The Dallas Stars 2024 Playoffs Thread

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

 

[Zeus 6863]

STANK

STANK

STANK

[Beau Vine 55866]

iCan anyone clear up this question?

Spoiler

Are we winning?

 

[pops 7142]

It's the Tyler segiun show...it's the Tyler Seguin sho oh oh ow. 

But otter stood on his fucking head. 

[Rex Kramer 1536]

@Chewbacca

[Beau Vine 55866]

1 minute ago, crum said:

lets go baby! great day for Dallas sports

The Rangers' bullpen sez Hold our beers.

[Pato del Muerto 53502]

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

1 minute ago, pops said:

But otter stood on his fucking head. 

Man, I think all 19 guys locked that shit down in the 3rd. Kept them at arms length, ran out the clock and than pooped in Chewies mouth when they pulled the goalie. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

Stars win. Mavs win. Didn’t shit my pants. A+ day.

[Pato del Muerto 53502]

Lies and stats, but Dallas has had the lead after 8 of 9 regulation periods. 
 

I don’t know how OT goals are credited but they’ve led for all of zero or 1 second so far. 
 

so keep on keepin on

Edited May 12 by Pato del Muerto

[dcar00 14971]

just checking in to see if the aaavvvvsss got back at Benn for the head shot.....

[ztejas 44227]

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Rangers' bullpen sez Hold our beers.

[Chewbacca 7830]

[mention=1769]Chewbacca[/mention]

Lol. Crowd source me or stfu.

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Avs decided they didn’t want to start the game with a 3 goal deficit, just end the game with a 3 goal deficit. 

[Radical Larry 28822]

7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Stars win. Mavs win. Didn’t shit my pants. A+ day.

It’s not quite midnight 

[Beau Vine 55866]

12 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Man, I think all 19 guys locked that shit down in the 3rd. Kept them at arms length, ran out the clock and than pooped in Chewies mouth when they pulled the goalie. 

It kinda looked like 1999.  Without Patty Waaaaah...

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

Got what we came for, now get the bonus. Time to get greedy

[Napoleon 8832]

Stankhoven from SHTANKOVIA!!!

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

I also like that despite winning our conference and only a point away from the best record, we get the underdog treatment. It is nice that the announcers get our boys names right. That's a win in itself

[BigDHornfan 6630]

[Napoleon 8832]

3 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

The uncut version?

[cactusflinthead 27627]

 

[Chewbacca 7830]

My cock isn't that small.

[BigDHornfan 6630]

My cock isn't that small.

Your goalie’s is.

[Chewbacca 7830]

Your goalie’s is.

Ok? How do you know?

[BigDHornfan 6630]

Ok? How do you know?

Because we just pulled down his pants and buttfucked him on national tv you fuck stick.

[Chewbacca 7830]

Because we just pulled down his pants and buttfucked him on national tv you fuck stick.

2-1 is probably not the time to start celebrating, but you do you.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 

Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

[wood 11766]

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Chill out announcer. 
 

“TOO MANY MEN

TOO MANY MEN

TOO MANY MEN”

Yeah he really got excited about that. Very professional.

[Chewbacca 7830]

We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 
Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

I already said GG, but you seem like a prick. So fuck you.

[C-Man 27779]

Checking in from SLC. Tuned in just in time to see the empty netters! 2-1 lead bitches!

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

51 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

59 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

We'll be sure to be us in the thread about the stars. Lol. 
Anyway. Pretty impressive to hold them to one in their barn. No doubt we have the potential to do the same Monday. They'll probably try to juggle lines but we're consistent and can counter. Let's gooooo!!!!!!!

I already said GG, but you seem like a prick. So fuck you.

Lol "I already said gg so that negates all my vapid shit-talking from earlier" dude, go away

[Minute Bull 378]

3 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Stars win. Mavs win. Didn’t shit my pants. A+ day.

Had you shit your pants, still would have been a solid A.

[DDD Dad 14650]

7 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

7 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Don’t quote the fuckdick

Wah. Crowd source me, bitch. It will take a while.

