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1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Some comedian on Twitter had the idea for  a Mexican restaurant where as soon as you sit down, they spoon a little salsa on your shirt "just to go ahead and get that over with."

My brother used to take and dab just a tiny bit of mustard on the hem of his white dress shirts to "christen" them and placate the condiment demons.

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1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Duggar Family Statements After Josh's Arrest on Child Porn Charges

If I made you guess which male in that photograph has destroyed more vaginas?  You would all guess the dad because he made his wife have 20 children.  And that would be a great guess.  But no, it's the young man in the back row with the dark blue shirt and serial killer gaze.  He's ruined way more vaginas because he touches underage girls in the Name of the Lord.  

Anyway this thread has gotten way funnier lately. Praise Be.

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No blog.  No social media.  I probably say 50 words a day outside the home unless it's an LP pitch, operator group meeting, or teaching class.  You guys have to bear the brunt of my communication deficit, for that I apologize---but hey, every once in awhile a little of it is pithy or even downright funny.  

Back to subreddit.  I just found out after going there for 20 years everytime I'm home...the Wiener Circle on Clark Street (Chicago, IL)...those women have a secret twitter/tiktok account or whatever.  They only share it with black-twitter but will allow cool brown folks like me to join the feed.  Anyway, their friends out in the crowd will video the truly shit-tastic rich white people in the mix after midnight and they post only the choicest bits.  If anybody has access to those videos, please post them.  I've only seen a handful in person and they are among the funniest moments of my life.  Nowadays, most every minute of every night is recorded by somebody.  But apparently this database goes back a ways.  /csb

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If I made you guess which male in that photograph has destroyed more vaginas?  You would all guess the dad because he made his wife have 20 children.  And that would be a great guess.  But no, it's the young man in the back row with the dark blue shirt and serial killer gaze.  He's ruined way more vaginas because he touches underage girls in the Name of the Lord.  
Anyway this thread has gotten way funnier lately. Praise Be.
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No blog.  No social media.  I probably say 50 words a day outside the home unless it's an LP pitch, operator group meeting, or teaching class.  You guys have to bear the brunt of my communication deficit, for that I apologize---but hey, every once in awhile a little of it is pithy or even downright funny.  
Back to subreddit.  I just found out after going there for 20 years everytime I'm home...the Wiener Circle on Clark Street (Chicago, IL)...those women have a secret twitter/tiktok account or whatever.  They only share it with black-twitter but will allow cool brown folks like me to join the feed.  Anyway, their friends out in the crowd will video the truly shit-tastic rich white people in the mix after midnight and they post only the choicest bits.  If anybody has access to those videos, please post them.  I've only seen a handful in person and they are among the funniest moments of my life.  Nowadays, most every minute of every night is recorded by somebody.  But apparently this database goes back a ways.  /csb
I'd buy you a beer, but I would need multiple exit points, familiar surroundings and maybe a toke or two on some indica to ground me but keep my mind lubricated. Say Crown and Anchor for example.
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No blog.  No social media.  I probably say 50 words a day outside the home unless it's an LP pitch, operator group meeting, or teaching class.  You guys have to bear the brunt of my communication deficit, for that I apologize---but hey, every once in awhile a little of it is pithy or even downright funny.  
Back to subreddit.  I just found out after going there for 20 years everytime I'm home...the Wiener Circle on Clark Street (Chicago, IL)...those women have a secret twitter/tiktok account or whatever.  They only share it with black-twitter but will allow cool brown folks like me to join the feed.  Anyway, their friends out in the crowd will video the truly shit-tastic rich white people in the mix after midnight and they post only the choicest bits.  If anybody has access to those videos, please post them.  I've only seen a handful in person and they are among the funniest moments of my life.  Nowadays, most every minute of every night is recorded by somebody.  But apparently this database goes back a ways.  /csb

You’re on their feed, but you can’t post the videos?
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Yeah, I used the "feed" term incorrectly.  I meant I got some email invite to join their twitter and tiktok feed but I don't have accounts on those.  They ask nicely not to share the link/invite code deal with others.  But I'm certain somebody on here knows somebody in Chicago that is probably on it.  If you know the place, you know their public-facing videos are funny enough, but the other ones have to be a treasure trove of hilarity and awkwardness.  You'd think that shit would get out more, but people are so fucked up they forget to film it or it's just the audio as their hands sling down at their sides.  My cousin showed me a few.  I've finally realized I need a twitter burner account.  

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17 hours ago, Lobo said:

No blog.  No social media.  I probably say 50 words a day outside the home unless it's an LP pitch, operator group meeting, or teaching class.  You guys have to bear the brunt of my communication deficit, for that I apologize---but hey, every once in awhile a little of it is pithy or even downright funny.  

Back to subreddit.  I just found out after going there for 20 years everytime I'm home...the Wiener Circle on Clark Street (Chicago, IL)...those women have a secret twitter/tiktok account or whatever.  They only share it with black-twitter but will allow cool brown folks like me to join the feed.  Anyway, their friends out in the crowd will video the truly shit-tastic rich white people in the mix after midnight and they post only the choicest bits.  If anybody has access to those videos, please post them.  I've only seen a handful in person and they are among the funniest moments of my life.  Nowadays, most every minute of every night is recorded by somebody.  But apparently this database goes back a ways.  /csb

Weiner Circle is a straight-up modern-day minstrel show. "Hey dude-bros, let's crush a bunch of Old Styles and go get yelled at by sassy black ladies! Hilarious!"

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That's a really good way to put it actually.  I'm stealing that.  Pos rep.

I'm too old to get involved, but you can telegraph the bachelor parties and entourage-wannabes from a block away.  

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