My new favorite subreddit

[SizzleChest 8283]

7 hours ago, Chooky said:

I'm Osama Bin Laden for what I once did to an Allsups bathroom in Ballinger, Texas.

The Instant Impact Burrito has created many a toilet terrorist.

[SurlyBDR 22783]

[kingkoopa6 8350]

 

[Drew 2408]

"Trigger" fish?  Damn, PC Police even underwater.

[MissingInAction 25067]

Well, Nemo is a fucking cunt so I get it.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

https://www.facebook.com/100009311624555/posts/2268986646755034/

[Neonmoon 38129]

On 11/19/2018 at 1:59 PM, MissingInAction said:

I should be in Gitmo for my crimes at the Office Depot shitter in the triangle. I used to work nearby so that's where I would take my post coffee constitutional every morning. Never bought anything either,so I have no doubt the employees knew what I was up to. 

You would leave your place of business and travel to the Office Depot...just to take a shit?

You are a monster 

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Comments strike again. Haha 

[Jkwellborn 6697]

You would leave your place of business and travel to the Office Depot...just to take a shit?
You are a monster 

I don’t shit in the restroom by my office. I go to the warehouse.

[Zepol87 9185]

Comments strike again. Haha 

Pigcaso and niglet

[TexasMan 10891]

 

[MissingInAction 25067]

10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

You would leave your place of business and travel to the Office Depot...just to take a shit?

You are a monster 

Yes. Yes I am a monster.

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

 

 

[Slacks 6819]

 
 

The world needs more smiles.

[Zepol87 9185]

Well I was not expecting that

[Pancho 44774]

 

[Eastwood 4394]

 

That's quality.

[Mac8111 2107]

“Yo, cough on him “

[Longboard Horn 40318]

[Longboard Horn 40318]

[Pancho 44774]

Ooohhh his timeline. 

 

[Lhorn 4913]

On 11/24/2018 at 4:29 AM, Longboard Horn said:

What the hell does mean?

[FizzleFish 137]

22 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

What the hell does mean?

I think it’s referencing a rapper named 6ix9ine. I think he’s looking at some jail time. So, she’s flexing on him because she can go outside any time she wants.

[Jkwellborn 6697]

Dwight Howard’s gay? Learn something new every day.

[LebongJames 1808]

11 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Dwight Howard’s gay? Learn something new every day.

Apparently he’s been fucking tranies.

[Longboard Horn 40318]

[Doze 1322]

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Not really funny funny. But comments and all...

 

Edited November 27, 2018 by kingkoopa6

[huge 3793]

everytime I see $.50 drive off without Bert in the back I get surly

[Speedtrucker 2071]

Lol “he blew her back out and then he broke his!”

[kingkoopa6 8350]

 

[AM Wood 335]

the wisconsin vadgers are known for using professional soccer style flopping as a strategy.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

 

When i saw this this AM on fb..i thought 5 flops,1 game? What a teammate!


Guess im whiter than white

[kingkoopa6 8350]

 

[GotThatFire 166]

Damn

[Speedtrucker 2071]

 

Wow they fucking roasted his ass!

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

 

 

[Celery Man 20944]

the sound this kid makes

[PilotsError 2286]

I hope that wasn't staged because I laughed my ass off.

[NorthLoop 14195]

He ain't coming back

[Celery Man 20944]

I've been trying to find the original and see if there's any context - one of the replies in that tweet said it was his uncle pranking him.  I figured it was fake, but that sound is too perfect of a terrified noise to be fake imo

[Pato del Muerto 52492]

On 11/29/2018 at 4:20 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

 

Is this what the kids call being put on blast?

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Lol

 

[Longboard Horn 40318]

[SurlyBDR 22783]

[Thatguy 8692]

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

  I laughed to tears on this one.

[Longboard Horn 40318]

[kingkoopa6 8350]

 

[Zepol87 9185]

^^ I love twitter. Fucking comments are awesome

[Steel Shank 9424]

Hell fuckin' yeah!