Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Snake Diggity 4716]

If they’re not over .500 by 5/26 the season is probably toast.

[Pablo 500]

5 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

If they’re not over .500 by 5/26 the season is probably toast.

that feels like a good barometer

[WBT 20997]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Does this team get back to .500 and if so, when do we think that happens? Before the break? After?

 

May 25th

Replied before scrolling down...great minds I guess

Edited April 18 by WBT

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Regardless of the upcoming schedule (which I haven't checked) or injuries, I think 5/26 is optimistic for the .500 mark. I'll go with 6/8.

[Scraps 13811]

4/28 back to .500

Fuck the haters

[Beau Vine 55888]

[Scraps 13811]

0.0 barrel lmao

[tx 3 putt 78739]

Jose Abreu is 3-178 to start the year with 147 strike outs
 

[tx 3 putt 78739]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

0.0 barrel lmao

 

[Hornsbay22 485]

remember when we used to hate off days? I've grown to enjoy them.

[David Dennison 19569]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jose Abreu is 3-178 to start the year with 147 strike outs

I've seen this twice today. 

What's sad is I actually had to check.

[Macklemore 2945]

RIP to a Houston sports talk legend. Loved his calls and felt like he was channeling my thoughts at times with his unmistakable NY accent.

 

Edited April 19 by Macklemore

[UTexasFight 9819]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

4/28 back to .500

Fuck the haters
 

Beat me to it.

8 game winning steaks aren’t unheard of 

[WBT 20997]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Beat me to it.

8 game winning steaks aren’t unheard of 

Yeah I started to add that to my post.  An 8 game winning streak wouldn't surprise me at all.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

23 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Beat me to it.

8 game winning steaks aren’t unheard of 

 

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah I started to add that to my post.  An 8 game winning streak wouldn't surprise me at all.

JV Day could provide the spark.   

[TejasPedro 1918]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Beat me to it.

8 game winning steaks aren’t unheard of 

I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet  

[David Dennison 19569]

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Yeah I started to add that to my post.  An 8 game winning streak wouldn't surprise me at all.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

10 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

 

JV Day could provide the spark.   

Let’s hope so. I don’t want to watch him give up 5 in the 1st and we have 1 hit through 6innings.

[runthebone 8380]

13 hours ago, Macklemore said:

RIP to a Houston sports talk legend. Loved his calls and felt like he was channeling my thoughts at times with his unmistakable NY accent.

 

The obituary doesn't list cause of death, but I think it's pretty clear that watching Abreu killed him.

[TexArcher 39076]

14 hours ago, Hornsbay22 said:

remember when we used to hate off days? I've grown to enjoy them.

I was just telling a Houston buddy how weird it feels to be sitting here in April thinking welp, at least we'll be good at football...

[Lat22 4086]

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Jose Abreu is 3-178 to start the year with 147 strike outs

This is unbelievable. But I’ve been watching so I know it’s true. 

[Scraps 13811]

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[WBT 20997]

JV's back and so is his personal CF!!

[Wulaw Horn 19599]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

JV's back and so is his personal CF!!

They were apparently fucking lying about Jake Meyers. 

[WBT 20997]

Espada at least was

[WBT 20997]

These cherry blossoms are up there for best city connects for me

[Wishbone 4958]

11 pitch 1st inning for JV. 

[WBT 20997]

I'll take a bloop leadoff double

[David Dennison 19569]

Wait. Is that run production?

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I'll take a bloop leadoff double

Followed by a sharper one and a run.

[WBT 20997]

I like Yainer!

[David Dennison 19569]

[Wishbone 4958]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Followed by a sharper one and a run.

And another!

[WBT 20997]

messed around and got a triple double

[Limp Brisket 549]

Are we allowed to do this?

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

Are we allowed to do this?

Apprently someone told them it was ok. About time.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Roadstros are back

[WBT 20997]

Chazzy Fizz!  another bloop, is this real life?

[WBT 20997]

Abreu should be bunting anytime there's a runner on with <2 outs

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Abreu should be watching anytime there's a runner on with <2 outs

 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Abreu was determined to not let Chas get to 2nd.

[WBT 20997]

Seeing 10 pitches is a win for Abreu.  Looked good off the bat but still <100 mph EV

[Wishbone 4958]

HP ump seems ok…for now anyway.

[Wishbone 4958]

Need another quick inning here for JV.

[cabowabo 4692]

Lulz. WTF was that Justin?

[David Dennison 19569]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Lulz. WTF was that Justin?

That looked like a 41 year old trying to field a bunt.

[Wishbone 4958]

Noice!

[Rip76 5022]

37 through 3, I’ll take it.

[Wishbone 4958]

After 3:

3-1 Astros

JV = 38 PC

Gore = 75 PC

[Rip76 5022]

Jezzzus