Spring Game - 4/20/2024

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

Arch Manning fucks. 

Trey Owen's fucks. 

Ryan Wingo fucks. 

DeAndre Moore fucks. 

Johntay Cook fucks. 

Jaydon Blue fucks. 

CJ Baxter fucks. 

Isaiah Bond fucks. 

Jordan Washington fucks.

Colin Simmons fucks. 

Colton Vasek fucks. 

Ethan Burke fucks. 

Savea fucks. 

Alfred Collins fucks. 

Manny Muhammed fucks. 

 

We're face fucking Michigan and beating Georgia on our way to fuck stomping that Pedo Ryan Day and his merry band of failures for the championship. 

Edited April 21 by Spider2YBanana
Defense added

[TrashMaster G 17547]

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Arch Manning fucks. 

Trey Owen's fucks. 

Ryan Wingo fucks. 

DeAndre Moore fucks. 

Johntay Cook fucks. 

Jaydon Blue fucks. 

CJ Baxter fucks. 

Isaiah Bond fucks. 

Colin Simmons fucks. 

Colton Vasek fucks. 

Ethan Burke fucks. 

Savea fucks. 

Alfred Collins fucks. 

Manny Muhammed fucks. 

 

We're face fucking Michigan and beating Georgia on our way to fuck stomping that Pedo Ryan Day and his merry band of failures for the championship. 

Apparently, I attended an orgy this afternoon. 

Who knew?

[ousux 5597]

Arch Manning fucks. 
Trey Owen's fucks. 
Ryan Wingo fucks. 
DeAndre Moore fucks. 
Johntay Cook fucks. 
Jaydon Blue fucks. 
CJ Baxter fucks. 
Isaiah Bond fucks. 
Colin Simmons fucks. 
Colton Vasek fucks. 
Ethan Burke fucks. 
Savea fucks. 
Alfred Collins fucks. 
Manny Muhammed fucks. 
 
We're face fucking Michigan and beating Georgia on our way to fuck stomping that Pedo Ryan Day and his merry band of failures for the championship. 

So Quinn pulls a Case by sitting in the corner filming all this activity?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

Just now, ousux said:

16 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Arch Manning fucks. 
Trey Owen's fucks. 
Ryan Wingo fucks. 
DeAndre Moore fucks. 
Johntay Cook fucks. 
Jaydon Blue fucks. 
CJ Baxter fucks. 
Isaiah Bond fucks. 
Colin Simmons fucks. 
Colton Vasek fucks. 
Ethan Burke fucks. 
Savea fucks. 
Alfred Collins fucks. 
Manny Muhammed fucks. 
 
We're face fucking Michigan and beating Georgia on our way to fuck stomping that Pedo Ryan Day and his merry band of failures for the championship. 

So Quinn pulls a Case by sitting in the corner filming all this activity?

Naturally. But he does get to touch himself, which is nice. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Apparently, I attended an orgy this afternoon. 

Who knew?

You missed some serious dick and nuts dragging all over each other's faces. It was a sight to behold. Also football was played.  

[Burt Macklin 19020]

3 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

This was nice to see…

 

3 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Here's to adding '24 to the list next!

I hate to break this you, but it’s going to be pretty hard for us to win the Big 12 this year.  

[TKthunder2 4985]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I hate to break this you, but it’s going to be pretty hard for us to win the Big 12 this year.  

Look at the picture. They don’t reference which conference we won. It just say “Conference Champions” now.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I hate to break this you, but it’s going to be pretty hard for us to win the Big 12 this year.  

Those aren't Big 12 championships, they're conference championships, unless you think we won the Big 12 in 1942, 1943, 1945, 1950, etc.

[Burt Macklin 19020]

4 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Look at the picture. They don’t reference which conference we won. It just say “Conference Champions” now.

 

3 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Those aren't Big 12 championships, they're conference championships, unless you think we won the Big 12 in 1942, 1943, 1945, 1950, etc.

I’ve been drinking since before the Spring Game today, and you expect me to read stuff…accurately? 

[mdleast 8289]

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

Our secondary isn’t that bad. Our offense is just fucking elite.  So elite that a true freshman who should be finger banging melissa Edwards at his senior prom instead is dropping dimes in the spring game 

[Tonesky 932]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Beg pardon for asking, but has there been an official estimate of the number of fans attending today’s O&W scrimmage?

 

I predict at least 1 less than the aggy spring game.  Whoop!

[TrashMaster G 17547]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Our secondary isn’t that bad. Our offense is just fucking elite.  So elite that a true freshman who should be finger banging melissa Edwards at his senior prom instead is dropping dimes in the spring game 

Pics of Melissa Edwards?

[Sgt Hulk 13713]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Pics of Melissa Edwards?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Pics of Melissa Edwards?

