Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok

[Ricky Butler 2790]

OU should have kept Gabriel or developed Arnold. Would have been cheaper and easier. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9602]

2 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

Pretty interesting how moves like that can alter the college football season and a coach's future.  If Ohio State gets Ward, maybe they win the Big 10, get the CFP #1 seed, and Ryan Day is not on the hot seat.

Or they get Ward and their defense implodes for the same result is most likely. 

Everything Day touches becomes slightly worse than if he'd just left it alone. 

[Fud 9707]

Ward is a less developed Jameis Winston. In any given game, he'll make five big time throws, but he'll also throw five interceptable balls, and that would have likely caught up to them in the playoffs

[Vito Andolini 9432]

10 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Everything Day touches becomes slightly worse than if he'd just left it alone. 

Think of the children 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9602]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Think of the children 

[The Dog 44775]

27 minutes ago, Fud said:

Pretty sure Miami did this to Ohio State last year, when Ohio State thought they were getting Cam Ward but then Miami swooped up and raised the price of poker, and Ohio State was already cash strapped due to talking the six or so NFL players into returning and landing other expensive portal players 

If OU does have to pay up to land Mateer, that would seemingly hurt their other NIL endeavors 

saw a Miami fan suggest that Mateer is still OU bound and Miami is just doing this to drive up the number.

[texifornia 58851]

It's a WR - I'm assuming it's Singleton?

 

[Js1 86997]

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

saw a Miami fan suggest that Mateer is still OU bound and Miami is just doing this to drive up the number.

Well Nevin Shapiro has been pardoned for less than a week 

[satyanash 15394]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's a WR - I'm assuming it's Singleton?

 

Eric Singleton. He's been on campus since this morning

Edited yesterday at 04:40 PM by satyanash

[Napoleon 8803]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’re right. Everyone would hit this, even the guys who don’t even like women. 

…now everyone shut the fuck up. 

 

…these two together.

[chad.ihrig 607]

1,1

[Hookem10 853]

Solid 8 would do 

[Hornmatic 286]

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

I'm pretty sure I may have suffered a few of these during my youth.

Too much docking. 

[Gene Parmesan 4062]

54 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

OU should have kept Gabriel or developed Arnold. Would have been cheaper and easier. 

I know the narrative is that OU ran Gabriel off in favor of Arnold, but are we sure Gabriel didn't look at the coaching staff and come to the same conclusion.  

[Ricky Butler 2790]

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I know the narrative is that OU ran Gabriel off in favor of Arnold, but are we sure Gabriel didn't look at the coaching staff and come to the same conclusion.  

My point is more… how is OU in this position going into year 4?

[Hornmatic 286]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I know the narrative is that OU ran Gabriel off in favor of Arnold, but are we sure Gabriel didn't look at the coaching staff and come to the same conclusion.  

They didn’t want to lose Arnold and let him walk. 

[RollLeft 5089]

11 hours ago, pacman said:

You sure?

I'm sure, hard pass.  No ass, no tits, no calves.  I once went out with a tomboy hotter than that. 

...not to mention

Edited yesterday at 05:05 PM by RollLeft

[Hookem2147 21958]

I would actually like this pickup for A&M. We will see if they can get him the ball. Averaged over 21 yards a reception as a freshman. 

 

Edited yesterday at 05:15 PM by Hookem2147

[satyanash 15394]

5 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Averaged over 21 years a reception as a freshman. 

[EE2B 1569]

6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I would actually like this pickup for A&M. We will see if they can get him the ball. Averaged over 21 years a reception as a freshman. 

 

He will be old as fuck by the time he catches his fourth ball. 

[BornAndRaised 12837]

It would be the most OU thing ever to let their prized gem QB get stolen after hitting that OC. I’m here for whatever the outcome.

[texifornia 58851]

14 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I would actually like this pickup for A&M. We will see if they can get him the ball. Averaged over 21 yards a reception as a freshman. 

Yeah, Craver can play.

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

...is his dad someone famous?

[Masshole Horn 811]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Yeah, Craver can play.

...is his dad someone famous?

Mario Craver Sr.

[Rhinotx 506]

2 minutes ago, Masshole Horn said:

Mario Craver Sr.

THE Mario Craver Sr.?

[closetohumping 17785]

8 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

THE Mario Craver Sr.?

No no no. THAT Mario Craver Sr

[honolulu horn 6218]

Huh, Mr. Craver is my FATHER

[BurntOrange&White 41681]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

 

…these two together.

Alexandra Daddario >

[Davis Lane 5981]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

 

…these two together.

