Surly Horns huge migration crisis

[HornGrandioso 22]

At least 750+ users swarmed into Surly Horns today. How do we handle the imminent migration of Shaggy's worst political posters? Ideas:

Build a cyber-wall and make Kevin Morgan pay for it

"Extreme vetting"

Keep out the tiny minority of deranged Trumpkins by banning all conservative posters entirely until "we can figure out what the hell is going on"

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Medical experiments for the lot of them.

[deadshank 24651]

Internment camps for the loonie lefties. Force them to bath   Dirty hippies. 

[F250 28680]

The olds seemed to have lost their way on the transition.

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

The olds seemed to have lost their way on the transition.

Actually, I made it just fine. Took the bus from the civic center. 

[CrownKing 55]

Abotions for some, miniature American flags for others. 

[Jack Straw 2953]

make swam pay for the wall 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, HornGrandioso said:

At least 750+ users swarmed into Surly Horns today. How do we handle the imminent migration of Shaggy's worst political posters? Ideas:

Build a cyber-wall and make Kevin Morgan pay for it

"Extreme vetting"

Keep out the tiny minority of deranged Trumpkins by banning all conservative posters entirely until "we can figure out what the hell is going on"

 

Yes because you should be the one who picks who comes here.  A bit of a superiority complex going on with you I believe,

[troph 24562]

Put ‘em all on estrogen and T-blockers.  Duh.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yes because you should be the one who picks who comes here.  A bit of a superiority complex going on with you I believe,

Shouldn't this be onboard 3.0?  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Shouldn't this be onboard 3.0?  

Why would it be 3.0 ? 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Why would it be 3.0 ? 

Hornfans

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Hornfans

Was never on Hornfans.  I was on Shaggy because I stumbled onto Thujones dick pics of the Big 12 football conference several years back.

[Bama Chick 28596]

I made it!  Thanks to Canecutter for pointing me in the right direction.

Fucking took forever to get my confirmation email - had to end up changing it and it came straight through.  Weird.

Y'all figured out how to ignore people yet?

[Message Board User 12389]

They bring drugs.  They bring gangs.  They're rapists.  They're kidnappers.  And they take posts away from regular shagsters.

[Ghost of LL 15477]

Did the word not make it to Russia?  So we won’t be seeing DSA?

[Skyline 325]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Y'all figured out how to ignore people yet?

If you hover over someone's username, a little menu pops up and it has an ignore user button. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Thanks!!

[po elvis 2070]

we are all immigrants. we took this board from the Indians who built it. ToY, etc. none of us can talk.

[bad_teammate 13132]

1 hour ago, Skyline said:

If you hover over someone's username, a little menu pops up and it has an ignore user button. 

Thank you. Swam will show up eventually.

[Laxtonto 11927]

1 hour ago, Skyline said:

If you hover over someone's username, a little menu pops up and it has an ignore user button. 

Thanks man

Already bid a preemptive Derka ignore

[swraith 336]

Shrug. We let all the degenerates in. Including the Trumpkins. It’s the essence of this board. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

ahhhh...

Edited March 26, 2018 by Kyrie Eleison

[TtomTerrific 200]

and here it is....my "trigger" board. 

been a nice sabbatical.  not sure about jumping back in.....life is really kind of cool not reading this shit. 

[ROFL BOX 6647]

4 hours ago, CrownKing said:

Abotions for some, miniature American flags for others. 

What's an "abotion"?

 

 

 

Yes, I will be "that guy".

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Groat clusters

[Nick Diaz 107]

pee in their butts

[BYG Jacob 47]

Build a wall around them, and make shaggy pay for it.

[shnsajax 3589]

Looks like everyone walked. Thankfully, no one swam. 

[936horn 910]

"You have to go back!!"

[joe dirt 285]

9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

We need to kick out the ones from shithole places like South Oak Cliff, El Paso, Huston Tillotson University, and Thurgood Marshall School of Law. Why can’t we have more posters from Norway or River Oaks?

i’m from el paso but i’ve lived in austin for 20 years.  

 

....just realized i’ma dreamer. fml

[SquishMitten 10398]

Everybody will find their way over. If they secretly change names, we’ll be able to identify them relatively quickly, and it would confirm their troll status

[High Plains Drifter 10970]

12 hours ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Actually, I made it just fine. Took the bus from the civic center. 

Armybrat?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

13 hours ago, HornGrandioso said:

At least 750+ users swarmed into Surly Horns today. How do we handle the imminent migration of Shaggy's worst political posters? Ideas:

Build a cyber-wall and make Kevin Morgan pay for it

"Extreme vetting"

Keep out the tiny minority of deranged Trumpkins by banning all conservative posters entirely until "we can figure out what the hell is going on"

 

He's #withher

[bad_teammate 13132]

"I saved you," cried that forum
"And you posted even, why?
You know your posts are shitty and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly admin," said the poster with a grin
"You knew damn well I was from Shag before you took me in

Edited March 26, 2018 by bad_teammate

[BrickHorn 18186]

9 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

and here it is....my "trigger" board. 

been a nice sabbatical.  not sure about jumping back in.....life is really kind of cool not reading this shit. 

My thoughts exactly.  This Shaggy disruption is a nice opportunity to escape the senseless trench warfare that is online political debate.  

[HornGrandioso 22]

18 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

He's #withher

I see this place has deferred action for Shaggy Trumpkin refugees. Enjoy your amnesty.

[Brothahorn 10085]

New site, same assholes.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

12 hours ago, Message Board User said:

They bring drugs.  They bring gangs.  They're rapists.  They're kidnappers.  And they take posts away from regular shagsters.

Not all of them. Just the bad ones.

And by bad ones, I mean all of them.

[Hefeweizen 5307]

Derek Atkinson needs to register a new bot here. I am going to miss the zero hedge articles. 

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

I would suggest a merit based system except that I might not make the cut.

[EastTexan 662]

14 hours ago, F250 said:

The olds seemed to have lost their way on the transition.

 

Not so fast numb nuts.

gotta let all the leftys get in their safe space and curl up.

 

 

[Escapedgoat 90]

15 hours ago, F250 said:

The olds seemed to have lost their way on the transition.

I made it!

[Bozo_Casanova 26277]

You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

[Armybrat 40730]

3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Armybrat?

Nope

[ROFL BOX 6647]

22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Nope

He simply followed the scent of anal lube.

[yaqdum 182]

17 hours ago, HornGrandioso said:

At least 750+

i love posts that start with a redundancy.  just to make sure, you know.

[RDCanecutter 26249]

12 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

What's an "abotion"?

It's what your girlfriend gets if you're real impotent.

[Washpark 176]

10 hours ago, BYG Jacob said:

Build a wall around them, and make shaggy pay for it.

Needs to be see through 

[Swam@Texas 112]

Whichever one of you assholes who took the username I've had since Austin360 sucks donkey balls. Just sayin'...

Edited March 26, 2018 by Swam@Texas