Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok

[Xminus6 839]

3 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

I think it’s clear that Ryan Williams secretly wants to be a Longhorn and always has, but I think it’s unlikely he enters the portal. I feel for the kid and his inability to chase his true dream. 

He was teammates with KJ Lacey though.

[GummysAndDTs 5]

9 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Sounds like we did him a solid by being honest and allowing him to go have a good experience somewhere else.  He sounds like kind of a hay seed. 

Jfc, I'm tired of hearing about this.  The goal is the NFL for anyone coming to Texas, it's a part of our fucking pitch.  NFL conversations are a lot more direct and cut throat.  If you can't handle it, go to North Dakota and deal cars after college

[TheBryMan81 2633]

15 hours ago, immamac said:

Finkley is not in the portal guys, I think he's working with the staff to see if he actually wants to portal and that's why Sark brought it up in multiple contexts.

could be that he's already made up his mind, but it seems like he's a big culture guy and the staff may want him to stay for important things off the field and reward that with some balanced playtime. 

From his IG

 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5480]

13 hours ago, kevwun said:

Yeah, our defense will not enjoy tackling him

Nah bruh, they live for that shit. As the songs says, let the bodies hit the floor. 

[closetojumping 65327]

7 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

I am old and it don' t take much but after seeing that I am sure.

“Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!”

I have met and seen too many people from the boards over the years to believe for one second that any heterosexual poster on here wouldn’t be all over that. 

[Longhornlove 5153]

9 hours ago, Fat Bastard said:

 pass blocking and  fumblitis 

 

 

No go, enjoy the game from the sideline. See ya next year.

[texifornia 58885]

 

[texifornia 58885]

Someone we recruited

 

[TXpride 606]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!”

I have met and seen too many people from the boards over the years to believe for one second that any heterosexual poster on here wouldn’t be all over that. 

Most middle-aged heterosexual men would be all over just about anything. Doesn't mean we should lower our shitposting standards. There are far better examples of the female form.

[Junior Bonner 6557]

46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

“Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!”

I have met and seen too many people from the boards over the years to believe for one second that any heterosexual poster on here wouldn’t be all over that. 

A reporter once asked Ava Gardner what she thought of Sinatra‘s new girlfriend, Mia Farrow. She replied, “I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a young boy.”

[SydneyCarton 49419]

16 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Most middle-aged heterosexual men would be all over just about anything. Doesn't mean we should lower our shitposting standards. There are far better examples of the female form.

You’re right. Everyone would hit this, even the guys who don’t even like women. 
 

 

now everyone shut the fuck up. 

[closetojumping 65327]

4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

From his IG

 

 

He graduated. That’s a different kind of transfer for me. I feel the fans of the school in which a transfer gained a degree should always be able to claim him or her, even if the final school will get the official credit in drafts and wiki and such. Good for him. 

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Someone we recruited

 

I certainly remember the name. I can’t remember, did we back off or just lose the recruitment?

25 minutes ago, TXpride said:

Most middle-aged heterosexual men would be all over just about anything. Doesn't mean we should lower our shitposting standards. There are far better examples of the female form.

My response wasn’t claiming that woman was a 10, just that she was easily hot enough for the middle aged fatasses on this board. 

13 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

A reporter once asked Ava Gardner what she thought of Sinatra‘s new girlfriend, Mia Farrow. She replied, “I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a young boy.”

Ava Gardner. Is there even a modern equivalent to that woman’s hotness? It seems like the 50’s were a good time to be a dude in Hollywood. Gardner, Monroe, Loren, the chick who got decapitated, numerous others of similar outstanding building. 

[Vito Andolini 9432]

Hedy Lamarr . No, not “Hedley,” you Saddles worshipping fucks.

Edited Tuesday at 01:30 PM by Vito Andolini

[SydneyCarton 49419]

6 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Hedy Lamarr . No, not “Hedley,” you Saddles worshipping fucks.

This. Because I like bright women unlike most of you insecure twatwaffles, and she was a fucking genius who literally invented the foundation for modern wi-fi to prevent the Germans from jamming our torpedoes. 

Edited Tuesday at 01:36 PM by SydneyCarton

[DanTheHorn 5061]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

“Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!”

I have met and seen too many people from the boards over the years to believe for one second that any heterosexual poster on here wouldn’t be all over that. 

There is a difference between being all over it and thinking that looks good in comparison to what usually gets posted here. The question was does she look good and not would you jump those bones, keyword bones after looking at that ass. Of course I would be all over it, like I said it don't take much. During my college days I had an exchange with a freshman at UT that was bragging about how much he had hit. I asked what is the ugliest woman you slept with and he responded he does not sleep with ugly women. I responded then you have not fucked enough.

Edited Tuesday at 02:13 PM by DanTheHorn

[Longhornlove 5153]

1 hour ago, TXpride said:

There are far better examples of the female form.

Mikayla Demaiter

[texifornia 58885]

32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I certainly remember the name. I can’t remember, did we back off or just lose the recruitment?

Looking at his timeline, and if I remember right (not a guarantee), it was a real loss, but in June so we had plenty of time to recalibrate. 

He visited us and UDub back to back and immediately committed to the Huskies.

[Atticus 4178]

Pretty sure we didn’t “push” for him. We were being very picky off our big 2023 haul (only 2 remain). I think we consolidated our efforts on Justin Williams and TyAnthony Smith at the end. 

[chiu1040 115]

Is Mateer to OU a forefone conclusion?

[Js1 87030]

1 minute ago, chiu1040 said:

Is Mateer to OU a forefone conclusion?

