Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok

[BurntOrange&White 41686]

[MuellerHorn 4609]

45 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

Scholarships are renewed on an annual basis. Tough shit, dude. Sorry you weren't good enough, the staff was honest with you, and that allowed you to end up at a school where you would actually play.

Edited Monday at 09:04 PM by MuellerHorn

[utexas8 1695]

On the CFP announcement show, Skatteboo said a large cheer erupted from the room when it was revealed Texas would be a potential opponent, due to former Longhorn players on the Arizona State team. 

ASU doesn’t worry me like Clemson and I think we beat Clemson. Is asu even good like that?

[Herpa Derpa 6327]

36 minutes ago, pacman said:

Why does he look 45 years old?

It's a dry climate.

[Scholz 12302]

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

ASU doesn’t worry me like Clemson and I think we beat Clemson. Is asu even good like that?

Scoobedoo will tell you he’s the best RB in the country 

[texifornia 58863]

5 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

ASU doesn’t worry me like Clemson and I think we beat Clemson. Is asu even good like that?

Skattebo is an angry bowling ball. The rest of the team is replacement-level. Them and Boise State are kind of the same thing.

[6th Street 6655]

 

 

[kevwun 16346]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Skattebo is an angry bowling ball. The rest of the team is replacement-level. Them and Boise State are kind of the same thing.

Yeah, our defense will not enjoy tackling him, but I don't think he's good enough to win the game for them.

[TexasRenegade 2610]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

[Hank_Hill 19805]

20 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Scoobedoo will tell you he’s the best RB in the country 

Certainly the ugliest 

[Kwix 2479]

Again? 

[texifornia 58863]

Aaaaand he's back, I assume for good this time

 

[texifornia 58863]

Two relatively good and expensive pick ups for LSU now that half their roster leaving freed up some cash

 

[Hookem2147 21962]

Alright I’m not even going to pretend I wanted Mitchell back this time 

Edited Monday at 09:42 PM by Hookem2147

[Bevo 13831]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aaaaand he's back, I assume for good this time

 

Ha, ha. I assume he wasn’t happy that we found replacements.

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Another frequent flier: OU, TCU, North Texas, and now Virginia

 

His vestigial left arm is unsettling, but a one-armed quarterback is also inspiring.

[BornAndRaised 12839]

I have no feelings on Mitchell anymore. Out of high school he seemed huge and imposing, and now he seems huge and lazy. FAFO, if they staff wanted to keep him at a lesser dollar amount and he thinks he’s worth more, go earn it big man. Maybe the lowkey recruitment of the Purdue DT jaded me. Well get ours. 

[Js1 87014]

So what programs dropped a bag of Big Macs for him?

[Vertuzzi 1422]

Just now, Js1 said:

So what programs dropped a bag of Big Macs for him?

He should head back to NJ and play for Rutgers. All the chopped cheese sandwiches and black and white cookies the big boy could ask for. 

[texifornia 58863]

 

[RollLeft 5091]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So what programs dropped a bag of Big Macs McRibs for him?

fify

[Duane Moore 5638]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So what programs dropped a bag of Big Macs for him?

Where is Jeremy Pruitt coaching these days?

[Hookem2147 21962]

Maybe Mitchell saw the Zac Swanson interview 

[closetojumping 65324]

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Where is Jeremy Pruitt coaching these days?

California Penal League

[texifornia 58863]

Bear Alexander's UGA tattoo only becomes a better decision with time

[SydneyCarton 49408]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Bear Alexander's UGA tattoo only becomes a better decision with time

I don't see a problem. He's at Penn St now, the G obviously stands for Groomer.

He'll be welcomed with open arms. 

Edited Monday at 09:56 PM by SydneyCarton

[Ricky's one-hitter 9607]

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Skattebo is an angry bowling ball. The rest of the team is replacement-level. Them and Boise State are kind of the same thing.

They're certainly a more complete team than Boise. If you stop Jeanty, you beat Boise. They have nothing after him. If you stop Skattebo, sparky can still play defense and Sam Leavitt is a really good first year starter. I think Texas would win that game, but they're one of those endlessly scrappy B12 teams that stick around long enough for Sark to forget how to call the offense. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9607]

7 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Where is Jeremy Pruitt coaching these days?

