Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Mez2 4,048]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Insurance rum would be nice

I'm down for some insurmace rum, as long as it's not Jobu's rum 

[runthebone 8,380]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

I'm down for some insurmace rum, as long as it's not Jobu's rum 

Up your butt, Jobu

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[Mez2 4,048]

I miss conger and his donger

Yes, I'm drinking

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

I miss conger and his donger

Yes, I'm drinking

you must be watching the ut game 

[UTexasFight 9,821]

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

In Kansas City, Chas McCormick made an adjustment with his hands, bringing them down from up near his head in hopes of getting the bat head out quicker and pulling the baseball more. Two pull-side hits today.

He’s been working on that (pulling the ball) since spring training 

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

Come on Seth, nail this down 

[David Dennison 19,571]

Nice outing, Seth. Well done.

[Scraps 13,813]

Burn some more arms woooooo

[WBT 21,001]

Seriously?  2 outs and bases empty we need to pull him?

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Let Hader close this

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Seriously?  2 outs and bases empty we need to pull him?

Id let him face one more guy

[runthebone 8,380]

Fuck you, Seth. Burning Hader

[David Dennison 19,571]

Sweet series win.

LFG!

[Scraps 13,813]

4-3 against these chumps
2-8 against everyone else smh

Baseball

[elfenix 34,789]

Astros win!

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

Solid W

keel it up

 

[Macklemore 2,946]

Good job on getting the series win.

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

GREAT series win.   Well done, boys. 

[WBT 21,001]

Keep winning series.

We've won two, lost two, and split one.  What are you guys complaining about again?

[runthebone 8,380]

Uh oh.  Look who's up to 5 games under .500

[YChang 3,575]

Yep, baby steps. Keep getting healthy and keep winning series

[Rimbo 27,092]

I like games where Tuve gets 2 HR on 7 pitches

I like winning

I like beating the Rangers

but most of all, I like a good meme

https://www.threads.net/@thirtyballparks/post/C5vcmqjrLyc/?xmt=AQGzE6fE3k4WZ6LonWfd5bcsJncImwYy9eNIfL42n-QKoQ

[Mitch Hedberg 2,117]

 

Maybe don’t print the tombstone yet

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

Astros beat the Rangers, 8-5, to take two of three in the series behind two homers from Altuve and seven strong innings from Javier. They've won consecutive games at home for the first time since Sept. 9-10, 2023.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

Dubon playe 1 or 2 games at 1B last year.   That minor league 1B prospect with high K% but still preferable over Buttons.  

Why not just play Dubon/Minor leaguer at 1B?

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

Astros are 2.5 GB

[UTexasFight 9,821]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Astros beat the Rangers, 8-5, to take two of three in the series behind two homers from Altuve and seven strong innings from Javier. They've won consecutive games at home for the first time since Sept. 9-10, 2023.

holy shit. I was at that 2nd game. And I remember it. And it felt like a looong time ago. 

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[UTexasFight 9,821]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Is it bad when your 8th inning guy has better walkout music/display than your closer?

[Mez2 4,048]

14 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

 

Maybe don’t print the tombstone yet

We are so fucking back 

[Mez2 4,048]

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

This rivals when Chris Jericho made his WWF debut on Monday Night Raw

[Gut Wagon 8,219]

Seems our problem is that we haven't been playing enough games against Arlington. 

[TexArcher 39,079]

2 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Dubon playe 1 or 2 games at 1B last year.   That minor league 1B prospect with high K% but still preferable over Buttons.  

Why not just play Dubon/Minor leaguer at 1B?

Because when you make a gazillion dollar mistake, it's important not to admit it and try to do something better, because then people might realize you made a mistake and say stuff, see?

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[huge 3,831]

Where is the whole video?

[Huckleberry 34,751]

Just now, huge said:

Where is the whole video?

Lots of them but here's a link to one

https://www.mlb.com/video/jose-altuve-s-two-home-run-game-x7355

Eovaldi yells fuck immediately because the second one was a no doubter

Edited April 15 by Huckleberry

[huge 3,831]

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Lots of them but here's a link to one

https://www.mlb.com/video/jose-altuve-s-two-home-run-game-x7355

Eovaldi yells fuck immediately because the second one was a no doubter

you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

[Hornsbay22 485]

the world isn't ending

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[tx 3 putt 78,787]

😂😂

 

[Hornsbay22 485]

Forgot a note from today's game: I hate 3-0 swings and call them selfish, my brother and I get in a lot of arguments over this often.  I just think base runners lead to more runs, why swing when you're only successful at hitting 30% of the time.  Anyways Altuves 2nd bomb may have changed me. 

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[Chuckie Finster 23,103]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

No idea if he's gonna be any good, but I can confidently say there aren't many 18 year olds built like this.

[Wulaw Horn 19,599]

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

No idea if he's gonna be any good, but I can confidently say there aren't many 18 year olds built like this.

That was their 11th round draft pick. That means they like him. Those are the guys they think are first and second round talent that are tough signs. 

[kevwun 16,449]

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

No idea if he's gonna be any good, but I can confidently say there aren't many 18 year olds built like this.

He already looked like a grown ass man when they drafted him.

[Macklemore 2,946]

 

[tx 3 putt 78,787]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

No idea if he's gonna be any good, but I can confidently say there aren't many 18 year olds built like this.

you never know, but I love he’s a local kid. Can he play first ??

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