 

[Tonesky 932]

1 minute ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

 

X

[F250 28764]

5 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

 

[Cajun 11705]

49 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I hate to break this you, but it’s going to be pretty hard for us to win the Big 12 this year.  

There's nothing there that says "Big 12" Conference Champions, just Conference Champions.

[jimmyjazz 45888]

3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol if I’m Ewers I think I’m ok with a Philip Rivers comparison. Minus like 7-8 children. 

How do you know how many kids Quinn has?  I'm guessing 3, minimum.

[jimmyjazz 45888]

Isn't Melissa Edwards married to Scottie Scheffler?

[Longboard Horn 40295]

12 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Last spring game on LHN. 

And it didn't disappoint 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

And it didn't disappoint 

Easily the most entertaining spring game I've ever seen. I've never seen a spring game come down to the final snap like that before.

[Cajun 11705]

And no Galindo.

[Cajun 11705]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

I’ve been drinking since before the Spring Game today, and you expect me to read stuff…accurately? 

That's actually a 1000% legit excuse.

My bad.

Carry on my brother!

[texasdago 7567]

3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

About 1000X aggy

 

 

Is that real!?

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Arch Manning fucks. 

Trey Owen's fucks. 

Ryan Wingo fucks. 

DeAndre Moore fucks. 

Johntay Cook fucks. 

Jaydon Blue fucks. 

CJ Baxter fucks. 

Isaiah Bond fucks. 

Jordan Washington fucks.

Colin Simmons fucks. 

Colton Vasek fucks. 

Ethan Burke fucks. 

Savea fucks. 

Alfred Collins fucks. 

Manny Muhammed fucks. 

 

We're face fucking Michigan and beating Georgia on our way to fuck stomping that Pedo Ryan Day and his merry band of failures for the championship. 

Owen's what?

[Cajun 11705]

@texasdago

Edited April 21 by Cajun

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Owen's what?

Trey Owen is...awesome?

 

You know what...never mind

[Newy25 7668]

Johntay Cook had some really nice routes and catches going up against the ones. He’s definitely one of our starting three. As fun as it is to watch a wide open receiver catch a bomb, that doesn’t tell us much. 

On the Manning to Blue TD, Taffe looked like a walk on. He took such a terrible angle that he nearly tore his own ACL. That was brutal to watch. I bet we see Mukuba and Williams as the starting pair for most of the snaps this year. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

16 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Looks like we have a QB competition on our hands. I miss the Applewhite Simms days, let’s get this started. Arch should be the starter and if you disagree you are a fucking idiot. 

This motherfucker 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

31 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

On the Manning to Blue TD, Taffe looked like a walk on. He took such a terrible angle that he nearly tore his own ACL. That was brutal to watch. I bet we see Mukuba and Williams as the starting pair for most of the snaps this year. 

I don’t want to start this discussion again, but yes. All of this. He’s fucking terrible. 
 

The last football I played was in middle school at free safety. I got burned all the time and they barely passed back then. He reminds me of me. 

[Park Gothic 5016]

Have we had any confirmation that there no injuries?

[Born Burnt 6177]

16 hours ago, F250 said:

That's called whiskey dick.

In Australia they call it Foster's Flop

[horn4life 3759]

10 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Arch Manning fucks. 

Trey Owen's fucks. 

Ryan Wingo fucks. 

DeAndre Moore fucks. 

Johntay Cook fucks. 

Jaydon Blue fucks. 

CJ Baxter fucks. 

Isaiah Bond fucks. 

Jordan Washington fucks.

Colin Simmons fucks. 

Colton Vasek fucks. 

Ethan Burke fucks. 

Savea fucks. 

Alfred Collins fucks. 

Manny Muhammed fucks. 

 

We're face fucking Michigan and beating Georgia on our way to fuck stomping that Pedo Ryan Day and his merry band of failures for the championship. 

I was going to put up a similar post with Aggie players names.  But "elephant walks" doesn't have the same ring to it as "fucks."

[Neonmoon 38129]

 

[Mikey4 2476]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

As fun as it is to watch a wide open receiver catch a bomb, that doesn’t tell us much. 

My only gripe with this is that deep coverage busts happen in real games, and too often our QBs (between Colt and Quinn) didn't see it or, if they did, missed the throw. Arch saw it immediately and found the receiver. If he can do that a couple of times in a season, those are free points.

[PTINS 3463]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

On the Manning to Blue TD, Taffe looked like a walk on. He took such a terrible angle that he nearly tore his own ACL. That was brutal to watch. I bet we see Mukuba and Williams as the starting pair for most of the snaps this year. 

[Newy25 7668]

25 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

My only gripe with this is that deep coverage busts happen in real games, and too often our QBs (between Colt and Quinn) didn't see it or, if they did, missed the throw. Arch saw it immediately and found the receiver. If he can do that a couple of times in a season, those are free points.