[Tex-19 3009]

What are tOSU, Miami, Bama, and ND doing at QB next year?  Surprised they aren't being tied to QBs yet (other than Miami maybe with Mateer)

[futureman 22673]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Alexandra Daddario >

Lulz

[Vito Andolini 9432]

Trying to read tea leaves on the Singleton wooing without any inside knowledge, but his hometown of Douglasville appears to be just 25 miles from Atlanta, where he’s also played his college football the last two years, so he’s familiar with a big city environment. He would be coached at Texas by a former NFL receivers coach, a school which has produced recent NFL draft picks at the position (and should again with Bond). I’m assuming NIL would be attractive. Like Georgia Tech, Texas offers a quality education if that’s important. Texas plays in the best conference. And he would be catching passes from Arch Manning.  

It would seem a good match. 
 

[RollLeft 5089]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Alexandra Daddario >

[Newy25 7894]

This guy is actually pretty good 

[Tex-19 3009]

Haven't seen this posted but on Sunday Gerry said Golden is expected to go to the NFL.

For some reason I thought I read he was likely staying so that's unfortunate 

[satyanash 15394]

 

[RollLeft 5089]

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Haven't seen this posted but on Sunday Gerry said Golden is expected to go to the NFL.

For some reason I thought I read he was likely staying so that's unfortunate 

Never the case.  Bolden maybe.

[Gucci_Suit 2810]

37 minutes ago, Masshole Horn said:

Mario Craver Sr.

I think his name is Richard. 

[Tex-19 3009]

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

Never the case.  Bolden maybe.

I thought Bolden is out of eligibility

[BornAndRaised 12837]

9 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Trying to read tea leaves on the Singleton wooing without any inside knowledge, but his hometown of Douglasville appears to be just 25 miles from Atlanta, where he’s also played his college football the last two years, so he’s familiar with a big city environment. He would be coached at Texas by a former NFL receivers coach, a school which has produced recent NFL draft picks at the position (and should again with Bond). I’m assuming NIL would be attractive. Like Georgia Tech, Texas offers a quality education if that’s important. Texas plays in the best conference. And he would be catching passes from Arch Manning.  

It would seem a good match. 
 

Ketch was reporting singleton was commanding like 1.25m. It’s likely this is a bullshit made up number but even spit balling that high is something only a few teams can achieve, and fewer more would be comfortable either with spending.

[NWAustinDude 2266]

A dead duck is offering to give blowjobs to 17 year olds, via Surlyhorns?

Where do I send my $9.95?

[SydneyCarton 49386]

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Ketch was reporting singleton was commanding like 1.25m. It’s likely this is a bullshit made up number but even spit balling that high is something only a few teams can achieve, and fewer more would be comfortable either with spending.

Without any inside knowledge, yes that’s a lot of money. But a lot of WR money will be coming off the books as well, particularly if Golden leaves. 
 

also, ketch doesn’t fucking know shit as a general rule. 

[Hookem2147 21958]

23 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

What are tOSU, Miami, Bama, and ND doing at QB next year?  Surprised they aren't being tied to QBs yet (other than Miami maybe with Mateer)

Ohio State- Julian Sayin

Bama- Austin Mack who came with DeBoer from Washington or Ty Simpson. Assuming Milroe doesn’t come back.

Miami has to be transfer I would think. Same with ND.

USC is another one I would assume is in the market. Is Riley going to feel comfortable rolling with Maiaiva in what might be a hot seat year? Will Michigan want a one year stopgap guy before Underwood takes over?

Edited yesterday at 06:16 PM by Hookem2147

[BornAndRaised 12837]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Without any inside knowledge, yes that’s a lot of money. But a lot of WR money will be coming off the books as well, particularly if Golden leaves. 
 

also, ketch doesn’t fucking know shit as a general rule. 

Yeah it was more a “ok that dumb fuck won’t know details, but it’s clear they’re looking for a high number.” Although knowing ketch that part could be made up too.

[Scholz 12302]

13 hours ago, pacman said:

You sure?

Eat a burger GD

[Teryor 4973]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I certainly remember the name. I can’t remember, did we back off or just lose the recruitment?

I remember you chewing me out for pointing out we were finalists for House after I think he opened up his commitment for a little post Deboer leaving so I believe we backed off

[Newy25 7894]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

Eat a burger GD

You are really going to criticize her? 

[Scholz 12302]

Just now, Newy25 said:

You are really going to criticize her? 

I saw 10 better at HEB last night

[Sgt. Slaughter 2890]

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

I saw 10 better at HEB last night

At eating burgers?

[futureman 22673]

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I saw 10 better at HEB last night

Rundberg HEB?

[RollLeft 5089]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You are really going to criticize her? 

Do you white knight also when they are fat?