Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[cabowabo 4692]

Throw strikes fucktard. 

Edited April 20 by cabowabo

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Come on dude

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Pull him

 

Edited April 20 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Rafael Montero's ERA is lower than Jose Abreu's batting average.

[cabowabo 4692]

God damn we lucked out there. 

[Scraps 13809]

Lucky as fuck

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Heads up play by doobie

[Macklemore 2945]

Thank God Pena was bailed out 

[cabowabo 4692]

Never a doubt with Abreu. 

[WBT 20994]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I assume Pressly gets skipped today if Abreu does his job?

or Espada gonna stir the pot and give Hader a day off?

Nah Hader threw 30 pitches fucking around last night.  It will be Pressly in the 9th

[UTexasFight 9819]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Nah Hader threw 30 pitches fucking around last night.  It will be Pressly in the 9th

Ah… missed how many pitches he threw 

[cabowabo 4692]

Scored an error. Poor bastard. That was a hit.

[UTexasFight 9819]

a “hit”!

[Scraps 13809]

Lmao still didnt get a hit

[WBT 20994]

Lulz, ruled an error

[Overlord 366]

Ok good. They called it an error. 

 

I don't want that piece of shit getting a dirty hit like that. 

[tx 3 putt 78730]

That was a strike

[Limp Brisket 549]

Hold on to your butts.

[David Dennison 19567]

Good job. Solid.

[Scraps 13809]

I hate ryan pressly

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

You just have to laugh. Seriously

[WBT 20994]

Not wasting any time

[Macklemore 2945]

Q: You’ve received the least amount of offensive production from your first basemen among MLB teams. How sustainable is that? Do you feel like there is a point where you have to explore potentially making a change there? (Entering Friday, Astros first basemen had combined for an MLB-low .382 OPS. José Abreu owned an .078/.158/.098 slash line in 16 games. Jon Singleton had a .250/.333/.313 slash line in 36 plate appearances).

A: Right now, we’ll continue to figure that out as we talk it through with the guys downstairs. But we’re going to continue to figure out how to get (Abreu) some playing time to see if he can get hot. And if he gets hot, we’ll be happy. And if he doesn’t get hot, we’ll have to circle back and make some decisions.I think what we’ll do is we’ll have those guys share some playing time with the hopes of Abreu getting hot. ... We would like to have more production. But often times, guys don’t get off to good starts. It’s just the way it is. Now, of course we can’t continue to go with no production. At some point, we’ll have to make a decision, and we’re talking through that now.

[UTexasFight 9819]

That’s a good pitch.

Better swing 

 

flashbacks of Howie Kendrick 

Edited April 20 by UTexasFight

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Pressley and Hader both suck. We still don't have a closer.

[Dutchrudder 11246]

Hey guys, just tuning in, how's it going?

[cabowabo 4692]

Fuck you Pressly. 

[Scraps 13809]

Hey guys, just tuning in, how's it going?

Same shit different day

[WBT 20994]

If we blow this I hope it's on an E3

[Macklemore 2945]

FUCK YOU PRESSLY

[Rip76 5022]

Game over

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Can you blame this on espada??

[deac_tracy 517]

Pressly is so dogshit

[UTHornFan014 755]

[UTexasFight 9819]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Can you blame this on espada??

Im going to Abreu.

Not catching that easy foul pop.

 Would have been the 2nd out. Instead run ended up scoring on sac fly .

[tx 3 putt 78730]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I hate ryan pressly

he needs to be pitching the 5th/6th 

[wood 11766]

So, 2 closers who can't close. 

Awesome.

[Scraps 13809]

he needs to be pitching the 5th/6th 

For Colorado

[cabowabo 4692]

This is the worse called game by a HP ump I’ve seen in a while. 

[Scraps 13809]

Im going to Abreu.
Not catching that easy foul pop.
 Would have been the 2nd out. Instead run ended up scoring on sac fly .

Who is playing him

[WBT 20994]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Im going to Abreu.

Not catching that easy foul pop.

 Would have been the 2nd out. Instead run ended up scoring on sac fly .

Run was earned.  Next batter got a hit anyway.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Oh fun extra innings

[WBT 20994]

Nobody hurt, I'm sure we'll pull this out in extras

[Scraps 13809]

Nevermind

[WBT 20994]

Pressly's 1st run was unearned thanks to the catcher's interference.  The whole team keeps conspiring on finding the stupidest way to lose

[Dutchrudder 11246]

[lilMAC25 4004]

Abreau is hitting 0.068 better than me in the Majors this season.

 

[WBT 20994]

Per Sparks we've been outscored 18-2 in the 9th this year

[Dutchrudder 11246]

Maybe we should make the Astros theme song Roxanne. It seems every time I tune into a game late, I miss all the good parts, someone's bleeding on the floor, the pies are burning in the oven, someone's as high as a kite and the whole place is on fire...

[David Dennison 19567]

That is just awful.