Heavily implied OU is the SEC program with a $1.5m offer. WSU will try to match but don’t discount someone like Miami coming in with a higher offer and a better roster 

[Post Oak 20551]

2 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

Is Mateer to OU a forefone conclusion?

Don't you dare disrupt the vapid pedants with questions pertaining to the thread topic. 

[RomaVicta 30512]

5 hours ago, GummysAndDTs said:

Jfc, I'm tired of hearing about this.  The goal is the NFL for anyone coming to Texas, it's a part of our fucking pitch.  NFL conversations are a lot more direct and cut throat.  If you can't handle it, go to North Dakota and deal cars after college

So all the culture stuff is just bullshit to the hard realist who knows the ways of the world.

[CosmoDog 383]

20 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

Is Mateer to OU a forefone conclusion?

I heard it was more of a foreskin concussion.

[statsman 5688]

26 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

Is Mateer to OU a forefone conclusion?

95% foregone/likely. The other 5% possibility, that Mateer signs elsewhere, leaving OU holding their (metaphorical) dick in their hand, not having a QB or receivers after the first portal period, is what has us all interested. 
 
As I understand it, when a portable clicks the “no contact” box on their enter, it means they know where they are going. If not, they are accepting offers. Evidently, Mateer did not click that box. 

Edited Tuesday at 03:06 PM by statsman

[Davis Lane 5981]

2 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

I heard it was more of a foreskin concussion.

I'm pretty sure I may have suffered a few of these during my youth.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9611]

 

 

[cmontexas 3331]

Oregon is gonna need a QB next season and Pullman aint that far away. They are an attractive landing spot for a prospective QB transfer

[Ricky's one-hitter 9611]

 

 

[Teryor 4974]

3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Oregon is gonna need a QB next season and Pullman aint that far away. They are an attractive landing spot for a prospective QB transfer

They have Dante Moore already

[Constant 6865]

45 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

Is Mateer to OU a forefone conclusion?

I’d put it at 95%.

[Js1 87030]

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Better roster, Miami > Norman and more money 

[closetojumping 65327]

Miami could buy OU six times over. They could moneywhip Mateer just to burn OU’s ass. 

[SydneyCarton 49419]

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’d put it at 95%.

With such confidence, would you like to lay some odds? His old OC, certainly you’d give me like 3-1 odds for like 500 bucks?

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

11 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Is this one we may take a look at?

[closetojumping 65327]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this one we may take a look at?

Hope not. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9611]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this one we may take a look at?

It'll be expensive

[SydneyCarton 49419]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this one we may take a look at?

Dude is class of 2021. Probably not. 

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

It'll be expensive

SureAboutThat.gif?

[NoName 17127]

11 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

That's a rough QB room for them next year

[UDontKnow 10559]

15 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

 

Definitely need bodies at DT, but doesn't seem like he's worth the roster spot

 

 

 

Edited Tuesday at 03:34 PM by UDontKnow

[Constant 6865]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

With such confidence, would you like to lay some odds? His old OC, certainly you’d give me like 3-1 odds for like 500 bucks?

I’ll pass. OU also hired his QB coach as an analyst. 

[South Austin 53158]

2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Hedy Lamarr . No, not “Hedley,” you Saddles worshipping fucks.

What the hell are you worried about?  This is 1874.  You'll be able to sue her.

[Dbeasy 15532]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Miami could buy OU six times over. They could moneywhip Mateer just to burn OU’s ass. 

This is uncomfortably close to this:

 

 

[General Specific 3486]

“Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!”
I have met and seen too many people from the boards over the years to believe for one second that any heterosexual poster on here wouldn’t be all over that. 

Son: Let’s run down there and get us one.
Dad: let’s walk son, and have them all!

[Park Gothic 5343]

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

A reporter once asked Ava Gardner what she thought of Sinatra‘s new girlfriend, Mia Farrow. She replied, “I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a young boy.”

[Newy25 7896]

24 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

He is the best QB in the portal so far. Oregon and anyone without a proven starter coming back should recruit Mateer. 

[Vertigo 20483]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He is the best QB in the portal so far. Oregon and anyone without a proven starter coming back should recruit Mateer. 

Miami.. or Norman.. More money.. or less money.. 

[SamMan 1460]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Ava Gardner. Is there even a modern equivalent to that woman’s hotness? It seems like the 50’s were a good time to be a dude in Hollywood. Gardner, Monroe, Loren, the chick who got decapitated, numerous others of similar outstanding building. 

The Barefoot Contessa is very underrated

Edited Tuesday at 03:55 PM by SamMan

[Fud 9707]

Pretty sure Miami did this to Ohio State last year, when Ohio State thought they were getting Cam Ward but then Miami swooped up and raised the price of poker, and Ohio State was already cash strapped due to talking the six or so NFL players into returning and landing other expensive portal players 

If OU does have to pay up to land Mateer, that would seemingly hurt their other NIL endeavors 

[closetojumping 65327]

16 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This is uncomfortably close to this:

 

 

Ha. Ya think? 

 

[chiu1040 115]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Pretty sure Miami did this to Ohio State last year, when Ohio State thought they were getting Cam Ward but then Miami swooped up and raised the price of poker, and Ohio State was already cash strapped due to talking the six or so NFL players into returning and landing other expensive portal players 

If OU does have to pay up to land Mateer, that would seemingly hurt their other NIL endeavors 

Pretty interesting how moves like that can alter the college football season and a coach's future.  If Ohio State gets Ward, maybe they win the Big 10, get the CFP #1 seed, and Ryan Day is not on the hot seat.