Chipotle Guy Gets Got with Gat over Guac

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[956 Worldwide 34715]

14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Guacamole is actual serious business. 

[Parliament 14260]

I don't condone it, but I understand it.

[RPM 26322]

Gnarly

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3025]

“It’s extra!”

[aggie08 21505]

Just get the veggie burrito, and guac is free. Chipotle's meat tastes like boiled asshole anyway.

[Hook1997 5385]

That Guac up charge is serious business.  Last time I ate there I got guac and something else like sour cream that is evidently extra. Checked out and it was like $5 over the price on the board.  

[Sawbonz 27578]

[Newdoc 3448]

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Chipotle's meat tastes like boiled asshole anyway.

 

[Underdog 28711]

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Just get the veggie burrito, and guac is free. Chipotle's meat tastes like boiled asshole anyway.

Oddly specific. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13585]

Well you don't get no guac.

 

[DaysOff 7951]

Bout fucking time. And qdoba in Denver terminal B... You're on the clock. You used to be cool with your portions, then went all chipotle.

[Schulz2.0 28960]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Bout fucking time. And qdoba in Denver terminal B... You're on the clock. You used to be cool with your portions, then went all chipotle.

Qdoba is better than Chipotle because Qdoba doesn't saturate their food in cilantro.

[SurlyGator 865]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Bout fucking time. And qdoba in Denver terminal B... You're on the clock. You used to be cool with your portions, then went all chipotle.

Avatar checks out...

[Blotto 23559]

Here's a video

 https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/1bwyyfy/chipotle_guac_is_good/

 

[Poester 109]

Easily the worst fast food joint I’ve ever been to. They built one near me and I viewed it as an insult. 

[Gatorubet 30246]

The Louisiana governor signed the law that says that every drunk, dumb angry Boudreaux in the state can now conceal carry without a license. It goes into effect July 4.    
What a wonderful sensible idea to let people go to Academy and buy a firearm with no training whatsoever, no range time or practicing, and carry that gun anywhere they want.
The better news is that these new concealed carry people will not have spent a minute looking at all the numerous exclusions that prohibit concealed carry contained in the statute.   I have a concealed carry license, close to a dozen handguns, and this stupid shit drives me crazy. 
I expect a lot of deaths involving bad seafood and LSU losses

[aggie08 21505]

1 hour ago, Poester said:

Easily the worst fast food joint I’ve ever been to. They built one near me and I viewed it as an insult. 

You've never been to a Subway? Lucky.