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[Slacks 6920]

Some good shit yesterday, but my tablet and tapa don't play nice... I'll hit up the phone later.

[gyroprotagonist 2595]

does that car have any eligibility left?

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[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

Damn...that takes me back. And not in a good way

[Mac8111 2118]

wtf i realize the dude was an annoyance in the middle of the street,  but that was a residential street and that car had a full 8 seconds to stop. lay on the horn, kid woulda moved
lucky

It is my understanding that the car was his friend’s and it was planned that the dude was going to do a move and jump up in air to land on the hood as car rolled up. Problem is, dude slipped on some oil in the street and car smacked him.

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Morning lulz

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[GhostofDanJones 336]

On 8/5/2018 at 11:44 AM, Longboard Horn said:

That's some fucked up shit! I'm dying!

[purplepride95 6890]

Edited August 7, 2018 by purplepride95

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[HenryJames 66284]

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

Hey kids, rock and roll.

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I would actually enjoy that wedding reception. Get the popcorn ready!

[Buzzrock 15026]

Help me out with this one.

[Zepol87 9263]

I can't see what you quoted buzz but I see it was from longboard.

Basically he is gonna play the voice messages him and his ex sent each other. Probably a few from when she was dating the new guy as well... Cause hoes will be hoes

 

[Jkwellborn 6878]

Buzz quoted the one about the go fund me for hair plugs or whatever they meant.

[woohorn 1131]

 

 

 

 

Help me out with this one.

 

He wants drugs, but already owes his drug dealer (plug), so he needs money.

 

Looked it up and your plug (dd) "recharges" you or fills your "battery" like an usb or electrical PLUG.

[markstanco 12655]

Not made up at all, obviously. Probably should have scratched the 1 minute part.

[Eastwood 4394]

On 8/8/2018 at 8:27 PM, woohorn said:

 

 

 

 

 

He wants drugs, but already owes his drug dealer (plug), so he needs money.

 

Looked it up and your plug (dd) "recharges" you or fills your "battery" like an usb or electrical PLUG.

Close. He's a dealer and owes his supplier. If you don't pay your supplier, you die.

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[NorthLoop 14303]

1 hour ago, Eastwood said:

Close. He's a dealer and owes his supplier. If you don't pay your supplier, you die.

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[NorthLoop 14303]

I knew it! Black dudes have bigger turds

[Goo Punch 4275]

On 7/5/2018 at 2:37 PM, Celery Man said:

i used to have that shirt. karl kani. 

[Buzzrock 15026]

Thanks for the translations.

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[Buffsoldier 1895]

By itself, this was chuckle inducing.  Adding it KH's response took this one to 11.

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Legitimate laugh!

On 8/16/2018 at 1:10 PM, Vertigo said:

 

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[luke duke 6420]

I’m sure that the waitresses there would make some great tips.

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[HenryJames 66284]

Damn.

[G650 14302]

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

So it wasn't a good day.

[NWBuck 8590]

5 hours ago, G650 said:

So it wasn't a good day.

Well, he didn't have to use his AK

[honolulu horn 6177]

8 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Well, he didn't have to use his AK

Plus his moms cooked the breakfast with no hog.

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8 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Plus his moms cooked the breakfast with no hog.

But halfway home was his pager still blowing up?