The Dallas Stars 2024 Playoffs Thread

[dcar00 14206]

such horseshit.  

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

Lol...refs..cmon man

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

What the shit is that call? 

[dcar00 14206]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

What the shit is that call? 

Its bullshit give the Avs the game call so they can talk about golden boy Mckinnon.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

I'm going to need someone to explain embellishment call to me. I'll wait until you explain to ref as well 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Gee who does 4 on 4 favor right now?

[ztejas 43439]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I'm going to need someone to explain embellishment call to me. I'll wait until you explain to ref as well 

Idk I don't watch a ton of hockey but it always seems to me like they have the dumbest rule-set of any of the major sports. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

“Embellishment might be the toughest call for a referee”

 

so just get rid of the fucking option for refs to call that. I don’t think there is one NHL fan in the world that thought we needed to give refs more bs penalties they needed to make judgement calls on. 

[dcar00 14206]

yeah it was bullshit.  you can always tell when the booth dude starts saying "I wouldn't have called it but he's closer than me"...

[C-Man 27225]

Roope is worthless

[ztejas 43439]

You look at Tyler Segiun over there and it's all about tripping over his own dick every time he gets the puck on a breakaway.

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Hintz is a mess

[dcar00 14206]

fucking Hintz is such a bum now.  had the game on his stick

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Just now, ztejas said:

You look at Tyler Segiun over there and it's all about tripping over his own dick every time he gets the puck on a breakaway.

I liked how he had a chance to shoot but decided to try and do a triple deke and turned it over without a shot. 

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

Hintz clear shot goes a foot high... Huh, who'd of guessed

[ztejas 43439]

This dude in the middle of the desk is wearing one of the worst jackets I've ever seen. 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

That has to be on goal

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Really disappointing game considering we had a 3-0 lead. Smith getting a fucking penalty behind the Avs net sure looks bad in retrospect.  Stars highest paid forwards might want to eventually show up in the 2024 playoffs. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Embellishment might be the toughest call for a referee”

 

so just get rid of the fucking option for refs to call that. I don’t think there is one NHL fan in the world that thought we needed to give refs more bs penalties they needed to make judgement calls on. 

Embellishment is the dumbest call in the game. Don't call the original penalty if you think that way. Makes no sense. Yes was trip, but he could have stayed up...no sense

[C-Man 27225]

This dude in the middle of the desk is wearing one of the worst jackets I've ever seen. 

“This dude” is Mark Messier. You don’t know who that is?

[C-Man 27225]

Really disappointing game considering we had a 3-0 lead. Smith getting a fucking penalty behind the Avs net sure looks bad in retrospect.  Stars highest paid forwards might want to eventually show up in the 2024 playoffs. 

Roope needs to pull his head out of his ass and Robo needs to do more — or we’re cooked.

[Ghost of LL 15531]

No sleepies.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

Just noticed, how are we playing before Van v Edm?

[dcar00 14206]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

“This dude” is Mark Messier. You don’t know who that is?

he knows...he's the bald dude with the worst jacket ever...

[ztejas 43439]

7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

“This dude” is Mark Messier. You don’t know who that is?

I know that that jacket needs to be on a 13 year old. 

[Vertuzzi 1369]

Holy fuck. How many fat cunts fit in that barn. Bunch of goddamn hippos. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Seguin, you’re allowed to score. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Seguin, you’re allowed to score. 

 

x2

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

The longer they can’t get one in with this surge, the more worried I get about the counter. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Hintz is literally in his own world. Cant catch a pass from a teammate or complete one. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15982]

Mother fucker. 

[C-Man 27225]

Fucking dominate OT and lose the game

[dcar00 14206]

fucking ubelievable...4 straight goals.  we just suck putting the puck in the gotdam net. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Fuck around and find out. 
 

terrible second period cost us the game. 

[C-Man 27225]

Six straight Game 1 losses for the Stars

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Just now, dcar00 said:

fucking ubelievable...4 straight goals.  we just suck putting the puck in the gotdam net. 

when you’re up 3-0 you don’t have to score again. Just don’t give up a bunch of dumb shit penalties to let the Avs back in the game. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

[Rex Kramer 1338]

Miro and Otter just got outraced. That was lazy as fuck. We gave away Game 1. Fucking pathetic. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Hintz-Pavelski-Robertson with a combined 1 shot on goal tonight. 
 

Fuck off

[ztejas 43439]

That's a bad one to lose. Already spotting COL two games rest and we go 70+ mins just to take an L two days after we close the first round. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

I don’t know how many playoff series we can watch 80 point regular season Jason Robertson turn into a giant pussy until Nill is forced to trade him. 

[dcar00 14206]

2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Miro and Otter just got outraced. That was lazy as fuck. We gave away Game 1. Fucking pathetic. 

Colorado is the better team. They were in the season too.  faster and better.  they shook off the rust, punished us on PP, and then just walked away with it because we have guys who can't fucking shoot.  we were missing the net by feet all game on wide open shots.

 

[Zeus 6024]

Fuckin hate hockey man

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I don’t know how many playoff series we can watch 80 point regular season Jason Robertson turn into a giant pussy until Nill is forced to trade him. 

Him

Hintz I guess is injured

Seguin, Benn, Pavs all ghosts

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Nobody talk about the

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

Only playing 5 defensemen

 

 

 

[dcar00 14206]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Fuckin hate hockey man

Him

Hintz I guess is injured

Seguin, Benn, Pavs all ghosts

Benn seems to be doing what he does or at least the last 3 or 4 games.   the problem is the other 4 guys are zeros.

We obviously can't take penalties because the Avs will destroy us on the PP.

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Statistically, Miro is having a terrible playoff run. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33870]

Dammit. Night

[C-Man 27225]

Fuckin hate hockey man
Him
Hintz I guess is injured
Seguin, Benn, Pavs all ghosts

Jamie Benn was a warrior tonight. I’m not worried about him. The rest? Woof. Roope, Robertson and Pavelski with a combined one SOG is embarrassing.

We’ve got a lot of really solid players up and down the lineup. Trouble is Colorado’s got the four best players in this series — MacKinnon, Makar, Rantanen and Val. Three of those guys scored tonight. Our only prayer is if Georgiev completely shits the bed — or if Otter stands on his head and steals the series.

[Constant 6732]

Im down. 

[C-Man 27225]

Statistically, Miro is having a terrible playoff run. 

According to Hockey Stat Cards, Miro vs Vegas:

G1: 17th (of 18 skaters) just one spot ahead of Harley
G2: 2nd behind Robertson
G3: 1st
G4: 18th
G5: 10th
G6: 18th
G7: 2nd behind Harley

Miro vs Colorado:

G1: 18th

He’s been Dallas’ worst skater on the ice in three of our eight games and was second-worst in another. In three games, he’s been first or second best. Talk about Jekyll and Hyde.