My new favorite subreddit

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[demos 2996]

Cousin’s name and number? Asking for a friend.

[Celery Man 20915]

 

Edited June 23, 2018 by Celery Man

[Longboard Horn 40200]

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

I'm dying! This made me laugh pretty hard.

[SKJ 1305]

13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I'm dying! This made me laugh pretty hard.

Cuz they don't have rifles?

[SurlyBDR 22704]

[demos 2996]

I’m on her side. Ice cream is serious bidness.

 

[Slacks 6807]

then why she ain't put a note on them shits? that's why I can't stand her stingy ass.

[G650 14145]

On 6/23/2018 at 1:59 AM, Celery Man said:

 

This is gold.

[Post Oak 20191]

[Post Oak 20191]

[GSU&UT 1798]

Damn, those last two. 😆

[Guest Lobo]

I guess "physically irresponsible" is the black term for "rude" because Lil Red's tits are/orrr...

[ulukinatme 1761]

53 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I guess "physically irresponsible" is the black term for "rude" because Lil Red's tits are/orrr...

At least she owns her stupidity, and so do her friends:  

LilRed‏ @lexietayl Jun 23

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My bestfriend just called my boyfriend drunk saying “treat her right. She’s not like any other girl she may be slow sometimes but she’s worth more than you could ever know but hopefully you do know” and ugh my heart.

 

Also, she may or may not still be in high school.

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['stache 21779]

Smart pops, lol

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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best username to post going...

[MNLonghornFUKM 8815]

12 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

best username to post going...

 

[Celery Man 20915]

This is my new favorite

[SurlyBDR 22704]

[Prepuce of Doom 21034]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52409]

[Celery Man 20915]

 

Edited June 28, 2018 by Celery Man

[Zepol87 9176]

"Throwing neck" I love that saying

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[Sbbruin 21786]

This page is solid.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

LMAO this thread delivers.

[Longboard Horn 40200]

Holy shit here’s some morning lulz




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[HornOnTheBayou 8882]

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Holy shit here’s some morning lulz




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Fantastic

[Speedtrucker 2068]

Holy shit fam, I’m dying here!!!

[TexasMan 10849]

 

[Eastwood 4394]

[Guest Lobo]

I'm suddenly realizing there's a different comedic take on relationships than the one presented by Jim Gaffigan.  

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[Jkwellborn 6670]

I feel like the first picture is how she’s gonna answer the door in ten years when her man comes home unexpectedly. Maybe he hopped the early flight back from San Diego.

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[Pato del Muerto 52409]

11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

I feel like the first picture is how she’s gonna answer the door in ten years when her man comes home unexpectedly. Maybe he hopped the early flight back from San Diego.

So how was San Diego?

[TXs 226]

[OrangEngr 1035]

8 minutes ago, TXs said:

This almost feels like its own thread. "When you die, and they turn your ashes into a record, what song will it play?" I'm going with Bohemian Rhapsody

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Edited July 5, 2018 by Longboard Horn
Facts

[Long Gone 90]

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[markstanco 12548]

I'm suddenly realizing there's a different comedic take on relationships than the one presented by Jim Gaffigan.  

I got the joke. Nobody else did apparently.

[Celery Man 20915]