Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Scraps 13490]

Lock and loaded

[tx 3 putt 75579]

well, this could be bregman‘s last home stand with us 

 

[UTPhil2006 3773]

42 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

well, this could be bregman‘s last home stand with us 

 

Not if you ask Altuve 

[UTexasFight 9304]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Lock and loaded

More power to you.I’m going to have to hold out hope we make the LCS again before I can get to a game.

Looks like everything will be weekdays for the WC, LDS rounds. 
 Assume we’ll have a steady dose of afternoon games with the dreaded “12:07” start a lot.

hopefully game 4 will at least be a late afternoon start with only the other ALDS matchup on the schedule 

[tx 3 putt 75579]

i’m locked in for tues and weds. i’ll be the guy wearing an orange afro and rainbow shorts. buy me a white claw 

Edited September 19 by tx 3 putt

[Ichabod 179]

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’m locked in for tues and weds. i’ll be the guy wearing an orange afro and rainbow shorts. buy me a white claw 

What flavor?

[Scraps 13490]

What flavor?

Bitch boi

[tx 3 putt 75579]

11 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

What flavor?

 

im pretty open, the bud black cherry is ok

[tx 3 putt 75579]

please bring back the tequila sunrise jerseys ….

 

[Scraps 13490]

Yeah need some rainbows

[tx 3 putt 75579]

shot over to the team store today expecting some markdowns, last home stand and what not.

zero markdowns outside of the space city stuff 

 

womp womp

[UTexasFight 9304]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

shot over to the team store today expecting some markdowns, last home stand and what not.

zero markdowns outside of the space city stuff 

 

womp womp

Mlbshop has a 25% off sale going right now… so basically putting things at “normal price”

[kevwun 15342]

The City Connect jerseys were going for $50 a couple weeks ago at the team store.  They were $200 when they first came out.

[Scraps 13490]

Yep i picked up Yainer and 2 hats for like $70

[TejasPedro 1848]

The next city connect jersey needs to have two elements;

built in sweat and salt rings in the neck and pits. 
Taco grease and salsa drips down the front. 

[Guadaloopy 10803]

9 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

The next city connect jersey needs to have two elements;

built in sweat and salt rings in the neck and pits. 
Taco grease and salsa drips down the front. 

To truly connect with the defining characteristic of the city, they need orange pants with black tops to represent a petrochemical fire plume and smoke cloud.  Pump in some nice refinery smells on Mondays for a 4-D experience.

[UTPhil2006 3773]

Indians win again. 

[Scraps 13490]

To truly connect with the defining characteristic of the city, they need orange pants with black tops to represent a petrochemical fire plume and smoke cloud.  Pump in some nice refinery smells on Mondays for a 4-D experience.

I was thinking more something based off this

With the font being the digital traffic sign font

[TonyTexas 10433]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

i’m locked in for tues and weds. i’ll be the guy wearing an orange afro and rainbow shorts. buy me a white claw 

https://www.mic.com/life/white-claw-adopted-the-holy-grail-gay-cocktail-made-it-mainstream-18739945

[UTexasFight 9304]

7 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

To truly connect with the defining characteristic of the city, they need orange pants with black tops to represent a petrochemical fire plume and smoke cloud.  Pump in some nice refinery smells on Mondays for a 4-D experience.

I was thinking instead of space shuttle logos, the hurricane logo  and some sort of muddy water color scheme 

[tx 3 putt 75579]

Game 153

Bregman 3B
Alvarez LF
Tucker RF
Diaz DH
Peña SS
Caratini C
Singleton 1B
Meyers CF
Dubón 2B

LHP Kikuchi

[UTPhil2006 3773]

Altuve busy getting a pedicure 

[Scraps 13490]

Oh so here we go with this shit....Yordan and Bregman are guaranteed days off now at some point Fri-Sun.

[UTexasFight 9304]

12 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Altuve busy getting a pedicure 

As long as it’s not a massage 

[UTexasFight 9304]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Oh so here we go with this shit....Yordan and Bregman are guaranteed days off now at some point Fri-Sun.
 

They both need one 

Bregman last 15: .193/.270/.351

yordan last 7: .148/.250/.407

 

 

[Scraps 13490]

Yordan is about to hit 4 homers tonight.  He doesn't need days off 

[Gut Wagon 8039]

In other news, Seattle just missed the rare TOOTBLAN trifecta: baserunners wiped out on idiotic plays in three straight games. Yankees still with a chance to sweep, but down 3-2 after 7. 

[TonyTexas 10433]

Mariners win. We need to answer. 

[Guadaloopy 10803]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

well, this could be bregman‘s last regular season home stand with us 

 

FIFY

[David Dennison 17804]

Great start.

[Scraps 13490]

Bad cooter

[Rip76 4883]

That was cranked.

[tx 3 putt 75579]

not the ideal start

 

[David Dennison 17804]

Could have been worse.

Let's get some runs.

[Guadaloopy 10803]

[HtownHorn 14344]

This lineup is a fucking travesty.

[Guadaloopy 10803]

That was hilarious listening to TK and Blummer work the word "ball" into the conversation while the ump was stalling after Adam’s took one to the jewels.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

So we’re playing Singleton against lefty’s now? Three left handed pitchers coming up? Our bench is so weak. 

[Scraps 13490]

Dude fuck it steal 3rd already

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

Pena doing his taxes out there. There’s no chance these 3 put it in play.

[Guadaloopy 10803]

Suarez made some decent pitches.  Doesn’t excuse the ineptitude that inning.  0-3 with RISP sucks no matter who’s on the bump.  

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

Who on the team is hitting well right now? I can’t come up a name. Maybe Pena? 

[Guadaloopy 10803]

Woohoo! A hit! 

[tx 3 putt 75579]

Astros city connect jerseys out sold all other mlb teams

impressive 

[billfromlaketravis 11291]

That’s a very rountine catch Blum and Kalas. 
 

Jesus Christ. 

[Rip76 4883]

Superb effort.  Jeez.

[Guadaloopy 10803]

Who needs Altuve, when Bregs can run us out of an inning with a TOOTBLAN?

[runthebone 7894]

Remember when the Astros had a lineup that could score runs?

 

 

Ha!

[Scraps 13490]

What a joke of a call

[wildcat09 28563]

What the fuck is it with the umps lately?