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6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Know someone who lived in a condo and was a next door neighbor to one of Jerry's play things. One night they went out onto the balcony and just heard "Give it to the Jer! Give it to the Jer!" as the neighbor had left her sliding door open with just the screen. 

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping @RGBIII @SydneyCarton

 

Helobious can now give out hand jobs in official collective capacity.

 

 

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What does the agreement have to do with it? How exactly did the NCAA propose they were going to control people who are not part of the NCAA? 

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12 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I’m not sure who that says more about, 247 or Johntay

 

12 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Spindler from ND to Nebraska. Johntay is 247s Best Available transfer.

He's their 163 overall transfer and like 38 WR. 

Literally here's the players in their top 200 who are uncommitted 

Cook at 163 

Jaden Rashida at 164

The next uncommitted player in their rankings is someone named TJ Harden who is 418. Aiden Glover at 458. Elijah Culp at 498

5 total uncommitted players in 247s top 500 commits and two are absolute head cases. Don't know about the other three.

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On 2/1/2025 at 8:33 PM, LTtxfan said:

Hilarious that Rhule so scared of losing players to portal that CORN may not have a Spring Game

 

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10153082-nebraska-likely-to-cancel-cfb-spring-game-amid-transfer-portal-tampering-rhule-says

Sounds like Sark is still up in the air on it, too...for the same reason. At least, that's Bobby and Gerry's take. With the spring portal as it now is, and with how much talent we have running second or third team, it might be smart to bypass the public audition. 

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11 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sounds like Sark is still up in the air on it, too...for the same reason. At least, that's Bobby and Gerry's take. With the spring portal as it now is, and with how much talent we have running second or third team, it might be smart to bypass the public audition. 

Cancelling the spring game is a bitch-made move. The spring game is free and great for families with small kids. 

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19 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sounds like Sark is still up in the air on it, too...for the same reason. At least, that's Bobby and Gerry's take. With the spring portal as it now is, and with how much talent we have running second or third team, it might be smart to bypass the public audition. 

 

6 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

Cancelling the spring game is a bitch-made move. The spring game is free and great for families with small kids. 

This, spring game is really about fan engagement and interaction. 

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12 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

Cancelling the spring game is a bitch-made move. The spring game is free and great for families with small kids. 

Sounds like if they don't have a spring game, they'll put on some other sort of big event for fans and families. Suppose whatever the plan is, we'll hear before too much longer. 

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28 minutes ago, Bolero88 said:

Cancelling the spring game is a bitch-made move. The spring game is free and great for families with small kids. 

I’m sure you wouldn’t mind watching a bunch of walkons play a heavily controlled scrimmage for an hour or so then

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12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The one last year had all kinds of silly rules and stuff right? They'll probably just do something like that again. Orange - White flag football?

I hope so, keeps guys healthy.  Plus it was really fun with all the bombs Arch and Trey were tossing.  I watched ours (3x) the anm (2x) from last year - talk about a recruiting tool. Toss in last year (especially that Arch highlight film) and our defense - wow.

I was hoping we'd get some OL portal guys OT mainly.  Any new on how Stroh is coming along?  On TV, he looks massive for IOL? A guy that gigantic should be able to handle some big DLs (hope).  I just don't know where we are at 2nd OT after Goosby and Baker.

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35 minutes ago, hornlife said:

I hope so, keeps guys healthy.  Plus it was really fun with all the bombs Arch and Trey were tossing.  I watched ours (3x) the anm (2x) from last year - talk about a recruiting tool. Toss in last year (especially that Arch highlight film) and our defense - wow.

I was hoping we'd get some OL portal guys OT mainly.  Any new on how Stroh is coming along?  On TV, he looks massive for IOL? A guy that gigantic should be able to handle some big DLs (hope).  I just don't know where we are at 2nd OT after Goosby and Baker.

They're looking for an IOL. Tackle isn't on the wishlist, they have Goosby, Baker, and a bunch of guys who've been in the program a couple years.

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44 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Any new on how Stroh is coming along?  On TV, he looks massive for IOL? A guy that gigantic should be able to handle some big DLs (hope).  I just don't know where we are at 2nd OT after Goosby and Baker.

Funny enough I actually saw him and his family this weekend out at a restaurant along 290 this weekend. Super nice dude and super nice parents. Told him hello and hook em, I think he was a little shocked someone said hello to him by name at first. He still looks gigantic, just a very large human. No baby fat.

Turns out if you follow recruiting, these only so many college age 6'8" ginger dudes with large beards out there. Then if they are wearing longhorn quarter zips it makes it even easier.

Again. Super super super nice dude. Hope he gets a shot next year and plays well, he clearly loves Texas based on the 7 min of conversation we had.

This whole thing led to my wife asking how I knew who he was and me reminding her of this website lol

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

They're looking for an IOL. Tackle isn't on the wishlist, they have Goosby, Baker, and a bunch of guys who've been in the program a couple years.

