you be when he’s 18? Might be better to rethink your position on child abuse and  get it out of the way now, especially considering the incredible favor he’s been shown by the gods.

 

 

(Obviously, not serious as my money would still be on Little Shep.)

I will let his little wave starting ass sit with you next game. 

[UTPhil2006 3932]

5 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

How old will you be when he’s 18? Might be better to rethink your position on child abuse and  get it out of the way now, especially considering the incredible favor he’s been shown by the gods.

 

 

(Obviously, not serious as my money would still be on Little Shep.)

Also I made it clear to him last night whatever single A team takes him I’m gonna be there for him but to yell bunt every pitch 

[Jshep34 2433]

Still say I'm missing out on a great business idea. Go to a game with lilshep.

[UTPhil2006 3932]

19 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Still say I'm missing out on a great business idea. Go to a game with lilshep.

He didn’t even give me an updated ball. Business plan flawed already 

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series won, get the sweep ….