Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[closetojumping 64,716]

Getting a head start on the next cycle before some poor starts a thread and can't edit the title after posting it. 

This will be the cycle in which anuses needed to be fully prepared. 

Edited 8 hours ago by closetojumping

[HenryJames 66,761]

First!

[tejas60 3,541]

*ani

[closetojumping 64,716]

7 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

*ani

**anii?

[IDIOTsavant 8,670]

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Getting a head start on the next cycle before some poor starts a thread and can't edit the title after posting it. 

This will be the cycle in which anuses needed to be fully prepared. 

 

 

13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

First!

 

[Tex Pete 21,278]

And we're off to a spectacular start.

[Bigbend1812 12,998]

[Bevo 13,773]

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

[Wishbone 4,905]

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

I have no idea from a personal perspective. Trial and error? I am fairly certain that it’s got to be advantage over surprising an un-prepared anus though.

[Park Gothic 5,285]

Bold of you to assume there will still be a scholarship limit in 2025. 

[Bevo 13,773]

9 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I have no idea from a personal perspective. Trial and error? I am fairly certain that it’s got to be advantage over surprising an un-prepared anus though.

 

I know in a wreck that you are suppose to remain relaxed in order to minimize injury.

 

I assume the same is true with portal additions and subtractions..

Edited April 22 by Bevo

[Scholz 12,222]

26 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

Kegel exercises 

[closetojumping 64,716]

33 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

Aren't you both a doctor and someone who has previously talked on IPIHB about letting your wife peg you? I feel like you should be giving most of the rest of us the advice here.

[BornAndRaised 12,646]

CTJ kink shaming was not on my 2024 bingo card.

[Zhorn96 1,798]

 

PREPARE

[Bevo 13,773]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Aren't you both a doctor and someone who has previously talked on IPIHB about letting your wife peg you? I feel like you should be giving most of the rest of us the advice here.

I rarely PIHB.

 

[closetojumping 64,716]

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

CTJ kink shaming was not on my 2024 bingo card.

No shame from me. I was just looking to an expert. What other people do in their spare time, if they're not hurting other folks or animals, is their business, sir.

[TheBryMan81 2,599]

53 minutes ago, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

Pm futureman 

 

Or @NowThis

Edited April 22 by TheBryMan81

[MuellerHorn 4,558]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

No shame from me. I was just looking to an expert. What other people do in their spare time, if they're not hurting other folks or animals, is their business, sir.

This is as good a time as any to say, Fuck Baylor.

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

I have a buttplug training kit, in case anyone wants to borrow it.

[Redneck Mutha 8,139]

I was told previously not to worry about the numbers, but now thread title says I AM supposed to worry about the numbers?

[Mother mopar 3,367]

I have a used buttplug training kit, in case anyone wants to borrow it.

WTF

[TrashMaster G 17,937]

Prepare, huh? So, should I start stocking up on canned food?

[Park Gothic 5,285]

45 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Aren't you both a doctor and someone who has previously talked on IPIHB about letting your wife peg you? I feel like you should be giving most of the rest of us the advice here.

[Hornlover 8,884]

Okay, it's probably already time to burn this thread down and start a new one

[BurntOrange&White 41,343]

/r sounding

[Pato del Muerto 53,164]

[Hookem10 806]

3 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

 

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Leave tcu after the Georgia game out of this 

[Bevo14 8,468]

I was told not to worry about the numbers.

[BigHorn'13 3,470]

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

No shame from me. I was just looking to an expert. What other people do in their spare time, if they're not hurting other folks or animals, is their business, sir.

 

5 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

This is as good a time as any to say, Fuck Baylor.

And aggy, for that matter...

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,042]

6 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I have a buttplug training kit, in case anyone wants to borrow it.

 

[Hornlover 8,884]

6 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

I have a buttplug training kit, in case anyone wants to borrow it.

[RollLeft 5,057]

I've been out for months.  Wtf is going on? 

[DixonHur 11,880]

On 4/22/2024 at 12:37 PM, Bevo said:

How are we suppose to prepare those things?

[Blotto 23,876]

On 4/22/2024 at 1:41 PM, Thetexashammer said:

I have a buttplug training kit, in case anyone wants to borrow it.