 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

He interviews well too. The kid is a natural.

[Rex Kramer 1536]

10 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

10 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

[mention=1769]Chewbacca[/mention]

Lol. Crowd source me or stfu.

I don’t care enough to crowd source you fucking nerd. But I will not shut the fuck up. You’re insist upon yourself. 

[Chewbacca 7830]

Lol "I already said gg so that negates all my vapid shit-talking from earlier" dude, go away

Nah, fuck you. You seem like you suck.

[Chewbacca 7830]

I don’t care enough to crowd source you fucking nerd. But I will not shut the fuck up. You’re insist upon yourself. 

The dude who dips on airplanes is not the one I listen to.

[Fudbelty 2810]

I get it, it must be lonely in the Avs thread, but enough is enough. A drive by every now and again in another team’s thread is accepted, but you’re just blatantly trolling at this point. Get lost.

[Chewbacca 7830]

45 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

I get it, it must be lonely in the Avs thread, but enough is enough. A drive by every now and again in another team’s thread is accepted, but you’re just blatantly trolling at this point. Get lost.

Avs are playing the Stars.  Are you fuckers so soft you can't handle one opposing fan in your thread?

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

yes, please leave us alone so we can cower in peace

[Rex Kramer 1536]

13 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

On 5/12/2024 at 9:47 AM, Rex Kramer said:

I don’t care enough to crowd source you fucking nerd. But I will not shut the fuck up. You’re insist upon yourself. 

The dude who dips on airplanes is not the one I listen to.

You’re responding to every post here, including mind, so you very much listen to me. You’re even negging my posts in the Mavs thread.  

I never had an issue with you, until this thread. You’re trying WAY too hard to fight with everyone. 

Edited May 13 by Rex Kramer

[shadow_operative2.0 16268]

Rex, shut the fuck up. You’re an embarrassment to this entire site. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16268]

Or Jewish Wang, whatever goddamn handle you’re claiming this month. 

[Rex Kramer 1536]

What on God’s earth are you talking about spy stud?  Don’t you have a Rangers thread to police?

[shadow_operative2.0 16268]

I have this thread. The difference is I have NEVER claimed I wasn’t someone else. I have NEVER asked for my entire shit to be deleted 3 fucking times.

You are a fucking zero, hopefully you flip out enough again to beg to be deleted. 

[Rex Kramer 1536]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I have this thread. The difference is I have NEVER claimed I wasn’t someone else. I have NEVER asked for my entire shit to be deleted 3 fucking times.

You are a fucking zero, hopefully you flip out enough again to beg to be deleted. 

I haven’t either, and I did that once. 

You on the other hand are a message board hero!  You police the Rangers threads like an encampment nerd, yet, you’ll never have anywhere close to the same Rangers inside knowledge I do, directly from the horse’s mouth (that you’ve always been so quick to dismiss). 

Im putting you on Ignore now so as not to derail this any further. Go Stars. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16268]

Ha, Porterhouse, Dr. Beeper, Jewish Wang.

We all thank you for not posting in the Ranger thread anymore after getting clowned repeatedly.

Now we will fuck with you here too. 

[Rex Kramer 1536]

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ha, Porterhouse, Dr. Beeper, Jewish Wang.

We all thank you for not posting in the Ranger thread anymore after getting clowned repeatedly.

Now we will fuck with you here too. 

I never post there. Don’t think I have since I left a few years ago. I watch you and ztejas drown out posters wanting to join in on playoff run. He’s the kind of nerd that’ll post his jump shot. You’re likely a fatass living with your mom. That way you both represent Derka well. 

Next time CY tells me a nugget like “we’re not re-signing Monty” or “Adolis agent is a major problem”, I’ll be sure to share in the baseball thread and not be subject to your fat nerd drivel. Goodbye you twat. 

Edited May 13 by Rex Kramer

[shadow_operative2.0 16268]

This fucking idiot just said he was putting me on ignore.

He was Jewish Wang all postseason, got clowned repeatedly.