OJ Simpson has died

[RDCanecutter 26411]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This hits close to home because I murdered my ex-wife and a waiter this morning.

I'll be your rhyming attorney. You'll never be strapped to the gurney.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This hits close to home because I murdered my ex-wife and a waiter this morning.

Do you offer discounts on your services if someone just needs an ex-wife "taken care of"?  The waiter at the restaurant last week was shit, but he wasn't bad enough to get kilt.

[Frank Drebin 5663]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well it’s been a minute but didn’t the police make some serious fuck ups and/or tamper/create evidence?  Mark furman?  It was enough to cast some doubt, which is all that is required by law and more than enough for the public to take a position. 

It was all about the venue.  The DA should have filed the case in Santa Monica judicial district instead of downtown Los Angeles.  That is all that mattered in this case.  Everyone knew he did it.  The jury just did not care.

['stache 21802]

If the carcinoma doesn't fit, you must acquit.  

The hearse better be a white bronco.

Back to work, lol. 

[BabaYaga 15290]

How his real trial begins.....

[ztejas 43418]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So are we sitting shiva for him?

OJ Simpson... not a Jew.

[chainsaw 9865]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Well it’s been a minute but didn’t the police make some serious fuck ups and/or tamper/create evidence?  Mark furman?  It was enough to cast some doubt, which is all that is required by law and more than enough for the public to take a position. 

Yes they did. It was like the state of california voluntarily dropping a football before entering the end zone

[Captain Ron 12873]

 

[freyguy 4267]

[Anastasis 23469]

 

[C-Man 27214]

Drudge Report weighs in:

[Dnaguy 11943]

18 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The juice is expired. 

 

The juice is duece?

[speed817 19256]

Guess we are never going to find the real killer.....

[The Dog 44020]

[smuggs 9353]

All-time Baba Booey. Peter Jennings live World News Tonight.

 

 

 

Edited April 11 by smuggs

[Mittens 8262]

 

[Nicole44 22059]

36 minutes ago, huge said:

I'll never forgive him for fucking with my Rockets viewing.

 

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Yes they did. It was like the state of california voluntarily dropping a football before entering the end zone

That and feeling the need to get caught planting evidence despite an already strong case

[CHIEF 5079]

I guess God finally thought the Juice was worth the squeeze.

CHIEF

[YGIFS 19450]

In lieu of a traditional black horse, the family has asked the casket be transported by white bronco.  

Edited April 11 by YGIFS

[tx ind 7012]

Fuck him for interrupting the Rockets game

[closetojumping 62604]

31 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

But cancer murderers are ok.

RIP Nordberg. Party at the Goldmans.

FYI, our very own Nordberg lives on here on Surly under the handle @Red Five.

[dcbc 14471]

14 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

It was all about the venue.  The DA should have filed the case in Santa Monica judicial district instead of downtown Los Angeles.  That is all that mattered in this case.  Everyone knew he did it.  The jury just did not care.

Username sort of checks out.

[Mittens 8262]

 

[Josef Pwag 1738]

The real crime of the century was the Rockets-Knicks NBA finals being interrupted by the Bronco freeway fiasco. This psychologically crushed me and I haven't been able to hold down a steady job since. Many of you have supported me over the years, and I appreciate it more than I can express with words, but for those of you who were not aware of my struggles caused by this incident, please consider donating to my GoFundMe.  

[chainsaw 9865]

[Red Five 40852]

[Helobious 9448]

Dude lived a fuck of a life is all I can say. 

[chainsaw 9865]

6 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

That and feeling the need to get caught planting evidence despite an already strong case

 

[F250 28767]

17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Cancer denies causing the death and has hired Johnny Cochran while trying to find the real killer.

[deadshank 24652]

The Juice once was loose

Managed to avoid the noose

Cancer cooked his goose

 

O J, stabby as hell

Somehow he avoided the jail

Groundhog brings his mail

[gofuckyourself 8209]

[Aqua Buddha 14588]

[gofuckyourself 8209]

33 minutes ago, Parliament said:

So he’s never gonna catch the real killer?

OJ heard the real killer died last week.

THAT'S how dedicated he is to catching him.

[RPM 26318]

 

[gofuckyourself 8209]

If in the coffin he don't fit,

Just dump that piece of shit in a pit.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[MAUFRAIS 6623]

The real crime of the century was the Rockets-Knicks NBA finals being interrupted by the Bronco freeway fiasco. This psychologically crushed me and I haven't been able to hold down a steady job since. Many of you have supported me over the years, and I appreciate it more than I can express with words, but for those of you who were not aware of my struggles caused by this incident, please consider donating to my GoFundMe.  

No way they interrupt that game if Jordan was playing.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

27 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'll be your rhyming attorney. You'll never be strapped to the gurney.

Sounds great. Just so you know, I may have left my lucky stabbin' hat at the scene. 

[chainsaw 9865]

This dude single-handedly caused like 2 years of Jay Leno monologues

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

"Hey!  That's my lucky stabbin hat!"

[po elvis 2070]

39 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Maybe it was just a uniquely 90’s thing that happened in the exact right time and place with all the necessary ingredients for it to happen, but I’ve never understood how he was found not guilty and how so many laypeople were convinced he was not guilty as it became a rally around the race flag more than a legal case with facts, etc. 

I would like to think in 2024 this would have been an open and shut case, but who knows. OJ clearly lucked out in life but his eternal life is probably hell, and that seems like that’s not a great trade.

You had a bunch of jurors who had felt powerless their whole lives and they finally had the chance to have the power in their hands, and they used it. He was never going to be found guilty with that jury.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

[markstanco 12574]

Good deal.  More oxygen for the rest of us. 

[YGIFS 19450]

Battle Cancer?  /Norm 

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Don Ohlmeyer supposedly fired Norm because he refused to let up on the OJ jokes.  Ohlmeyer and OJ were friends.  R.I.P.  To be clear, that’s R.I.P. Norm.  

[PittsburghTiger 6178]

I was working the US Open at Oakmont the day of the Bronco cruise. That was June 17. There were eight big screen TVs in the press tent and seven were on the Bronco and one was on the World Cup. The European media was watching the two WC games that day and the rest of the TVs were on the Bronco, not the golf. It was really strange.

[Valmy77 13226]

It is kind of wild that there was a time when the news in the United States was so boring we thought OJ murdering his wife was something worth obsessing about for months.

Anyway he is dead now.

 

[TrashMaster G 17551]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It is kind of wild that there was a time when the news in the United States was so boring we thought OJ murdering his wife was something worth obsessing about for months.

Anyway he is dead now.

 

If the same thing happened today, it would create substantially the same kind of circus.

There would be some differences due to the absurd political climate of the day, but it would still be huge.