The Dallas Stars 2024 Playoffs Thread

[Firemans4Horn 18,048]

 

[Zeus 6,022]

STANK

STANK

STANK

[Beau Vine 54,224]

iCan anyone clear up this question?

Spoiler

Are we winning?

 

[pops 6,984]

It's the Tyler segiun show...it's the Tyler Seguin sho oh oh ow. 

But otter stood on his fucking head. 

[Rex Kramer 1,337]

@Chewbacca

[Beau Vine 54,224]

1 minute ago, crum said:

lets go baby! great day for Dallas sports

The Rangers' bullpen sez Hold our beers.

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

[Firemans4Horn 18,048]

1 minute ago, pops said:

But otter stood on his fucking head. 

Man, I think all 19 guys locked that shit down in the 3rd. Kept them at arms length, ran out the clock and than pooped in Chewies mouth when they pulled the goalie. 

[Henry Hill 3,156]

Stars win. Mavs win. Didn’t shit my pants. A+ day.

[Pato del Muerto 52,497]

Lies and stats, but Dallas has had the lead after 8 of 9 regulation periods. 
 

I don’t know how OT goals are credited but they’ve led for all of zero or 1 second so far. 
 

so keep on keepin on

Edited May 12 by Pato del Muerto

[dcar00 14,182]

just checking in to see if the aaavvvvsss got back at Benn for the head shot.....

[ztejas 43,425]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Rangers' bullpen sez Hold our beers.

[Chewbacca 7,777]

[mention=1769]Chewbacca[/mention]

Lol. Crowd source me or stfu.

[Firemans4Horn 18,048]

Avs decided they didn’t want to start the game with a 3 goal deficit, just end the game with a 3 goal deficit. 

[Radical Larry 28,590]

7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Stars win. Mavs win. Didn’t shit my pants. A+ day.

It’s not quite midnight 

[Beau Vine 54,224]

12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Man, I think all 19 guys locked that shit down in the 3rd. Kept them at arms length, ran out the clock and than pooped in Chewies mouth when they pulled the goalie. 

It kinda looked like 1999.  Without Patty Waaaaah...

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

Got what we came for, now get the bonus. Time to get greedy

[Napoleon 8,679]

Stankhoven from SHTANKOVIA!!!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

I also like that despite winning our conference and only a point away from the best record, we get the underdog treatment. It is nice that the announcers get our boys names right. That's a win in itself

[BigDHornfan 6,547]

[Napoleon 8,679]

3 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

The uncut version?

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

 

[Chewbacca 7,777]

My cock isn't that small.

[BigDHornfan 6,547]

My cock isn't that small.

Your goalie’s is.

[Chewbacca 7,777]

Your goalie’s is.

Ok? How do you know?

[BigDHornfan 6,547]

Ok? How do you know?

Because we just pulled down his pants and buttfucked him on national tv you fuck stick.

[Chewbacca 7,777]

Because we just pulled down his pants and buttfucked him on national tv you fuck stick.

2-1 is probably not the time to start celebrating, but you do you.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 

Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

[wood 11,225]

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Chill out announcer. 
 

“TOO MANY MEN

TOO MANY MEN

TOO MANY MEN”

Yeah he really got excited about that. Very professional.

[Chewbacca 7,777]

We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 
Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

I already said GG, but you seem like a prick. So fuck you.

[C-Man 27,223]

Checking in from SLC. Tuned in just in time to see the empty netters! 2-1 lead bitches!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

51 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

59 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 
Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

I already said GG, but you seem like a prick. So fuck you.

Lol "I already said gg so that negates all my vapid shit-talking from earlier" dude, go away

[Minute Bull 248]

3 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Stars win. Mavs win. Didn’t shit my pants. A+ day.

Had you shit your pants, still would have been a solid A.

[DDD Dad 14,339]

7 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

7 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Don’t quote the fuckdick

Wah. Crowd source me, bitch. It will take a while.

 

[cactusflinthead 27,598]

He interviews well too. The kid is a natural.

