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2024 Rangers/Astros Thread Of Hate

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

2023 about to become 1939 for the Arlington Aggies

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On 9/22/2024 at 2:10 AM, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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On 9/22/2024 at 2:10 AM, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

 

This is exactly what texags will sound like if aggy ever wins anything, and then, immediately and inevitably, goes back to being who aggy has always been.

Enjoy the postseason, you bandwagon jumping, frontrunning, fake Rolex, zircon dripping, credit card millionaire, leased BMW fucking douche nozzles.

See y'all next season, for about a month before this thread turns into a ghost town again...

 

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On 9/22/2024 at 2:10 AM, ztejas said:

Do something with the post season ass-fucks.

Until then we're the most recent-winning, big-pennant-holding, cross-league-fucking team in the series. 

Suck our cocks and go flame out in the playoffs while we retool and get ready to hang another big banner after next season.

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On 9/30/2024 at 4:39 PM, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Rangers players/fans headed to their annual October vacation in Cancun, as is tradition 

Congratulations; you played one more game than we did this season.

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1 hour ago, mycox said:

What do you Rangers fans usually do in October? Astros fans aren't used to this free time.

I’m sure October is fucking insane stocking WalMart and Target with all that Halloween shit. Why aren’t you doing it this year?

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1 minute ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Last year, the Rangers participated in the least watched World Series on TV in the last 50 years which begs the question, “If you win a World Series and no one saw it, did it really happen?”.

Congrats tDipshits you are the Nationals

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I feel the statement on this site about (insert team) being "aggie" is pretty stupid and not relevant in most cases. However, bragging about having won just as many postseason games while your competition wins the division the same year is very much aggie.

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1 minute ago, mycox said:

I feel the statement on this site about (insert team) being "aggie" is pretty stupid and not relevant in most cases. However, bragging about having won just as many postseason games while your competition wins the division the same year is very much aggie.

Look you can try to slice it any way you want.  Houston is the aggy town.  You got more of them there than any other place in the world even more than B/CS.....just fucking own it.  

Neither team was all that great this season.

Congrats on that extra couple of days of baseball mediocrity I guess. 

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Don’t let the Rangers blowing a two run lead, one strike away from a title of the bottom of the ninth against David Freese in game six of the 2011 World Series, distract you from the fact that the Rangers blew a one strike away from a title lead in the bottom of the 10th against Lance Berkman.
 

 

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And won the division while your title "defense" ended with a limp dick .481 winning percentage, losers.

Aww man , it’s been almost a year already , maybe you will get over that game 6,7 alcs beat down in a few more years hopefully .
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2 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Rangers still have the trophy. And the same amount of post season wins this season. 

same amount of playoff wins, and two fewer playoff losses.  our playoff performance is statistically better.  we’ve won four playoff games in houston since they won their last playoff game in houston.  and we do still have the trophy.

 

46 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Houston is the aggy town. 

period the end.  houston is a trash town, seedy coastal backwater, filled with shit and even shittier people, most of them aggies.  garbage town with garbage people.  big city college station.  joke. 

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50 minutes ago, futureman said:

same amount of playoff wins, and two fewer playoff losses.  our playoff performance is statistically better.  we’ve won four playoff games in houston since they won their last playoff game in houston.  and we do still have the trophy.

 

period the end.  houston is a trash town, seedy coastal backwater, filled with shit and even shittier people, most of them aggies.  garbage town with garbage people.  big city college station.  joke. 

LOL Metroplex.

 

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