2024 Rangers/Astros Thread Of Hate

[TxTower 650]

Lotta season to go.   Hell… lotta this series to go.   Astros ain’t done.  

True fan. I salute you!

[CowtownHorn 5126]

14 minutes ago, TxTower said:

True fan. I salute you!

[CowtownHorn 5126]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

[gofuckyourself 8164]

4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

[Honeysucklerose 963]

your gay mascot.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

[Sgt Hulk 13695]

Agstros still mad

[mdmost 42950]

1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

your roided out right fielder

You're welcome to call him Daddy. 

[NorthLoop 14141]

1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

Woodrow Call vs.... a toy model train? Marvin the Martian? Do yall have a mascot? 

[Beau Vine 54049]

Is this good?

 

 

[Beau Vine 54049]

[ztejas 43382]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I see Abreu is batting .258.

That is, his OPS is .258.

And he's getting paid $20M this season (and next).

Please keep keeping it real.

[ztejas 43382]

[TrashMaster G 17431]

1 hour ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

Oooohhhh, he big mad.

[futureman 22434]

2 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Piss on Dallas, your roided out right fielder and your gay mascot.

 

[futureman 22434]

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

One legit title in a 7 year span. Totally a dynasty.

same as the rangers!

[Constant 6722]

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

10 runs in the 7th with 11 LOB. Close to a complete massacre. 

[Trey3216 15325]

https://x.com/rangers__nation/status/1776426815524872334
 

[Quagmire 2147]

Hey at least you guys are one game up in the A’s

[Trey3216 15325]

2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Hey at least you guys are one game up in the A’s

The Las OakSac A’s 

[elguapo 4583]

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

[Trey3216 15325]

12 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

[elguapo 4583]

5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

[fellside 1080]

37 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Congrats to the Rangers on your dominating win!

Also, y’all might want to tell Adolis to chill on the roids for a bit, I’m worried his head is about to pop!

It sounds like an Astros fan is worried about someone cheating.

[elguapo 4583]

20 minutes ago, fellside said:

It sounds like an Astros fan is worried about someone cheating.

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

[fellside 1080]

13 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

Right. That wasn't at all satirical on your part. It was literal, and it is my reading comprehension that suffers rather than your own inconsistent and insincere sports moral outrage.

[TxTower 650]

I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

Thanks but the real worry is about your head exploding during a game.

[ztejas 43382]

Welp - look at that. About time for y'all's ass-whipping appointment for this evening.

[elguapo 4583]

53 minutes ago, fellside said:

Right. That wasn't at all satirical on your part. It was literal, and it is my reading comprehension that suffers rather than your own inconsistent and insincere sports moral outrage.

You have a thing for projecting feelings onto others don’t you? I’m not morally outraged, that would be very silly. I think steroids being featured in MLB again is great!

[Slacks 6806]

On 3/29/2024 at 9:37 AM, BigDHornfan said:

[ztejas 43382]

Is .091 a good batting average?

[TxTower 650]

Corey giveth and Corey (Semien, Langford, Adolis) taketh away.

[Guadaloopy 10937]

One of these days we will hold you fucks to one run and our two runs will reign supreme.  Who’ll be laughing then, huh?

 

 

[ztejas 43382]

 

Edited April 7 by ztejas

[Surly Bevo 24863]

I mean do we close this thread down at this point?  Straight running garbage down on the Buffalo Bayou.

[Guadaloopy 10937]

Good opportunity to get Singleton more ABs.  Always a good call, Joe. 

[ztejas 43382]

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

One of these days we will hold you fucks to one run and our two runs will reign supreme.  Who’ll be laughing then, huh?

 

 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Good opportunity to get Singleton more ABs.  Always a good call, Joe. 

I appreciate the class.

Yordan is still a motherfucker.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

very VERY close to scoring an earned run tonight. 

[Guadaloopy 10937]

See, we even chose not to take that free third run.   We are confident that two is the right number for us.   You just wait.    

[gofuckyourself 8164]

 

[ztejas 43382]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

See, we even chose not to take that free third run.

That bitch would have been out. Leclerc covered it well.

[tx 3 putt 76573]

🥺🥺🥺

 

Edited April 7 by tx 3 putt

[TxTower 650]

See, we even chose not to take that free third run.   We are confident that two is the right number for us.   You just wait.    

Ha! Hang in there brother. We’re loving it now but know it’s a long season.

Meantime I think someone needs to do a wellness check on El Guapo.

[beer 3220]

I missed the score from the bottom of the 9th, i think my score app glitched...just shows an x. 

[Trey3216 15325]

47 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

Now just put Adolis’ face on the stickholder

[futureman 22434]

6 hours ago, elguapo said:

I agree that it would be upsetting if the rangers comically roided up outfielders head exploded during a game

 

6 hours ago, elguapo said:

Not at all, but I’m not surprised that a ranger fan would struggle with basic reading. As I very clearly wrote I’m worried that Adolis’ head is about to explode.

how old are you?

[TrashMaster G 17431]

So the Astros suck at home and they suck on the road.

But, I'm sure they'll kick ass in all those neutral site games!

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2915]

[Pato del Muerto 52385]

In Santiago, do they call Ronel “Ensalada de papas?”

[TonyTexas 10491]

Today in Arlington (stolen from @elguapo)

 

Edited April 8 by TonyTexas

[Stros121 4]

Sounds like a bunch of fucking aggy’s in Arlington tonight. Ball 4,5, and sec chants. Fuck aggy and fuck Arlington