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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok


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  On 12/13/2024 at 3:15 AM, Hookem2147 said:

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This is a whole bunch of nothing.

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  On 12/12/2024 at 10:19 PM, MuellerHorn said:

This is like a run on the banks or lemmings following lemmings.

Everyone on that team is worried about next year being absolute stank ass. Combine that with a staff that completely ignores the relevance or importance of NIL, and this is what you get.

Sure would be a shame if Fasusi asked out of his NLI.

It's 4:19 pm CT and... 

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And Barry Switzer had a complete meltdown

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  On 12/12/2024 at 10:02 PM, Josef Pwag said:

OU's Recruiting Coordinator would like a word:

 

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How in the ever loving fuck did this team beat Alabama? 

  On 12/13/2024 at 4:03 AM, runthebone said:

What if someone had told you that 13 years later, the Yankees still wouldn't have won a World Series?

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Helobious would still be cracking off twenty somethings 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 3:55 AM, Helobious said:

I signed up for “this” site in 2011. I wonder what I would’ve thought if someone came up to me then and said “you know one day there’s going to be over 5 pages in a thread on here about you giving handjobs for defensive tackle transfers”. 

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You got a pretty mouth..

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  On 12/12/2024 at 7:54 PM, Hookem2147 said:
Both USC and Florida On3 mods said Keeshawn Silver (Kentucky DT transfer) is asking for 7 figures. Florida apparently offered him well below that so it might come down to USC vs Michigan. 

We don’t know exactly how much Justus Terry is getting, but that seems to be a better investment than the price for Keeshawn Silver.
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  On 12/13/2024 at 3:55 AM, Helobious said:

I signed up for “this” site in 2011. I wonder what I would’ve thought if someone came up to me then and said “you know one day there’s going to be over 5 pages in a thread on here about you giving handjobs for defensive tackle transfers”. 

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At least it’s DTs and not like a punter or tight ends. DTs give you street cred.  Not gonna lie, I’m a little jelly

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  On 12/12/2024 at 11:08 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

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  On 12/12/2024 at 11:30 PM, Huckleberry said:

I'm not willing to do as much as Helobious but I will continue making smartass posts on the internet if it helps. 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 1:01 AM, closetojumping said:

The guy didn’t actually go into the portal. Same shit with Blue a year or two ago. 

They wanted to keep Mitchell, but they weren’t going to match past NIL deals. Apparently he saw the light that no one was going to match that. The guy has progressed in the last two months. Maybe they get something out of him.

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nonononono I saw that scene in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life."

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  On 12/13/2024 at 3:55 AM, Helobious said:

I signed up for “this” site in 2011. I wonder what I would’ve thought if someone came up to me then and said “you know one day there’s going to be over 5 pages in a thread on here about you giving handjobs for defensive tackle transfers”. 

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Probably the same thing I would've thought, had it been me: "Again?"

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  On 12/13/2024 at 3:55 AM, Helobious said:

I signed up for “this” site in 2011. I wonder what I would’ve thought if someone came up to me then and said “you know one day there’s going to be over 5 pages in a thread on here about you giving handjobs for defensive tackle transfers”. 

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Idk, I signed up in 2012 and I definitely saw this from you 

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Quinn isn't transferring. He's dead set on the NFL. No inside information, I just think he believes in his mind he's ready, whether he is or isn't. Regardless, that's not our problem anymore. We'll have a 3rd year Arch who is much more suited for Sark's offense. Big, thick, strong arm, accurate, can actually run a QB sneak and not get injured. 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 6:09 AM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Quinn isn't transferring. He's dead set on the NFL. No inside information, I just think he believes in his mind he's ready, whether he is or isn't. Regardless, that's not our problem anymore. We'll have a 3rd year Arch who is much more suited for Sark's offense. Big, thick, strong arm, accurate, can actually run a QB sneak and not get injured. 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 3:55 AM, Helobious said:

I signed up for “this” site in 2011. I wonder what I would’ve thought if someone came up to me then and said “you know one day there’s going to be over 5 pages in a thread on here about you giving handjobs for defensive tackle transfers”. 

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If DTs have similar taste in approach, I like the girls with a little shyness to them, before they rip into your pants like it’s Christmas morning.

You can be honest. You would have said, “Where do I sign?!?”

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I feel like this is absolutely the dumbest timeline.  

A random tweet has Ewers wanting to stay another year, being told by Sark that we are going with Manning next year, and then putting feelers out there for transfers.

Someone actually believes this shit?

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  On 12/11/2024 at 7:40 PM, closetojumping said:

Do you think a bunch of the athletes who actually graduated winding up as realtors and podcasters is a sign of anything? Hint: it's not indicative of millionaires and billionaires randomly paying large sums to them to go to work with them and be buddies.

Also, knowing some of these guys on the player side over the years, randomly, the position you can't let go of here would be insulting to them.

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Why are you insulting athletes who became realtors and podcasters? Funny, David Thomas worked in sports broadcasting despite not graduating in Comms.

