Work Time Waster

[RDCanecutter 26,377]

Clipboard.

Clipboard and a serious expression.

With a clipboard and a serious expression, you can wander the entire building.

[You don't know me 1,161]

On 7/20/2018 at 7:31 PM, Washpark said:

For reasons outside of the company's control, I was hired into a role that now can't have me do my job for the next 6 to 12 months. I was told informally just look busy. 

I need to find ways to kill time and look busy. I have my own office but only requirement is that I need to be in the office most days 8 - 5. 

What are the best ways to kill time / not go crazy while doing nothing? I have already taken up 2 hour lunches. I fly to nyc at least once a month for 1 hour investor meetings so probably will add int'l bs travel to my schedule.

Might I suggest MS Paint and dick drawing?

[FriendofaFriend 93]

Take up day trading stocks

[El Diablo 4,232]

38 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Clipboard.

Clipboard and a serious expression.

With a clipboard and a serious expression, you can wander the entire building.

And nobody bothers the guy walking around with a clipboard. Bothering that guy will get you noticed. They might ask your name. Jot it down. Nope, best to just leave that guy alone.

[luke duke 6,412]

And nobody bothers the guy walking around with a clipboard. Bothering that guy will get you noticed. They might ask your name. Jot it down. Nope, best to just leave that guy alone.

That guy is a dickhead.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

You need an intern. 

[The University 851]

inevitably someone will walk into your office to ask a stupid question. immediately walk out and tell them you need to return some video tapes.

[Reagan1k 3,024]

Do you gamble?  Start playing online Poker tournaments.

You could play numerous sit-and-go events in a day and make some decent change if you are smart about it.

[texasjacket 289]

Please make sure to change arms every other day. We don't want you pulling a Quagmire. 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11,024]

OP, I have some suggestions to help pass the time:

Write a manifesto.

Install a chin up bar in your office and get swole.

Become the post leader on Surlyhorns.com.

[Washpark 176]

Going with masturbation as first order after my secretary installs blinds for my office.

I just lost the company over $10M from an accounting basis and got a bonus. Lulz.

Going to spend next few weeks to plan my 3-week vacation in Asia.