[Rex Kramer 1,337]

10 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

10 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

[mention=1769]Chewbacca[/mention]

Lol. Crowd source me or stfu.

I don’t care enough to crowd source you fucking nerd. But I will not shut the fuck up. You’re insist upon yourself. 

[Chewbacca 7,777]

Lol "I already said gg so that negates all my vapid shit-talking from earlier" dude, go away

Nah, fuck you. You seem like you suck.

[Chewbacca 7,777]

I don’t care enough to crowd source you fucking nerd. But I will not shut the fuck up. You’re insist upon yourself. 

The dude who dips on airplanes is not the one I listen to.

[Fudbelty 2,788]

I get it, it must be lonely in the Avs thread, but enough is enough. A drive by every now and again in another team’s thread is accepted, but you’re just blatantly trolling at this point. Get lost.

[Chewbacca 7,777]

45 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

I get it, it must be lonely in the Avs thread, but enough is enough. A drive by every now and again in another team’s thread is accepted, but you’re just blatantly trolling at this point. Get lost.

Avs are playing the Stars.  Are you fuckers so soft you can't handle one opposing fan in your thread?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

yes, please leave us alone so we can cower in peace

[Rex Kramer 1,337]

13 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

On 5/12/2024 at 9:47 AM, Rex Kramer said:

I don’t care enough to crowd source you fucking nerd. But I will not shut the fuck up. You’re insist upon yourself. 

The dude who dips on airplanes is not the one I listen to.

You’re responding to every post here, including mind, so you very much listen to me. You’re even negging my posts in the Mavs thread.  

I never had an issue with you, until this thread. You’re trying WAY too hard to fight with everyone. 

Edited May 13 by Rex Kramer

[shadow_operative2.0 15,975]

Rex, shut the fuck up. You’re an embarrassment to this entire site. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,975]

Or Jewish Wang, whatever goddamn handle you’re claiming this month. 

[Rex Kramer 1,337]

What on God’s earth are you talking about spy stud?  Don’t you have a Rangers thread to police?

[shadow_operative2.0 15,975]

I have this thread. The difference is I have NEVER claimed I wasn’t someone else. I have NEVER asked for my entire shit to be deleted 3 fucking times.

You are a fucking zero, hopefully you flip out enough again to beg to be deleted. 

[Rex Kramer 1,337]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I have this thread. The difference is I have NEVER claimed I wasn’t someone else. I have NEVER asked for my entire shit to be deleted 3 fucking times.

You are a fucking zero, hopefully you flip out enough again to beg to be deleted. 

I haven’t either, and I did that once. 

You on the other hand are a message board hero!  You police the Rangers threads like an encampment nerd, yet, you’ll never have anywhere close to the same Rangers inside knowledge I do, directly from the horse’s mouth (that you’ve always been so quick to dismiss). 

Im putting you on Ignore now so as not to derail this any further. Go Stars. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,975]

Ha, Porterhouse, Dr. Beeper, Jewish Wang.

We all thank you for not posting in the Ranger thread anymore after getting clowned repeatedly.

Now we will fuck with you here too. 

[Rex Kramer 1,337]

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ha, Porterhouse, Dr. Beeper, Jewish Wang.

We all thank you for not posting in the Ranger thread anymore after getting clowned repeatedly.

Now we will fuck with you here too. 

I never post there. Don’t think I have since I left a few years ago. I watch you and ztejas drown out posters wanting to join in on playoff run. He’s the kind of nerd that’ll post his jump shot. You’re likely a fatass living with your mom. That way you both represent Derka well. 

Next time CY tells me a nugget like “we’re not re-signing Monty” or “Adolis agent is a major problem”, I’ll be sure to share in the baseball thread and not be subject to your fat nerd drivel. Goodbye you twat. 

Edited May 13 by Rex Kramer

[shadow_operative2.0 15,975]

This fucking idiot just said he was putting me on ignore.

He was Jewish Wang all postseason, got clowned repeatedly.