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10 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Someday ctj and SC will be among the geriatrics that we bully off the board. Then me and my fellow youths will finally be able to instill our culture of love, acceptance, patience, natties, and just asking questions.

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15 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sir, we’re Gen X, not boomers. We’ve never had the numbers to create any kind of culture. And in already old. 
 

that being said your culture sounds turrible. 

Man I don’t know anything but I date a millennial 26 years younger and her generation sucks. No work ethic and tries to tell me how to run my business having never worked, but she sucks well.

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41 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Man I don’t know anything but I date a millennial 26 years younger and her generation sucks. No work ethic and tries to tell me how to run my business having never worked, but she sucks well.

She found someone to take care of her without working. She sounds a lot smarter than you.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

She found someone to take care of her without working. She sounds a lot smarter than you.

Well that’s the conundrum. I’m getting sex from someone 26 years younger and no the expense is cheaper than being married.  But yes she is still smarter than me.

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2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Youngs don’t do internet message boards.  It’s why all are aging and will die out in a generation. 

That’s a pretty sweeping generalization that I would challenge. I’m 33 and have been visiting shag/surly since I was in college.  Purely anecdotal, but I have several younger cousins/in laws that at least lurk on their respective teams’ message boards if not actively post. Like fresh out of college age.
 

At least for football stuff, football nerds will find other football nerds. That and reddit is a real bitch to navigate. 

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41 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

That’s a pretty sweeping generalization that I would challenge. I’m 33 and have been visiting shag/surly since I was in college.  Purely anecdotal, but I have several younger cousins/in laws that at least lurk on their respective teams’ message boards if not actively post. Like fresh out of college age.
 

At least for football stuff, football nerds will find other football nerds. That and reddit is a real bitch to navigate. 

If immamac for some reason decided to migrate Surly to Discord I’d probably have to off myself.

I have no idea how that place works. I’m a veteran of everything from dial-up BBSs with ASCII art to AOL Communities to message boards.

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2 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

That’s a pretty sweeping generalization that I would challenge. I’m 33 and have been visiting shag/surly since I was in college.  Purely anecdotal, but I have several younger cousins/in laws that at least lurk on their respective teams’ message boards if not actively post. Like fresh out of college age.
 

At least for football stuff, football nerds will find other football nerds. That and reddit is a real bitch to navigate. 


You're 33?!?!
 

 

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On 2/5/2025 at 12:29 AM, Helobious said:

I’m 31 since it seems to matter to several on here, and please don’t compare me to that idiot. A year or two ago Derka tried to goad us into a 1v1 basketball game after ztejas posted some video of himself taking jump shots and I made fun him for it. But I wasn’t going to drive all the way up to Austin just to fucking dogwalk some internet guy at a public court. That was the most extensive exchange I cared to have with him.

So, much like aggy, Helobious is undefeated in every game he's never played.

 

 

19 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I blame the TEMU bots on @hornlife 51 year old boomer ass for clicking on a bad link

A 51 year-old is Gen X, not a boomer, you dumbass punk.

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4 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

That’s a pretty sweeping generalization that I would challenge. I’m 33 and have been visiting shag/surly since I was in college.  Purely anecdotal, but I have several younger cousins/in laws that at least lurk on their respective teams’ message boards if not actively post. Like fresh out of college age.
 

At least for football stuff, football nerds will find other football nerds. That and reddit is a real bitch to navigate. 

Reddit is so much easier than boards. 

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