My new favorite subreddit

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[demos 3,032]

Cousin’s name and number? Asking for a friend.

[Celery Man 21,076]

 

Edited June 23, 2018 by Celery Man

[Longboard Horn 41,319]

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

I'm dying! This made me laugh pretty hard.

[SKJ 1,317]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I'm dying! This made me laugh pretty hard.

Cuz they don't have rifles?

[SurlyBDR 23,103]

[demos 3,032]

I’m on her side. Ice cream is serious bidness.

 

[Slacks 7,025]

then why she ain't put a note on them shits? that's why I can't stand her stingy ass.

[G650 14,421]

On 6/23/2018 at 1:59 AM, Celery Man said:

 

This is gold.

[Post Oak 20,551]

[Post Oak 20,551]

[GSU&UT 1,799]

Damn, those last two. 😆

[Guest Lobo]

I guess "physically irresponsible" is the black term for "rude" because Lil Red's tits are/orrr...

[ulukinatme 1,768]

53 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I guess "physically irresponsible" is the black term for "rude" because Lil Red's tits are/orrr...

At least she owns her stupidity, and so do her friends:  

LilRed‏ @lexietayl Jun 23

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My bestfriend just called my boyfriend drunk saying “treat her right. She’s not like any other girl she may be slow sometimes but she’s worth more than you could ever know but hopefully you do know” and ugh my heart.

 

Also, she may or may not still be in high school.

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Smart pops, lol

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16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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best username to post going...

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12 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

best username to post going...

 

[Celery Man 21,076]

This is my new favorite

[SurlyBDR 23,103]

[Prepuce of Doom 21,260]

 

 

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[Celery Man 21,076]

 

Edited June 28, 2018 by Celery Man

[Zepol87 9,308]

"Throwing neck" I love that saying

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[Sbbruin 22,082]

This page is solid.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

LMAO this thread delivers.

[Longboard Horn 41,319]

Holy shit here’s some morning lulz




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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Holy shit here’s some morning lulz




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Fantastic

[Speedtrucker 2,096]

Holy shit fam, I’m dying here!!!

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[Guest Lobo]

I'm suddenly realizing there's a different comedic take on relationships than the one presented by Jim Gaffigan.  

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[Jkwellborn 7,006]

I feel like the first picture is how she’s gonna answer the door in ten years when her man comes home unexpectedly. Maybe he hopped the early flight back from San Diego.

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[Pato del Muerto 53,331]

11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I feel like the first picture is how she’s gonna answer the door in ten years when her man comes home unexpectedly. Maybe he hopped the early flight back from San Diego.

So how was San Diego?

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[OrangEngr 1,035]

8 minutes ago, TXs said:

This almost feels like its own thread. "When you die, and they turn your ashes into a record, what song will it play?" I'm going with Bohemian Rhapsody

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Edited July 5, 2018 by Longboard Horn
Facts

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[markstanco 12,773]

I'm suddenly realizing there's a different comedic take on relationships than the one presented by Jim Gaffigan.  

I got the joke. Nobody else did apparently.

[Celery Man 21,076]