2024 Rangers/Astros Thread Of Hate

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

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[Constant 6,839]

[ztejas 44,114]

13 minutes ago, Constant said:

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[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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Came down an infinite amount, so you have to be impressed with that. 

[tx 3 putt 78,468]

 

[elguapo 4,620]

[Honeysucklerose 1,006]

Pansies lost to a dude with a 135 ERA

[TexArcher 38,816]

LOL at talking all that shit because you scored a few runs against a minor leaguer in a spot start, only to concede 10 runs and get doubled up.

Dumbasses.

 

[Beau Vine 55,816]

 

[TxTower 684]

How does last place taste? Have y’all decided to tank the season and pile up draft picks yet?

[UTPhil2006 3,909]

2 minutes ago, TxTower said:

How does last place taste? Have y’all decided to tank the season and pile up draft picks yet?

Still waiting for the magic number countdown..

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

Lol

[Constant 6,839]

We may both suck. 

[David Dennison 19,440]

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

We may both suck. 

[n64ra 1,149]

As long as the Astros don't have to pitch, I think they might have a chance tonight.

[gofuckyourself 8,939]

Astros pitching lately = movable object

Rangers hitting lately = stoppable force

This should be enthralling.

[UTPhil2006 3,909]

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Astros pitching lately = movable object

Rangers hitting lately = stoppable force

This should be enthralling.

Angel Hernandez at home plate tonight. Jesus. 

[ztejas 44,114]

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Astros pitching lately = movable object

Rangers hitting lately = stoppable force

This should be enthralling.

 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

Angel Hernandez at home plate tonight. Jesus. 

[mdmost 43,848]

2 hours ago, n64ra said:

As long as the Astros don't have to pitch, I think they might have a chance tonight.

Well you're not going to a no-hitter on us with that attitude. 

[ztejas 44,114]

Astros this season are like the 5 you take home from the bar for a slump-buster after 7 jamo shots.

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

Picking up right where we left off in Houston to end the ALCS

[ztejas 44,114]

Does Hernandez have pics of Manfred fucking a 13 year old or what? I seriously don't understand at this point. 

[BigDHornfan 6,625]

He’s the Astros of umpires

[markstanco 12,772]

Angel Hernandez at home plate tonight. Jesus. 

That makes it better. He makes just under 500k a year for stand up comedy.

[Firemans4Horn 18,499]

I’m legit worried this Kuhnel guy might die on the mound. 

[beer 3,268]

5 hours ago, n64ra said:

As long as the Astros don't have to pitch, I think they might have a chance tonight.

The moneyline favors the asstros. You may have a chance. 

[Constant 6,839]

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

Lolstros

[gofuckyourself 8,939]

Glad the Astros threw some BP to our bats tonight.

But it was probably just another minor league spot starter that we can't rag on.

[Helobious 9,755]

 

[UTPhil2006 3,909]

3-3 against THIS Houston team? 

[gofuckyourself 8,939]

Trust me, I'm sure they're embarrassed.

Then again, they could even LOSE the season series and still be just fine.

See Playoffs, 2023.

[Beau Vine 55,816]

3 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

3-3 against THIS Houston team? 

Tied 3-3 with the 7th game in Houston??

I think I've seen that before.

[Guadaloopy 11,129]

‘member when some dudes were saying that they would take Odor over Altuve as their franchise 2B?   I ‘member.  
 

Would also hate to see how this season series would be going if the Rangers hadn’t have “broken” the Astros in the ALCS.  
 

Until next time, fellas. 

[TexArcher 38,816]

Suck a fat one, Arlington.

 

[mycox 587]

Stros 2 1/2 games out!

[markstanco 12,772]

16 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Suck a fat one, Arlington.

 

[tx 3 putt 78,468]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,330]

On 4/15/2024 at 7:50 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Can’t dispute it. 4 of your 6 wins are against the rangers.  2-11 against everyone else, it looks like. 

[Constant 6,839]

Houston needs to send the White Sox, Rockies, and Marlins a bottle of champagne. Only teams worse than they are. 

[tx 3 putt 78,468]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t dispute it. 4 of your 6 wins are against the rangers.  2-11 against everyone else, it looks like. 

[TxTower 684]

Suck a fat one, Arlington.
 

The Arlington mockery is some weak shit.

This thread deserves better.

[Vic Mackey 47,844]

The Arlington mockery is some weak shit.

This thread deserves better.

It's the equivalent of aggy calling Texas, TU or sips.

[Beau Vine 55,816]

[TexArcher 38,816]

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

[BigDHornfan 6,625]

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.
Oh, wait, that's now.

[mdmost 43,848]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

One team is in last place and has a fan saying the team in first place is irrelevant. When you guys are flailing about, it isn't pretty. 

[Constant 6,839]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

Strong words from .300. 

[Trey3216 15,450]

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

[Beau Vine 55,816]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Man, you puffed up DFW douchebags sure are insufferable whenever something actually goes your way in sports.  I can't wait until the Rangers are completely irrelevant again.

Oh, wait, that's now.

This is the most aggy thing you've said since "Arlington."