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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok

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Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Spence is in  

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fwiw, looks like a lot of Clemson players are posting "Thank You Clemson" so I don't think it necessarily means portal. Now, clearly the 9.95ers think they know something with Woods but I don't think that tweet means anything.

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s the word on the SMU kicker ?

I don’t know. But I’d rather go after someone more accurate than him.  He hit 72 percent this year.  Career around 75 percent.   We can do better.  Auburn has been more accurate over his career than the SMU kicker.  

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34 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

The sake reason we played Cedric Woodard at DE in 1999.  Lack of dline depth try to get your best 4 dlinemen on the field. 

 

That said, Humphrey, Rogers, Hampton, Woodard was a great dline.

Up there with Giles, Dronett, Jeter and Patton  

 

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3 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

Up there with Giles, Dronett, Jeter and Patton  

 

I think the line with Bo Robinson the next year was even better. Not that Robinson was better than Giles, but all of them were improved from the previous season. A criminally underrated defense because the offense was so incredibly stupefyingly horrific. 

A little racist, but I don't mean it that way. I loved Giles his senior season. 

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3 hours ago, Teryor said:

Oof

Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro?

Payton: I’m going to Oxford.

Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss?

Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami.

Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun!

Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio.

Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!

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1 minute ago, SamMan said:

Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro?

Payton: I’m going to Oxford.

Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss?

Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami.

Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun!

Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio.

Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!

Does CU even have hippies anymore? I think it as the ski-adjacent version of the Arizona schools - good looking, not that bright Californians.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Does CU even have hippies anymore? I think it as the ski-adjacent version of the Arizona schools - good looking, not that bright Californians.

Yeah, that’s actually a very apt characterization. Spot-on description of my friends that went there.

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25 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

The only player I can remember who was 100% determined to play a different position than his coach wanted that has actually succeeded is Drew Sanders

Coaching staff was willing to let Jatavion Sanders choose, but I think the consensus on him coming out of high school was that he’d be more valuable at DE/Edge.

Obviously worked out well for us and him at TE.

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1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

Coaching staff was willing to let Jatavion Sanders choose, but I think the consensus on him coming out of high school was that he’d be more valuable at DE/Edge.

Obviously worked out well for us and him at TE.

I think Kendall Sanders could've played either way too. Deion Sanders played both way. Obviously, mainly people named Sanders can play both sides and decide what to play.

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Does CU even have hippies anymore? I think it as the ski-adjacent version of the Arizona schools - good looking, not that bright Californians.

 

2 hours ago, SamMan said:

Yeah, that’s actually a very apt characterization. Spot-on description of my friends that went there.

Tru$t fund babie$. $mart enough to choo$e Boulder over anywhere el$e.

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3 hours ago, SamMan said:

Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro?

Payton: I’m going to Oxford.

Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss?

Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami.

Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun!

Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio.

Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!

That joke took longer than he spent at Texas

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5 hours ago, SamMan said:

Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro?

Payton: I’m going to Oxford.

Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss?

Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami.

Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun!

Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio.

Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!

Transfer portal fanfiction was not on my bingo card but here we are and now I gotta know….do Rando and Payton end up together in the end? Does Payton get his happily ever after? Does Rando? In your brain, do they kiss? If you’re gonna start the story you gotta finish it

 

(sidenote: Fuck you George RR Martin)

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16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Transfer portal fanfiction was not on my bingo card but here we are and now I gotta know….do Rando and Payton end up together in the end? Does Payton get his happily ever after? Does Rando? In your brain, do they kiss? If you’re gonna start the story you gotta finish it

 

(sidenote: Fuck you George RR Martin)

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Transfer portal fanfiction was not on my bingo card but here we are and now I gotta know….do Rando and Payton end up together in the end? Does Payton get his happily ever after? Does Rando? In your brain, do they kiss? If you’re gonna start the story you gotta finish it

 

(sidenote: Fuck you George RR Martin)

Sir, I believe you have me confused with @Helobious. If you want a happy ending you will have to go elsewhere.

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