Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[Hornius Emeritus 12684]

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

Would be neat to have a good GM for this situation

I just read that Stanford has made Andrew Luck the GM of their football program.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/42693219/stanford-brings-ex-star-qb-andrew-luck-home-new-gm

[Post Oak 20497]

2 hours ago, MrX said:

Miller Moss is so meh. 

His mom however.

 

[Red Five 41408]

Hoochie momma is right. 

[FunkSoulBrother 963]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

His mom however.

 

She's decked out in burnt orange

[UncleSonny 6788]

Bread in, bread out 

[pacman 7456]

Concepcion from NC State covered earlier but has some fun highlights on ESPN

https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/38765311

https://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/42151019

Edited December 2 by pacman

[Radical Larry 28762]

17 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Bread in, bread out 

[BornAndRaised 12647]

 

 

[texifornia 58345]

33 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Bread in, bread out 

Went through all the trouble to keep a guy who was at minimum pretty creepy around women around and he went on to do jackshit.

[Redneck Mutha 8139]

22 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

Demon Clowney and Rocky Beers, All Name Team 2024.

[closetojumping 64725]

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Went through all the trouble to keep a guy who was at minimum pretty creepy around women around and he went on to do jackshit.

At one point, he was under investigation as a campus serial rapist.  I expect him to land at Baylor, Oklahoma or Penn State shortly.

[Rockwell Torrey 1348]

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

His mom however.

 

Very rude

[Rimbo 26709]

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

His mom however.

 

2, X, 1

(Talk to me in about 10 years, the ratings may change)

Edited December 2 by Rimbo

[RollLeft 5057]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

2, X, 1

(Talk to me in about 10 years, the ratings may change)

[Bevo 13776]

17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

At one point, he was under investigation as a campus serial rapist.  I expect him to land at Baylor, Oklahoma or Penn State shortly.

 

He was raping women, right?

[Rimbo 26709]

Oh, she has in fact graduated from college... ugh high school, despite looking 15 in that photo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8i0B5Btuv1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

so, 3, 1, 2.

edit: Would appear to be Stanford Online High School, and not Stanford U, ergo... she is still a bit young

NEVERMIND

 

 

i mean I'm still gonna creep on her anyway

Edited December 3 by Rimbo

[texifornia 58345]

There it is

 

[texifornia 58345]

A couple of notable QB names (also, Fawcett is now pretty much the quickest and most comprehensive Portal news account, which I'm obviously thrilled with).

 

[FunkSoulBrother 963]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There it is

 

Did he get his church at least?

[DixonHur 11881]

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

There it is

 

4 tackles in 2 years?  Hell, even Sydir has 7.

[DixonHur 11881]

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Does Huge Freeze take him at Auburn?  

[crash_davis 23414]

53 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Oh, she has in fact graduated from college, despite looking 15 in that photo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8i0B5Btuv1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

so, 3, 1, 2.

 

She looks expensive to please.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13294]

On 12/2/2024 at 7:24 AM, perfectchaos007 said:

Kevin Concepcion

Getting him would be immaculate.

[Junior Bonner 6365]

5 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Getting him would be immaculate.

[Huckleberry 34164]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

She looks expensive to please.

What do you mean? She can't even afford enough fabric to conceal her daughter's underwear for a Christmas photo.

[tokamak 6637]

36 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

What do you mean? She can't even afford enough fabric to conceal her daughter's underwear for a Christmas photo.

And we thank her for that

[BigHornedLurker 2087]

41 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

What do you mean? She can't even afford enough fabric to conceal her daughter's underwear for a Christmas photo.

*scrolls back up* 

[Mitch Hedberg 2108]

7 hours ago, Post Oak said:

His mom however.

 

 

 

Is there a Mr Moss, Mrs Moss?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13042]

7 hours ago, Post Oak said:

His mom however.

 

God damn.i want Miller Moss as a friend now. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22868]

Here's the first good DL to enter.

 

[UDontKnow 10557]

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Here's the first good DL to enter.

 

 

He's a take on name alone!

[BurntOrange&White 41345]

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

He's a take on name alone!

I’d definitely take him over Gavriel Pussyfoot

[HenryJames 66773]

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Here's the first good DL to enter.

[mr. sunshine 2840]

10 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

He's a take on name alone!

He'll wreck your Edmund, Fitzgerald

[Gut Wagon 8212]

18 hours ago, Post Oak said:

His mom however.

 

Nimble little minx(es) 

[BornAndRaised 12647]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

35 games played, 27 starts. 37 tackles this year with 8 in a single game against Hawaii. He’d be a one year rental with only a single year of eligibility left.

[Kwix 2435]

 

[skipmcgee 303]

1 minute ago, Kwix said:

 

I’ll take him.

[HenryJames 66773]

Bah gawd that's @Helobious' music!

[HenryJames 66773]

[RandomIdoit 726]

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

There it is

 

Dindy Nuffin at aggy

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1622]

14 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Here's the first good DL to enter.

 

Any relation to Gordon Lightfoot?

[Scholz 12223]

10 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

[Kwix 2435]

For comparison:

[Post Oak 20497]

15 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Any relation to Gordon Lightfoot?

We'll done

[taybo20 3000]

2 minutes ago, Kwix said:

For comparison:

I should go inside these numbers…I wonder what the kids % would be playing in a milder climate, which also assumes he was kicking in colder conditions regularly at the end of the season

[skipmcgee 303]

Not crazy about the missed XPs, but definitely seems to have a better leg.  Bert is near useless past 40yds

[Kwix 2435]

 

[UncleSonny 6788]

He was productive with Liberty in 2023, didn’t do a ton this season. 

[TwiceHorn 31868]

15 hours ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

 

 

Is there a Mr Moss, Mrs Moss?

An 81 year old architect.  She seems fairly accomplished herself.  Also appears they are divorced or separated.