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On 7/20/2018 at 7:31 PM, Washpark said:

For reasons outside of the company's control, I was hired into a role that now can't have me do my job for the next 6 to 12 months. I was told informally just look busy. 

I need to find ways to kill time and look busy. I have my own office but only requirement is that I need to be in the office most days 8 - 5. 

What are the best ways to kill time / not go crazy while doing nothing? I have already taken up 2 hour lunches. I fly to nyc at least once a month for 1 hour investor meetings so probably will add int'l bs travel to my schedule.

Might I suggest MS Paint and dick drawing?

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38 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Clipboard.

Clipboard and a serious expression.

With a clipboard and a serious expression, you can wander the entire building.

And nobody bothers the guy walking around with a clipboard. Bothering that guy will get you noticed. They might ask your name. Jot it down. Nope, best to just leave that guy alone.

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And nobody bothers the guy walking around with a clipboard. Bothering that guy will get you noticed. They might ask your name. Jot it down. Nope, best to just leave that guy alone.


That guy is a dickhead.
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Do you gamble?  Start playing online Poker tournaments.

You could play numerous sit-and-go events in a day and make some decent change if you are smart about it.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Going with masturbation as first order after my secretary installs blinds for my office.

I just lost the company over $10M from an accounting basis and got a bonus. Lulz.

Going to spend next few weeks to plan my 3-week vacation in Asia.

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