Simple question: do you think an athlete with the profile of Maalik, has a dependency on a college degree.  You think he will eventually seek a job as a marketing analyst or health counselor, relying on his BS in Psych to get in the door? 

Yes, the academic component is very important to him, that's why he'll have been at 3 different schools in 3 years of study....

For 4/5* athletes, with NIL and Portal, CFB is now is a professional sport in all but name. Stop deluding yourself.

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  On 12/11/2024 at 4:36 PM, SydneyCarton said:

You: Making blanket statements that every college football player that doesn't make the NFL is only as valuable as his alumni network allows him to be, and has no interest in any kind of education and value of education based on their own goals, ambition, or how they see themselves.

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Touchy boy, aint cha? Did a LSU sanitation guy shit on your Comm diploma?

My statement wasnt a declarative ceiling of all players on their goals and ambitions. Its for players like Maalik, whose first, second, and third priority is football.  And is an observable fact that he doesnt value the name on his degree very much if he's bouncing between schools, changing majors, window shopping Oregon State and now fucking Auburn. 

Why you so mad he didn't follow your footsteps

 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 10:51 AM, 52-80 said:

Why are you insulting athletes who became realtors and podcasters? Funny, David Thomas worked in sports broadcasting despite not graduating in Comms.

Simple question: do you think an athlete with the profile of Maalik, has a dependency on a college degree.  You think he will eventually seek a job as a marketing analyst or health counselor, relying on his BS in Psych to get in the door? 

Yes, the academic component is very important to him, that's why he'll have been at 3 different schools in 3 years of study....

For 4/5* athletes, with NIL and Portal, CFB is now is a professional sport in all but name. Stop deluding yourself.

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“I’m going to speak declaratively about subject matter in which I have zero background or knowledge. Dummies elsewhere in life have let me get away with it, so why not Surly as well?”

You’re wrong in every facet, and the rest of us are laughing at you. 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 11:54 AM, 52-80 said:

Touchy boy, aint cha? Did a LSU sanitation guy shit on your Comm diploma?

My statement wasnt a declarative ceiling of all players on their goals and ambitions. Its for players like Maalik, whose first, second, and third priority is football.  And is an observable fact that he doesnt value the name on his degree very much if he's bouncing between schools, changing majors, window shopping Oregon State and now fucking Auburn. 

Why you so mad he didn't follow your footsteps

 

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You: incapable an answering a direct question and basic reading comprehension.

“I’m not making declarative statements, as I declare that ‘players like Malik’ who I don’t know personally and never have met, aren’t interested in their education in any way. They also won’t need it to get any job.”

I’m not sure I’ve ever consistently seen in my life someone peddling bullshit and then using the phrase “observable fact.” It’s like the choice turn of phrase for dum dums who think they’re smart, and it’s become a tell. It gives me nothing but the deepest Ignatius J. Reilly vibes, as do you 52-80. 
 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 11:54 AM, 52-80 said:

Touchy boy, aint cha? Did a LSU sanitation guy shit on your Comm diploma?

My statement wasnt a declarative ceiling of all players on their goals and ambitions. Its for players like Maalik, whose first, second, and third priority is football.  And is an observable fact that he doesnt value the name on his degree very much if he's bouncing between schools, changing majors, window shopping Oregon State and now fucking Auburn. 

Why you so mad he didn't follow your footsteps

 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 10:51 AM, 52-80 said:

Why are you insulting athletes who became realtors and podcasters? Funny, David Thomas worked in sports broadcasting despite not graduating in Comms.

Simple question: do you think an athlete with the profile of Maalik, has a dependency on a college degree.  You think he will eventually seek a job as a marketing analyst or health counselor, relying on his BS in Psych to get in the door? 

Yes, the academic component is very important to him, that's why he'll have been at 3 different schools in 3 years of study....

For 4/5* athletes, with NIL and Portal, CFB is now is a professional sport in all but name. Stop deluding yourself.

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And just like the majority of pro athletes the majority will blow through that money and have to find an actual J.O.B. of some kind one day....I mean heck I've got more in savings then NIL is paying players and I'm not retiring to a life of luxury or anything.

 

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  On 12/13/2024 at 3:27 AM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Serious question - 
 

Is the Purdue TE better than Sharp? If you don't know, that's cool. I've just heard the Purdue TE was awesome, and Sharp was a good TE, too. 

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Sharp was absolutely terrible. He is one of the worst blockers I have ever seen. He looks like he is afraid of contact. He would have never played at Texas, see NiBlack. I just hope Texas gets a TE that is reasonable blocker.

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Johnny Eightball seems to be doing alright for himself and it sure as hell has nothing to do with his degree, just monetizing his fame post pro career flameout.

At the end of the day fame is fame, if you are Diego Pavia you are better off being the most celebrated player in a degree mill than getting a degree from Vanderbilt. 

Assuming exclusive or of course, you can do both and that is his shot.

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