Lol

[DixonHur 11943]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Bear Alexander's UGA tattoo only becomes a better decision with time

It will be back in fashion when he eventually ends up a Grambling

[Hank_Hill 19805]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't see a problem. He's at Penn St now, the G obviously stands for Groomer.

He'll be welcomed with open arms. 

Grapeist

[SydneyCarton 49408]

6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Lol

Jesus. That's fucking grim. I mean, you'd think the guy would have had a couple million socked away and could afford to just go be a greeter at Costco or something anonymous somewhere. 

Edited Monday at 10:03 PM by SydneyCarton

[Hermanator 7574]

1 hour ago, troph said:

yes lobo you can have it as your band name.

[jdhorn92 1590]

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Lol

Belived that is where his dad coaches or coached.

[Duane Moore 5638]

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Lol

 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus. That's fucking grim. I mean, you'd think the guy would have had a couple million socked away and could afford to just go be a greater at Costco or something anonymous somewhere. 

Dang. And Tennessee fired him for cause so he didn’t get a buyout. 

[Js1 87014]

Hugh Freeze think he's Thanos and QB transfers are infinity stones?

 

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13126]

6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

I didn't mean as RB1 (just next man up), I meant if Baxter wasn't ready, and Gibson still had fumbling issues, then him sharing the backfield with Wisner. I really doubt Clark will be the same, regardless. So, yeah, it was stupid to say, just wrong in a different sense. 

[jdhorn92 1590]

2 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

 

Dang. And Tennessee fired him for cause so he didn’t get a buyout. 

Big scandal. I have a pretty good Vol buddy, so i get more Tenn news than i care to admit.  He got caught paying $60K to recruits and lied to the school admin about it in the process, something along those lines.

[BlackCat 492]

Is there any chance we could lose Gibson to the portal? I heard at two different parts of the season that he was struggling big time with pass protection and it was limiting his use. 

[Tex Pete 21395]

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Bear Alexander's UGA tattoo only becomes a better decision with time

Whatever happened to that Kam ___________ who got the big Baylor tattoo? Don't remember his last name.

[texifornia 58863]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Whatever happened to that Kam ___________ who got the big Baylor tattoo? Don't remember his last name.

 

[Red Five 41615]

4 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Is there any chance we could lose Gibson to the portal? I heard at two different parts of the season that he was struggling big time with pass protection and it was limiting his use. 

That and an insane fumbles per carry percentage. 

[Tex-19 3009]

Feels like there are still some big QB dominoes yet to fall in the portal. Big programs like tOSU, Bama, Notre Dame all have very uncertain QB rooms for next year as of right now. Doubt they're all standing pat.

[Js1 87014]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

That and an insane fumbles per carry percentage. 

You mean every major program isn't chomping at the bit for a RB who can't pass pro and fumbles a lot? 

[Leanderman 2353]

Just a freshman. give him a break.

[JBJ 3780]

26 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

Big scandal. I have a pretty good Vol buddy, so i get more Tenn news than i care to admit.  He got caught paying $60K to recruits and lied to the school admin about it in the process, something along those lines.

But this was also exactly what he was hired to do.

[Red Five 41615]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Just a freshman. give him a break.

These are the reasons he isn't playing. 

[DanTheHorn 5061]

44 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have no feelings on Mitchell anymore. Out of high school he seemed huge and imposing, and now he seems huge and lazy. FAFO, if they staff wanted to keep him at a lesser dollar amount and he thinks he’s worth more, go earn it big man. Maybe the lowkey recruitment of the Purdue DT jaded me. Well get ours. 

Alfred Collins took four years to finally become what was expected of him since his second year here. He did not transfer and was publicly in the dog house a few times but got it done.  If Mitchell cannot understand that that is his path then it is time for him to go. Sometimes unfortunately it takes a second set of folks telling you the same thing to realize it was not this staff that was being unfair it was your own damn fault. He could change and does have the talent to become something worth while. Wish him the best as long as it is not against us or for one of our rivals.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1274]

9 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That and an insane fumbles per carry percentage. 

[Gidnik 3475]

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

yea hes really been fucking tearing it up at asu.  all 16 tackles and half of a sack. sure fire first round pick numbers

[BornAndRaised 12839]