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2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Ump already squeezed a run out of Blanco. Should have been 3 and out inning. But here we go again.

 na he threw 4 legit balls to Garcia, looks scared of him

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Joe Espada said he spoke with Triple-A manager Mickey Storey this morning, who said that Joey Loperfido's defense at first base "is better than what he thought it was going to look like," Espada said. Development coach Wladimir Sutil echoed those sentiments, Espada said.

Please do this. Pretty please. I don't have a crystal ball or anything but i might just be cognizant enough to realize that that piece Of shit Abreu or that fat fuck Singleton are not going to produce anything other than what they shit out in the clubhouse john after breakfast. 

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

'Member that time Singleton hit a HR and that time he walked?

Yeah. Good times.

That walk against Baltimore? To get to Tuck’s GS?

That is definitely his shining moment. 

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