Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok

[Laxtonto 13264]

 

[Hermanator 7654]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Lincoln Riley was literally crying about the current state of college football in an interview.  Trembling mouth and flowing tears.  It is glorious to see.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/23091-lincoln-riley-to-usc/?do=findComment&comment=6746652

That's the worst fake I've ever seen. 

[BurntOrange&White 41843]

It's a snap chat filter

[SydneyCarton 49477]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's a snap chat filter

It's real to @kevwun, sir. 

[J.Peterman 142]

8 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Wasn't part of his issue allegedly having troubles with Heat/Humidity and Asthma or some such.....on top of being out of shape? 
Seems an interesting choice.

[someguy 1552]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

That’s racist, IMO. 

Is he out of the doghouse? If not, then he certainly makes sense as someone who could be gone. 

I don't know if he'll stay or leave - he had an acclimation period getting up to speed.  He was traveling to away games by the end of the season, which is a good indicator that he was gaining trust.

[Laxtonto 13264]

3 minutes ago, J.Peterman said:

Wasn't part of his issue allegedly having troubles with Heat/Humidity and Asthma or some such.....on top of being out of shape? 
Seems an interesting choice.

All that gumbo, red beans & rice and pooboys...

He aint going ever to make it on the field..

[HenryJames 67322]

[Born Burnt 6274]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*presume

Livingstone, I presume

[Tex-19 3013]

Gotta be tough to make portal WR plans without knowing what Golden is going to do. If you can get him to come back, problem solved but also not as much money to go after a big name. If he goes pro, WR is a major need. #playoffproblems

[TotallyLegit 3100]

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Dough or doughnut. And also fries.

[Ricky Butler 2807]

13 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Gotta be tough to make portal WR plans without knowing what Golden is going to do. If you can get him to come back, problem solved but also not as much money to go after a big name. If he goes pro, WR is a major need. #playoffproblems

I'm quietly holding out hope that he comes back. Really love him as a player and think he'll benefit as our passing game goes more vertical next year.

[gmr548 16688]

46 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

No ill will and wish him well but a guy with conditioning issues in south Louisiana is an interesting experiment.

[FloridaHorn 4886]

36 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

All that gumbo, red beans & rice and pooboys...

He aint going ever to make it on the field..

Even Sydir ain’t eating a pooboy

[CastHorn 902]

I’d hate to see Niblett go, he popped off the screen every snap he had. I remember he almost killed a Michigan DE on chip block. 

[El Compadre 774]

Thought this edit was rather funny. 

[Js1 87174]

[Leanderman 2360]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

[boilerhorn 1621]

8 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

Thought this edit was rather funny. 

If his action figure can go on a diet, so can he.

[DixonHur 11959]

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

 

340?

Can you imagine being so big that they list you at 340 to be charitable?

[Hermanator 7654]

The last time Sydir Mitchell was 340 Obama was president

[Red Five 41703]

9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

340?

Can you imagine being so big that they list you at 340 to be charitable?

At 6'6" too. He's probably closer to 400 lbs. than 340.

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12796]

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

That's the worst fake I've ever seen. 

Yep. I'd say we have a plethora of panoplies.

[Elmer_Fudd 22980]

It's funny to read the Tigerdroppings recruiting board.  They all think they landed a difference maker on the DL.

[Hookem10 870]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It's funny to read the Tigerdroppings recruiting board.  They all think they landed a difference maker on the DL.

He could be on goaline situations. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2895]

18 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It's funny to read the Tigerdroppings recruiting board.  They all think they landed a difference maker on the DL.

OP owns a beignet shop.

[Bevo 13870]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

At 6'6" too. He's probably closer to 400 lbs. than 340.

 

 

Last year, after the spring game, I went to talk to Sweat. Sydir was a few yards away. Sydir was noticeably larger - That's hard to do.

[Bevo 13870]

32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It's funny to read the Tigerdroppings recruiting board.  They all think they landed a difference maker on the DL.

 

So did we a few years ago.

[ATXbronco 4486]

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

340?

Can you imagine being so big that they list you at 340 to be charitable?

Turns out, we were misusing him the entire time

[Huckleberry 34578]

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

He could be on goaline situations. 

To be a goal line DT sub you have to run at least 30 yards from the sidelineto team area to get in position. 

[ClubWhatever 12283]

Sydir conditioning talk not going away 

[satyanash 15550]

 

[Michael Knight 13217]

Why do schools keep paying Bear Alexander to quit in games?

[Dbeasy 15561]

For a number 1 ranked team, Oregon sure is signing a lot of transfers. Something doesn’t smell right. 

[BurntOrange&White 41843]

16 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

For a number 1 ranked team, Oregon sure is signing a lot of transfers. Something doesn’t smell right. 

They’re recruiting high school and portal at an extremely high level. It’s not like they’re just taking portals. Load up in all the best talent you can. Fuck with the numbers post spring 

[Longhornlove 5190]

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

At 6'6" too. He's probably closer to 400 lbs. than 340.

 

I said that recently and got negged for it, I think I called him a fat ass though.

[Zhorn96 1835]

41 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I said that recently and got negged for it, I think I called him a fat ass though.

[Hook1997 5509]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They’re recruiting high school and portal at an extremely high level. It’s not like they’re just taking portals. Load up in all the best talent you can. Fuck with the numbers post spring 

A&M straight up recruited guys in the first portal window, then dropped them in the second last year.   Kinda shitty way to do things.  But they were grasping at straws too.  

[Keef 875]

I mean, Shaq was allowed to call himself 320 for years, so why the hell not, sure Sydir, you’re 340. 

[Leanderman 2360]

"At 6'6" too. He's probably closer to 400 lbs. than 340."

I haven't seen so many chins since the last time I visited China Town.

[Tx74 96]

17 hours ago, gmr548 said:

No ill will and wish him well but a guy with conditioning issues in south Louisiana is an interesting experiment.

I'm sure he and Kelly will have a wonderful relationship!!

[Bevo 13870]

10 minutes ago, Tx74 said:

I'm sure he and Kelly will have a wonderful relationship!!

That’s actually scary. 

[Constant 6885]

17 hours ago, El Compadre said:

Thought this edit was rather funny. 

At some point, as a 20+ year old, you just gotta say no to the dress-up photo shoots. These guys have no shame.  

[HuttNuts 91]

5 hours ago, Keef said:

I mean, Shaq was allowed to call himself 320 for years, so why the hell not, sure Sydir, you’re 340. 

No one is/was going to call Shaq out, Sydir on the other hand only strikes fear into the people behind him in the chow line. 

[FCB 57]

49 minutes ago, HuttNuts said:

No one is/was going to call Shaq out, Sydir on the other hand only strikes fear into the people behind him in the chow line. 

 

[Deej 77805]

19 hours ago, gmr548 said:

No ill will and wish him well but a guy with conditioning issues in south Louisiana is an interesting experiment.

He'll work into shape dancing with Brian Kelly.

 

[JFKFC 4978]

No more man-boy grinding videos, please.

[ousux 5636]

She would look better without the crimson.

And a couple cheeseburgers if I'm honest.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 926]

Dang I really thought LSU was going to pair Sydir with bear and bear was going to show sydir the keys to success….

[Elmer_Fudd 22980]

Kam Dewberry to Alabama.