Agree. I was speaking in context of evaluating the wide receivers. Watching a receiver run a fly route and catching a deep pass against busted coverage doesn’t say much about that receiver. Cook made contested catches for first downs against our best corner and that was encouraging. 

[TejasPedro 1857]

I think the theme song for the 24 Season should be Colors. 

The Blacks are represented 

Blue

Red

Golden

They need to recruit a a Brown,Green, White, or a Gray

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

10 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I think the theme song for the 24 Season should be Colors. 

The Blacks are represented 

Blue

Red

Golden

They need to recruit a a Brown,Green, White, or a Gray

Nah

[Red Five 40844]

Good idea. We can call them "the colored folks". Who wants to make the t-shirts?

[Codaxx 5726]

10 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Our secondary isn’t that bad. Our offense is just fucking elite.  So elite that a true freshman who should be finger banging melissa Edwards at his senior prom instead is dropping dimes in the spring game 

It was a mixed bag. Kobe Black having a rough day. Filsame putting his helmet in his hands after taking a poor angle on Thatcher TD (which was funny). Those are can be chalked up to youth. Brooks blowing a coverage and Taafe having some rough moments are concerning 

[DigglerontheHoof 21178]

Taafe is a liability. 

[Bighorn55 1]

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

On the Manning to Blue TD, Taffe looked like a walk on. He took such a terrible angle that he nearly tore his own ACL. That was brutal to watch. I bet we see Mukuba and Williams as the starting pair for most of the snaps this year. 

Taafe looked bad on that play and the LB trying to cover Blue(think it was Blackwell) looked even worse. Awful play from the D 

[Hank Kingsley 20906]

9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

It was a mixed bag. Kobe Black having a rough day. Filsame putting his helmet in his hands after taking a poor angle on Thatcher TD (which was funny). Those are can be chalked up to youth. Brooks blowing a coverage and Taafe having some rough moments are concerning 

But props to Brooks for easing up on that one deep ball to Bond. He could have lit up Isaiah but understood the assignment yesterday .

[Codaxx 5726]

8 minutes ago, Bighorn55 said:

Taafe looked bad on that play and the LB trying to cover Blue(think it was Blackwell) looked even worse. Awful play from the D 

Not a lot of LBs that have a chance to run with Blue. That is just a mismatch. 

[D3zii 3675]

15 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Taafe is a liability. 

 

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

 

On the Manning to Blue TD, Taffe looked like a walk on. He took such a terrible angle that he nearly tore his own ACL. That was brutal to watch. I bet we see Mukuba and Williams as the starting pair for most of the snaps this year. 

I hate to say it but until players like Taaffe aren’t “one of the better players on the defense “ we still aren’t where we want to be. 

At the most Taaffe should be quality depth and a key special teams player. Our defense should never be dependent or give majority snaps to players like Jett Bush, Michael Taaffe, or Dylan Haines. Hell even Breckin Hager . 
 

[Hookem2147 21194]

3 minutes ago, D3zii said:

At the most Taaffe should be quality depth and a key special teams player. Our defense should never be dependent or give majority snaps to players like Jett Bush, Michael Taaffe, or Dylan Haines. Hell even Breckin Hager . 

[Slacks 6819]

15 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I don't want to suck off Arch too much here, and I feel the need to clarify that I deffo want Quinn to start and appreciate whole-heartedly how Ewers has lead Texas back to national relevance and understand how much of that is specifically on Quinn Ewers himself proving to be a legitimate all-time Texas QB. But if I'm feeling honest here, I feel like the tipping point for Texas football was when Arch committed. It's not that Arch himself turned Texas around, but rather his commitment was a "Grow the beard" moment for the football program. That is the singular point when news about Texas football flipped from the default news being disappointment, to being on the upswing. It felt like the moment UT Football got it's mojo back, like Arch committing coincided with the malaise being slapped out of the program. It honestly felt quite a bit like Ricky Williams winning the heisman, in how Texas was able to spring board off the good vibes energy emanating off of Arch's commitment and turn it into something worth getting excited about. I feel happy for the current students in Austin, because UT Football being great was an enormous part of my college experience and made my run at UT feel completely magical, like some of the best memories of my life. I'm happy a generation of new longhorns will get to experience the fun that comes when Texas is a force in college football.

The real tipping point:

[Red Five 40844]

15 minutes ago, D3zii said:

 

I hate to say it but until players like Taaffe aren’t “one of the better players on the defense “ we still aren’t where we want to be. 

At the most Taaffe should be quality depth and a key special teams player. Our defense should never be dependent or give majority snaps to players like Jett Bush, Michael Taaffe, or Dylan Haines. Hell even Breckin Hager . 
 

You are going to fucking hate Bill Norton.