Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[runthebone 7967]

Dog shit

[Scraps 13560]

He's a really good manager.
 

He chose to start the Cy Young winner...amazing

[UTexasFight 9429]

Our approach at the plate has been beyond abysmal today

[Pimphand 5733]

Happy Birthday to @uoftorange too bad the Astros seem like they want to give him coal...

[tx 3 putt 76870]

3 hits in a row in the 2nd 

fuck me 

[David Dennison 18849]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He's a really good manager.
 

He chose to start the Cy Young winner...amazing

Um, have you not paid attention to the last month and a half?

Or, you know, his time in Houston?

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

3 hits in a row in the 2nd 

fuck me 

The bigger problem is four total hits in 8.

Edited October 1 by David Dennison

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

Yea this team doesn’t have it. 

[David Dennison 18849]

Our manager is an idiot.

Full stop.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Shouldn’t we have 3 and them 0 for Hader to be in game?

[perfectchaos007 6625]

Time to sip on your $36 Haderades

[Dutchrudder 11133]

Hader is gonna pitch the 9th of every playoff game, isn't he?

[tx 3 putt 76870]

hader, non save situation 

[Mo Horn 8829]

Idiotic decision to go with Hader. You might need him the next 2 days. 

[kevwun 15764]

Well you see this way if we make it to game 3, Hader won't be available.  Which is smart.

Edited October 1 by kevwun

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

Putting in Hader here should be the only piece of evidence needed to relive Espada of his duties.

[David Dennison 18849]

Is there another manager in baseball who would do this?

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

Jeez Louise, WTF?  

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Cool, cool, cool.

[David Dennison 18849]

Hi, Detroit, have a completely unnecessary look at our closer.

[kevwun 15764]

We're really lucky he didn't run out Abreu too.

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

absolute fucking idiocy to use hader here. i haven’t been bitching at espada all season, but i genuinely don’t know how the fuck you justify this.

[David Dennison 18849]

I just don't get it.

[Dutchrudder 11133]

Don't worry guys, he'll be back out for the 10th to get the win!  *Espada logic*

[kevwun 15764]

He's been doing dumb shit with the bullpen all season, so we probably shouldn't be surprised.

[TOR 5528]

Need a screenshot of that guy in the neckbrace.

[HtownHorn 14663]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

We're really lucky he didn't run out Abreu too.

I thought for sure we were getting Abreu, Pressly, and Hader down 3 runs. Thankfully Garcia pitched well enough to get Espada off that idea.

The problem though is we have a lineup with no one hot and is easy to pitch to because they are coached to pull everything and have poor strike zone judgement.

Altuve, Pena, Bregman, and Alvarez all had worse walk rates from the previous season, only Tucker improved from last year.

[Pimphand 5733]

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Our manager is an idiot.

Full stop.

Yup this is how the dynasty ends....

We started with Hinch allowing the cheating to go so rampant Jomboy could report on it

We kept it going with firing Luhnow instead of doing what the Saints did with Sean Payton

We kept it going with hiring Dusty Baker for more than just 2020

Now we are in full brain drain absolute stupid fucking mode and don't have the talent to offset

[tx 3 putt 76870]

good hold with the heart of the lineup up

[David Dennison 18849]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

He's been doing dumb shit with the bullpen all season, so we probably shouldn't be surprised.

[n64ra 1080]

What's AJ Hinch's career playoff road record?

[UTexasFight 9429]

Pinch run?

you’ll need his bat in the 11th

Edited October 1 by UTexasFight

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

Gotta start somewhere.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

pinch runner 

[TexArcher 37765]

Pinch runner and let's gooooooo!!!

[runthebone 7967]

So having this PR score is more important than having Alvarez available in a non-force out situation?

[perfectchaos007 6625]

If we could at least get the tie run to the plate…..

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Let's string a few doubles together.

[UTexasFight 9429]

Well based on that, prolly good dezenzo is in 

[TexArcher 37765]

There you go, Breggy!!!!!

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Just now, runthebone said:

So having this PR score is more important than having Alvarez available in a non-force out situation?

He literally can't run.

[TOR 5528]

Counting on the palookas here.

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

Breg steps up!

[tx 3 putt 76870]

diaz 🙏🙏🙏

[Dutchrudder 11133]

oh god, that was so bad...

[kevwun 15764]

That was impressive.

[WBT 20561]

I'm not sure it hit the bat

[TOR 5528]

Holy shit diaz i take it all back.  You magnificent bastard.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

once again, the fucking catcher is framed up way outside the fucking strike zone and you fucking swing 

 

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

Black holes of the lineup are up. Maybe tomorrow. 

[UTexasFight 9429]

This is pretty sexy