Always respect your post, more informed than me.  What names would you slot as our 2nd OTs? I've struggled with this, appreciate your insight. I know we just got a highly rated guy but he looks to need some body reshaping (lose 30+ whatever else).  

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2 hours ago, Kdub said:

Maybe hold the spring game after the spring transfer portal.closes?

The portal has become obsolete and can be avoided as per the Wisconsin player who transferred outside of the winter window. 

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1 hour ago, NoName said:

Funny enough I actually saw him and his family this weekend out at a restaurant along 290 this weekend. Super nice dude and super nice parents. Told him hello and hook em, I think he was a little shocked someone said hello to him by name at first. He still looks gigantic, just a very large human. No baby fat.

Turns out if you follow recruiting, these only so many college age 6'8" ginger dudes with large beards out there. Then if they are wearing longhorn quarter zips it makes it even easier.

Again. Super super super nice dude. Hope he gets a shot next year and plays well, he clearly loves Texas based on the 7 min of conversation we had.

This whole thing led to my wife asking how I knew who he was and me reminding her of this website lol

Awesome news!  Yea, even in IL, I would recognize him and know his name. And no joke, zero belly and just blocks the entire camera out when he walks by shots and is always smiling, excited for the team.  I'm cheering for this giant also!  Glad you got to meet and support him and his family.  Longhorn Nation, well done sir!  Now find a confused aggy and show them to their seat lol. Numbers with alphabet are hard. 

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Hornlife has apparently wandered over from the football board and has mixed himself a potent cocktail of Spider2yBanana mouth diahrea and the unique old person mileu of "every post on a message board is a private conversation between me and the poster" syndrome. 

It's like James Joyce just showed up here with a head injury and is treating this place like everyone's parents on facebook. 

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17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hornlife has apparently wandered over from the football board and has mixed himself a potent cocktail of Spider2yBanana mouth diahrea and the unique old person mileu of "every post on a message board is a private conversation between me and the poster" syndrome. 

It's like James Joyce just showed up here with a head injury and is treating this place like everyone's parents on facebook. 

kinda like you discovered anal dildos. there are almost 7800 post on this thread. we don't say enough positive fun things but hell 2000+ on food.  Gotcha, let's try and be cute from your Mom's basement. maybe back off the asshole 16yo routine, gets old for educated UT alums that do support the program.  and the word you're looking for is logarehia - look it up, you'll learn something.

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8 minutes ago, hornlife said:

kinda like you discovered anal dildos. there are almost 7800 post on this thread. we don't say enough positive fun things but hell 2000+ on food.  Gotcha, let's try and be cute from your Mom's basement. maybe back off the asshole 16yo routine, gets old for educated UT alums that do support the program.  and the word your is looking for is logarehia - look it up, you'll learn something.

Ah, resorting to personal attacks and homophobic slurs. The true sign of a poster with the intellactual horsepower to handle criticism and think critically. 

I also enjoyed your unintentional self-owns, which of course you wouldn't know typing, becuase you seem to be that breed of poster that talks more than takes account of the actual posters on the 995 board, what they've said, and what they've done. 

It's spelled logorrhea, not "logarehia" you fucking twat. And yeah, the unentiontal comedy of ME allegdly shitting on someone else for posting a lot, as well as having to correct their spelling, is high fucking comedy. You won't get it, but everyone else here will get it. 

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52 minutes ago, hornlife said:

kinda like you discovered anal dildos. there are almost 7800 post on this thread. we don't say enough positive fun things but hell 2000+ on food.  Gotcha, let's try and be cute from your Mom's basement. maybe back off the asshole 16yo routine, gets old for educated UT alums that do support the program.  and the word you're looking for is logarehia - look it up, you'll learn something.

How do you know what distinguishes an anal dildo from any other orifice?

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Guys, you'll be shocked to know that someone has slipped into my DMs to call me a meanie. I'm not goint to say who, becuase that would be mean and I don't want to be known as a meanie online. But it's super serious and they wanted me to know I'm a little person on the internet and they're super succesful and an actual graduate from UT, which apparently I'm not. 

I might need a hug. And some more lube for this dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article A dildo, never MY dildo

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Guys, you'll be shocked to know that someone has slipped into my DMs to call me a meanie. I'm not goint to say who, becuase that would be mean and I don't want to be known as a meanie online. But it's super serious and they wanted me to know I'm a little person on the internet and they're super succesful and an actual graduate from UT, which apparently I'm not. 

I might need a hug. And some more lube for this dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never MY dildo

Does immamac need to start handing out agtags like fucking aggy to prove y’all’s worth. 

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6 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Does immamac need to start handing out agtags like fucking aggy to prove y’all’s worth. 

Fuck that shit. Outside of the fact that a poster's merit (both online and personally) has nothing to do with whether or not they graduated UT (immamac is an easy example) and its a stupid fucking caste system to create in the first place, and not having one adds an additional layer of separating the wheat from the chaff by posters who have the fucking bandwidth to have some memory of who other posters on the website are...it's not like some of us have been doing this for 10-30 years or so of our lives. 

Otherwise we're all just Spider2yBanana on the football board. 

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