Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13817]

Lock and loaded

[tx 3 putt 78865]

well, this could be bregman‘s last home stand with us 

 

[UTPhil2006 3932]

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

well, this could be bregman‘s last home stand with us 

 

Not if you ask Altuve 

[UTexasFight 9839]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Lock and loaded

More power to you.I’m going to have to hold out hope we make the LCS again before I can get to a game.

Looks like everything will be weekdays for the WC, LDS rounds. 
 Assume we’ll have a steady dose of afternoon games with the dreaded “12:07” start a lot.

hopefully game 4 will at least be a late afternoon start with only the other ALDS matchup on the schedule 

[tx 3 putt 78865]

i’m locked in for tues and weds. i’ll be the guy wearing an orange afro and rainbow shorts. buy me a white claw 

Edited September 19 by tx 3 putt

[Ichabod 185]

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’m locked in for tues and weds. i’ll be the guy wearing an orange afro and rainbow shorts. buy me a white claw 

What flavor?

[Scraps 13817]

What flavor?

Bitch boi

[tx 3 putt 78865]

11 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

What flavor?

 

im pretty open, the bud black cherry is ok

[tx 3 putt 78865]

please bring back the tequila sunrise jerseys ….

 

[Scraps 13817]

Yeah need some rainbows

[tx 3 putt 78865]

shot over to the team store today expecting some markdowns, last home stand and what not.

zero markdowns outside of the space city stuff 

 

womp womp

[UTexasFight 9839]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

shot over to the team store today expecting some markdowns, last home stand and what not.

zero markdowns outside of the space city stuff 

 

womp womp

Mlbshop has a 25% off sale going right now… so basically putting things at “normal price”

[kevwun 16460]

The City Connect jerseys were going for $50 a couple weeks ago at the team store.  They were $200 when they first came out.

[Scraps 13817]

Yep i picked up Yainer and 2 hats for like $70

[TejasPedro 1918]

The next city connect jersey needs to have two elements;

built in sweat and salt rings in the neck and pits. 
Taco grease and salsa drips down the front. 

[Guadaloopy 11143]

9 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

The next city connect jersey needs to have two elements;

built in sweat and salt rings in the neck and pits. 
Taco grease and salsa drips down the front. 

To truly connect with the defining characteristic of the city, they need orange pants with black tops to represent a petrochemical fire plume and smoke cloud.  Pump in some nice refinery smells on Mondays for a 4-D experience.

[UTPhil2006 3932]

Indians win again. 

[Scraps 13817]

To truly connect with the defining characteristic of the city, they need orange pants with black tops to represent a petrochemical fire plume and smoke cloud.  Pump in some nice refinery smells on Mondays for a 4-D experience.

I was thinking more something based off this

With the font being the digital traffic sign font

[TonyTexas 10807]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’m locked in for tues and weds. i’ll be the guy wearing an orange afro and rainbow shorts. buy me a white claw 

https://www.mic.com/life/white-claw-adopted-the-holy-grail-gay-cocktail-made-it-mainstream-18739945

[UTexasFight 9839]

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

To truly connect with the defining characteristic of the city, they need orange pants with black tops to represent a petrochemical fire plume and smoke cloud.  Pump in some nice refinery smells on Mondays for a 4-D experience.

I was thinking instead of space shuttle logos, the hurricane logo  and some sort of muddy water color scheme 

[tx 3 putt 78865]

Game 153

Bregman 3B
Alvarez LF
Tucker RF
Diaz DH
Peña SS
Caratini C
Singleton 1B
Meyers CF
Dubón 2B

LHP Kikuchi

[UTPhil2006 3932]

Altuve busy getting a pedicure 

[Scraps 13817]

Oh so here we go with this shit....Yordan and Bregman are guaranteed days off now at some point Fri-Sun.

[UTexasFight 9839]

12 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Altuve busy getting a pedicure 

As long as it’s not a massage 

[UTexasFight 9839]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Oh so here we go with this shit....Yordan and Bregman are guaranteed days off now at some point Fri-Sun.
 

They both need one 

Bregman last 15: .193/.270/.351

yordan last 7: .148/.250/.407

 

 

[Scraps 13817]

Yordan is about to hit 4 homers tonight.  He doesn't need days off 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

In other news, Seattle just missed the rare TOOTBLAN trifecta: baserunners wiped out on idiotic plays in three straight games. Yankees still with a chance to sweep, but down 3-2 after 7. 

[TonyTexas 10807]

Mariners win. We need to answer. 

[Guadaloopy 11143]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

well, this could be bregman‘s last regular season home stand with us 

 

FIFY

[David Dennison 19574]

Great start.

[Scraps 13817]

Bad cooter

[Rip76 5023]

That was cranked.

[tx 3 putt 78865]

not the ideal start

 

[David Dennison 19574]

Could have been worse.

Let's get some runs.

[Guadaloopy 11143]

[HtownHorn 15236]

This lineup is a fucking travesty.

[Guadaloopy 11143]

That was hilarious listening to TK and Blummer work the word "ball" into the conversation while the ump was stalling after Adam’s took one to the jewels.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

So we’re playing Singleton against lefty’s now? Three left handed pitchers coming up? Our bench is so weak. 

[Scraps 13817]

Dude fuck it steal 3rd already

[billfromlaketravis 11897]

Pena doing his taxes out there. There’s no chance these 3 put it in play.

[Guadaloopy 11143]

Suarez made some decent pitches.  Doesn’t excuse the ineptitude that inning.  0-3 with RISP sucks no matter who’s on the bump.  

[billfromlaketravis 11897]

Who on the team is hitting well right now? I can’t come up a name. Maybe Pena? 

[Guadaloopy 11143]

Woohoo! A hit! 

[tx 3 putt 78865]

Astros city connect jerseys out sold all other mlb teams

impressive 

[billfromlaketravis 11897]

That’s a very rountine catch Blum and Kalas. 
 

Jesus Christ. 

[Rip76 5023]

Superb effort.  Jeez.

[Guadaloopy 11143]

Who needs Altuve, when Bregs can run us out of an inning with a TOOTBLAN?

[runthebone 8380]

Remember when the Astros had a lineup that could score runs?

 

 

Ha!

[Scraps 13817]

What a joke of a call

[wildcat09 29621]

What the fuck is it with the umps lately?