My new favorite subreddit

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

10 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:

The tint of their skin is also reddish. I’m torn on if I want my next chick to be a red bone or rice bunny

Why not both?

[GSU&UT 1799]

6 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

I started dying at 2:40!

Yeah it went to 11 at that point, holy shit.

[Whitman 694]

18 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Double aunt Andre 

Shaggy/Surly legendary.  Will need to be added to the dictionary.

[PvilleStang 2974]

From the FB thread, I'd also nominate All of Garden

[honolulu horn 6203]

Angel seems fun

"I coulda been fucking a grapefruit all these years."

[GSU&UT 1799]

 

[Jerry Callo 8952]

Now that's funny.

[BayouBill 835]

holy shit...I'm crying

[Brisketexan 106617]

That's something I love.  It transcends all races, cultures, and borders.  It is the essence of what it is to be human.

And that thing is "dudes messing with their friends."  I'm confident that a group of goatherders in Afghanistan fucking prank each other.  

What is also transcendent is that "chicks don't get it."  "That's your friend -- why would you mess with him like that?"

Because it's fucking funny, that's why.  Full stop.

[Longboard Horn 41316]

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[Born Burnt 6229]

18 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

Username checks.

[dcbc 14641]

19 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

 

[NorthLoop 14421]

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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[Buffsoldier 1895]

23 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

Bitch sounds like a sleestak when she's going to work on that thing.

[happyhookem 224]

On 4/3/2018 at 11:03 PM, Pam Cummings said:

"You can actually lose weight while you're sucking his dick."

 

 

[Jkwellborn 7006]

Mind blowing what YouTube will allow.

[Viper 12212]

It's definitely something blowing. 

[Eddyline 116]

Best three minutes in the history of You Tube.

[Ojo Rojo 2040]

Adding grapefruit to the grocery list...

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

On 4/4/2018 at 12:14 AM, ulukinatme said:

I started dying at 2:40!

 

[ulukinatme 1768]

Sweatergawd

 

[Zepol87 9308]

Troof

[Jkwellborn 7006]

Adding grapefruit to the grocery list...

Do you suck dick? Are you a peter puffer?

[Ojo Rojo 2040]

44 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Do you suck dick? Are you a peter puffer?

No, but your mom does/is.

Edited April 5, 2018 by Ojo Rojo

[Slacks 7021]

No, but your mom does/is.

she a red bone?

[DoobieWah 1528]

[General Specific 3484]

Adding grapefruit to the grocery list...

Adding grapefruit, cantaloupe, watermelon.... 220, 221, whatever it takes!

[Pam Cummings 9823]

9 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Heh, I was partial to this one 

 

 

[Longboard Horn 41316]

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[Pescado_Rojo 19558]

On 4/3/2018 at 11:03 PM, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

Will this work with a Lime?

Asking for a friend...

[Thatguy 9289]

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

Will this work with a Lime?

Asking for a friend...

Depends on the size.....so...you should be okay.

[Thatguy 9289]

On 4/5/2018 at 12:07 AM, Jkwellborn said:

Mind blowing what YouTube will allow.

Bro....just search female ejaculation class and grab some popcorn for the lulz. This is why I never let my kid use youtube.

[Thatguy 9289]

[woohorn 1131]

Will this work with a Lime?
Asking for a friend...

Your mom used a grape last time I was over there. BURN!!

[DoobieWah 1528]

16 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Will this work with a Lime?

Asking for a friend...

Sure - with the added bonus that when she makes that face, you can tell yourself it's just because of the lime.

Win/Win. 

[HOOKEM4 5151]

31 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Will this work with a Lime?

Asking for a friend...

A Key Lime?

[Thatguy 9289]

[Longboard Horn 41316]

What the ever loving fuck did I just read?!


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[Sbbruin 22082]

On 4/5/2018 at 9:39 AM, Ojo Rojo said:

Adding grapefruit to the grocery list...

I just sent this vid to my wife.

[Brisketexan 106617]

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I just sent this vid to my wife.

So did I.  To your wife, I mean.  I've been meaning to tell her she needs to up her game.

[NWBuck 8619]

57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So did I.  To your wife, I mean.  I've been meaning to tell her she needs to up her game.

And she was looking like she had a touch of the scurvy.

[Born Burnt 6229]

On 4/3/2018 at 11:03 PM, Pam Cummings said:

 

 

 

After watching this, I started getting ads on my phone with pictures of grapefruit. Seriously.

 

[GSU&UT 1799]

[SilasCoade 2622]

1 hour ago, GSU&UT said:

I'm dead.

[Upgrayedd 5861]

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So did I.  To your wife, I mean.  I've been meaning to tell her she needs to up her game.

 

23 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I just sent this vid to my wife.

So did I.  To your wife, I mean.  I've been meaning to tell her she needs to up her game.

She responded to me with "Will you people stop sending this to me."

[Sbbruin 22082]

1 hour ago, Llogg said:

I'm dead.

Same.  That’s pretty awesome.

[Long Gone 90]

[Long Gone 90]

[Viper 12212]

7 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

Seriously is this Photoshop?

[Prepuce of Doom 21259]

No, that's the real ballot.