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9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Don’t love it, but feel like with our DT situation Bear might be a real possibility. How was he this year, mediocre as usual?

A quick check of the stats shows he had 5 tackles and no sacks in 3 games.  I believe that comes to about 100k per tackle.

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Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HenryJames
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This is going to be like the Hershel Walker trade to the Vikings where we sent Hudson Card to Purdue and then they sent us like 5 players in return.

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24 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Don’t love it, but feel like with our DT situation Bear might be a real possibility. How was he this year, mediocre as usual?

imo it's even more reason NOT to bring him in. With no established culture in that room bc of attrition, one guy can poison it a lot easier

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32 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Don’t love it, but feel like with our DT situation Bear might be a real possibility. How was he this year, mediocre as usual?

There’s 3-5 names I think that are being enticed to the portal. The Purdue DT imo is either due diligence or a pleasant surprise.

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55 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Both USC and Florida On3 mods said Keeshawn Silver (Kentucky DT transfer) is asking for 7 figures. Florida apparently offered him well below that so it might come down to USC vs Michigan. 

Damn, a grad transfer NT asking 7 figs... new era indeed. Read it took him 3 years to see the field (after trasnsferring) and then only because of injury in front of him. He's played decent, but there was always been a question of "want to" with him. I guessing 7 figs in southern California might not be a good combo in that regard.

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1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

No, baby. Don't do that. 

 

 


He's a double agent, still working for Sark. He goes to Auburn, they look at his physique, and offer him 1.5 million. He goes to Auburn and then beats A&M. Then, if he somehow manages to get Auburn to the conference championship (against us, of course), he gets sick on the morning of the game while going to pick up his 100k bonus which, strangely, comes in a burnt-orange envelope. Mission accomplished, the next season he's back at Texas as a graduate assistant.  

4-D chess.

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It's OK guys, these kinds of mass exodus situations always happen when there's an entirely new coaching staff. A new head coach wants to take that first year to get rid of the old locker room cancers and get HIS guys in. First year coach problems. Gotta drink from the firehose!

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18 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Time to work at Buc-ee's 

18 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Needs to wear that big foam helmet crown during games 

Mark Kelso says "Helllooooo"

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Impossible. Mike Farrell swore he was better than Arch Manning. 

He also said Raiola would be a superior QB than Manning, so we all know Farrell is a moron 

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Great movie 

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1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Cole Brevard 

visiting us and pony

 

 

That explains why the 995ers were so confused. He's in Texas but not at Texas today.

As long as the Ponies don't get silly with their offer and we actually think he's worth the investment, we should be fine.

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17 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I bet Castiglione's phone is melting from all the angry booster calls.

I'm pretty sure that's the salacious pics of all his page-boy interns. 

30 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Mother of God we can't lose DT to SMU.   Even if he sucks we just need bodies at this point lol

Yeah, we should make sure to pay a DT who averaged 1.5 tackles and .1 sacks per game over 3 years and 24 games for Purdue, just because your fee fees can't handle losing him to SMU. 

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