Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

You gotta make a change Joe and Dana.

[Ojo Rojo 2061]

That missed fly ball is egregious.

Edited April 20 by Ojo Rojo

[Scraps 13812]

Dude get a hit you sack of fucking shit

[UTexasFight 9819]

59 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

This dude calling strikes at shoestring height.

Holy shit 

[Hornsbay22 485]

This ump blows but the mother fucker is spinning a ball down the middle every AB before and we just fucking suck.

[Scraps 13812]

Abreus OPS is lower than every other guys BA in the starting lineup except he has Bregman barely beat.

THEIR FUCKING BATTING AVERAGE

[cabowabo 4692]

Robot ump can't come soon enough.

[Scraps 13812]

Shocked Bregman didn't get rung up by dipshit

[tx 3 putt 78757]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Robot ump can't come soon enough.

[cabowabo 4692]

Damn, that is some great baserunning.

[tx 3 putt 78757]

Woot, Woot !!!!

[Scraps 13812]

Keep it rollin

[Scraps 13812]

Diaz that is pitiful

[tx 3 putt 78757]

Pena !!!!!

[Scraps 13812]

JP coming through. Singles master

[tx 3 putt 78757]

Just now, Scraps said:

Diaz that is pitiful

he was a little anxious 

[Scraps 13812]

Would be a great time for your first donger Chas

[tx 3 putt 78757]

Just now, Scraps said:

JP coming through. Singles master

[Scraps 13812]

How the fuck is Abreu on deck. I am going to break something

Chas went full retard

[tx 3 putt 78757]

Fucking chas , bit on a ball waaaaaaaay outside

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

This jackass here

[tx 3 putt 78757]

100% you pinch hit for abreu here 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

100% you pinch hit for abreu here 

Espada is terrible

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Is this the game where the Astros finally win a 1 run game this season? 0-5 so far....

[tx 3 putt 78757]

[Overlord 366]

DFA

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Do you need a tee Abreu?

[WBT 20997]

Blanco off the hook and in line for the win. That will help his pitcher of the month campaign 

[Huckleberry 34749]

He's not a major league hitter right now. Fuck, he's not even a pro baseball hitter. Maybe D2.

[Scraps 13812]

He's not a major league hitter right now. Fuck, he's not even a pro baseball hitter. Maybe D2.

His fielding is suspect too.

At least Bregman doesn't suck on defense so I can tolerate that more. Abreu sucks at everything

[Overlord 366]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

100% you pinch hit for abreu here 

TK in the booth agrees. 

[Scraps 13812]

TK in the booth agrees. 

Everyone with a brain agrees

[Scraps 13812]

I may get tossed from Wrigley. I am planning on sitting behind Astros dugout area 2 of the games and I may lose my shit on Espada

[UTexasFight 9819]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Do you need a tee Abreu?

It’s amazing

pitchers don’t even need to try.

throw it right down the middle. He can’t hit it. 

[Huckleberry 34749]

In his last 12 games he has a hit in 1 of them. In the other 11 games he's 0-for-35.

Any of us could genuinely do as well by standing up there and holding a bat with our eyes closed. 

Edited April 20 by Huckleberry

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

You can not have a first baseman who can not hit and not hit for power. It’s a requirement. Catchers and pitchers bat .100. This we know

[Pablo 500]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

2 minutes ago, Overlord said:

TK in the booth agrees. 

Everyone with a brain agrees

Bagwell made the call because of the back of the baseball card analogy

probably 

 

[Pablo 500]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

I may get tossed from Wrigley. I am planning on sitting behind Astros dugout area 2 of the games and I may lose my shit on Espada

I’ll Venmo you bail money or a beer, whichever is cheaper

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

No serious organization can let this continue. No other sport or profession would allow such ineptitude. He’s a a trash man who can’t throw the bag in the back of the truck

[Scraps 13812]

Abreu finally hit the .069 BA

[UTexasFight 9819]

How he hasn’t had a tweaked oblique by now is an epic fail by everyone involved 

[Overlord 366]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

You can not have a first baseman who can not hit and not hit for power. It’s a requirement. Catchers and pitchers bat .100. This we know

He looks like my grandfather, when he swings the bat. 

And my grandfather is dead. 

[Huckleberry 34749]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Abreu finally hit the .069 BA

José Abreu is so bad he made 69 something that I can't respond "niiiice" to.

[UTexasFight 9819]

112.3 mph.

eeesh

Edited April 20 by UTexasFight

[Scraps 13812]

Is Blum on a CPAP?

[tx 3 putt 78757]

King Tuck !!!

[WBT 20997]

2 out rally!

[tx 3 putt 78757]

10 minutes ago, Pablo said:

I’ll Venmo you bail money or a beer, whichever is cheaper

at wrigley ? 
 

bail money 

[Overlord 366]

God I'm going to miss Tucker, when we can't afford to re-sign him. 

That 39 million would have probably made up the difference between Tuck’s number and the Astros offer. 

[UTexasFight 9819]

I assume Pressly gets skipped today if Abreu does his job?

or Espada gonna stir the pot and give Hader a day off?