Were you able to achieve your lifelong dream of becoming a buttplug? 

[Machinator 32,102]

Thinking about the RB room for spring 2025; with both Baxter and (probably) Clark) recovering from serious lower-body injuries, does the staff take someone in the winter portal window?

[Atticus 4,160]

Wisner, Gibson, maybe Gullette, Simon, Stewart, Baxter, Clark is a pretty full room already. Especially to be attractive to a back worth taking. 

Edited August 13 by Atticus

[Machinator 32,102]

Are Simon and Stewart early enrollees?

[billfromlaketravis 11,737]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Thinking about the RB room for spring 2025; with both Baxter and (probably) Clark) recovering from serious lower-body injuries, does the staff take someone in the winter portal window?

IT thinks it’s on the table. They prefaced it by saying it wouldn’t be a world beater, just a quality depth one year rental.

247 seems to have deleted the early enrollee clock symbol from their player profiles, so I’m not sure on Simon and Stewart. 

[Bevo 13,773]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Thinking about the RB room for spring 2025; with both Baxter and (probably) Clark) recovering from serious lower-body injuries, does the staff take someone in the winter portal window?

 

Yes

[Thiefery 5,056]

It's a guarantee that we take another RB come December.. Blue probably is gone after this season.. Having Baxter and Clark coming off major injuries.. Wisner, Gibson.. Still not deep enough even with the 2 freshmen coming in. Hopefully Gullette returns to the LB room and Niblett to the WR room 

[Wulaw Horn 19,513]

On 4/22/2024 at 11:47 AM, closetojumping said:

Getting a head start on the next cycle before some poor starts a thread and can't edit the title after posting it. 

This will be the cycle in which anuses needed to be fully prepared. 

Probably need a different thread title if they go to 105 scholarships. 
I have no good idea for an edit right now. 

[Bevo 13,773]

16 hours ago, Atticus said:

Wisner, Gibson, maybe Gullette, Simon, Stewart, Baxter, Clark is a pretty full room already. Especially to be attractive to a back worth taking. 

 

Baxter and Clark had severe injuries. The position will be open to competition next spring.  And with a strong NIL, a Manning at QB, a strong OL and WR and TE group, and well respected coaches we will have no problem finding someone good.

Edited August 14 by Bevo

[Katfid54 9,003]

No whammies, but the ability of a running back to recover from an achilles injury is dire.  RBs have shown they can recover from knee injuries and play at a high level.  But anything we get out of Christian Clark will be gravy.

WITH THAT SAID, I pray to sweet baby Jesus that this post ages as well as my Devin Duvernay hands take.

[RollLeft 5,057]

Machinator and Katfid both back in the same thread about the same time...hmmm

[Gut Wagon 8,212]

I just hate to see players go through so much only to end up with serious injuries. I know it's part of the game, and yes, they're getting some NIL...but moving halfway across the country to represent a program, only to then end up unable to contribute, has to be devastating. And that's true even if Baxter and Clark eventually return to form and suffer no further physical setbacks. For RBs in particular, the window doesn't stay open long. 

[Katfid54 9,003]

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I just hate to see players go through so much only to end up with serious injuries. I know it's part of the game, and yes, they're getting some NIL...but moving halfway across the country to represent a program, only to then end up unable to contribute, has to be devastating. And that's true even if Baxter and Clark eventually return to form and suffer no further physical setbacks. For RBs in particular, the window doesn't stay open long. 

[Gut Wagon 8,212]

34 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Well, yeah. But I still hate seeing guys miss their chance to play. Any school, any sport. 

[irishtexan 11,648]

5 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Machinator and Katfid both back in the same thread about the same time...hmmm

who the hell can tell them apart?

[futureman 22,634]

10 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

I just hate to see players go through so much only to end up with serious injuries. I know it's part of the game, and yes, they're getting some NIL...but moving halfway across the country to represent a program, only to then end up unable to contribute, has to be devastating. And that's true even if Baxter and Clark eventually return to form and suffer no further physical setbacks. For RBs in particular, the window doesn't stay open long. 

well if they can’t make it to the league hopefully they graduate and use their degree.