Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok

[Pato del Muerto 53620]

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

I know this will piss me off when we eventually get onto lane’s crosshairs but it’s so fun to watch him do it to others. Especially aggy. 
maybe he and sark are cool enough that he wouldn’t, but I don’t think he gives a shit in the end. 

[Kwix 2497]

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Kiffin trolling aggy never gets old

[Red Five 41799]

Probably not best for this thread, but I hope/wonder if they’ll be able to use Moore and Simmons at the same time with Sorrell being gone, or if they need a bigger body for the sorrell spot 

Cheetah package. With Burke/Vasek/Lance Jackson inside.

[Thiefery 5112]

Maybe it's Tacario?

[victory88 5785]

If it’s a secret visit, then I imagine it’s a player that isn’t in the portal and likely on a team that has a game coming up.  Otherwise why would there be a need to keep it a secret. 

[BurntOrange&White 42025]

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

If it’s a secret visit, then I imagine it’s a player that isn’t in the portal and likely on a team that has a game coming up.  Otherwise why would there be a need to keep it a secret. 

I don't think our staff woud do that as that violates rules. 

 

[Teryor 5019]

Is this worthy of a new thread? 

[Dbeasy 15614]

34 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Moore is the Moore replacement. He’s coming back barring something super unforseen

That’s a perfect replacement for Moore. I can’t think of anyone that would be as similar. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

7 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Probably not best for this thread, but I hope/wonder if they’ll be able to use Moore and Simmons at the same time with Sorrell being gone, or if they need a bigger body for the sorrell spot 

I read elsewhere that they're looking at sliding Burke into the 3 situationally and that Vasek should be a dependable, potentially disruptive Jack. They're also looking to give Moore some reps at OLB to enhance his draft stock.

If all of that actually happens, we can play both Moore and Simmons with additional pass rush juice inside + the best MLB in the country. It'd be....salty. Burke is going to be the key, though. His versatility opens a lot of interesting doors. Well, Burke and a guy that can hog double teams for Ant.

[RGBIII 23020]

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

[Hornlover 8947]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There’s potentially someone super secret on campus right now. 

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

If I knew ... anything for sure

...

I cleared out the pedantry for a minute, at least. 

Guys, I hate to break it to you, but there's nobody secret on campus. This was just ctj doing a "You guys should stop with the autistic shenanigans" misdirection. 

[Ricky Butler 2809]

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I don't think our staff woud do that as that violates rules. 

 

I do love the idea that a poster thinks that Surly has a better grasp of protocol than the staff. 

[CosmoDog 389]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Mel Tormé?

Mel never ran a sub 5.0 forty.

Hard pass.

[WBT 21023]

7 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Vasek should be...dependable

[BurntOrange&White 42025]

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

[Daichee Bell 3104]

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

 

[Richter 2428]

[TexEx15 17963]

 

[TXpride 609]

4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Nice. Two more with hopefully at least one difference maker and the DL should be set.

[SarkAfterDark 1761]

Are we sure the possible secret visitor is a transfer candidate? There is nothing secret about being in the portal and I doubt we’d operate outside of that.

[MrX 805]

Could be that he’s in the portal but not yet announced - isn’t there a 48 hour window or something 

[closetojumping 65544]

The “secret” notion is just that the staff is locked down regarding the portal. They’re not divulging anything to anyone. Info is coming from players only. So some folks think one or more portal guys are on campus this weekend. Just don’t know who. 

[HtownHorn 15235]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The “secret” notion is just that the staff is locked down regarding the portal. They’re not divulging anything to anyone. Info is coming from players only. So some folks think one or more portal guys are on campus this weekend. Just don’t know who. 

Supposedly Duce Robinson is on a campus somewhere this weekend, wouldn't be shocked if it was him.

[SydneyCarton 49537]

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

I want to thank @Helobious for his work in hydraulics, because his pump-jack work was fucking on point. 

Edited December 14 by SydneyCarton

[Post Oak 20595]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

A&M thought they had Jaylon Braxton locked up and he announced for Ole Miss

 

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

 

[sith_horn 2537]

52 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

              

[Wiler77 1632]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The “secret” notion is just that the staff is locked down regarding the portal. They’re not divulging anything to anyone. Info is coming from players only. So some folks think one or more portal guys are on campus this weekend. Just don’t know who. 

We're gonna need some lottery numbers with this 9.95 info

[chiu1040 116]

Hopefully prevents other schools from trying to drive up the price.

[Hermanator 7716]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

[Sgt Hulk 14479]

Helbious gonna be using mouth soon 

[RabidM 2775]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Helbious gonna be using mouth soon 

Don't make it weird. 

[Js1 87326]

2 days, 3 transfers. Sark ain’t fucking around - upgrade our punting, Gbenda replacement and now a DT to go along with retaining Sydir Mitchell 

TE, another DT, a kicker and a WR or two and baby, we got a stew going for Arch and Co in ‘25

[Schulz2.0 29311]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

 

[Daichee Bell 3104]

14 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Don't make it weird. 

hawktulobius? 

[Hermanator 7716]

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

2 days, 3 transfers. Sark ain’t fucking around - upgrade our punting, Gbenda replacement and now a DT to go along with retaining Sydir Mitchell 

TE, another DT, a kicker and a WR or two and baby, we got a stew going for Arch and Co in ‘25

Absolutely have to get at least 2 more DTs 

[Laxtonto 13328]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Warm those palms up puta @Helobious

[Daichee Bell 3104]

11 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

 

I absolutely loved this song when I was about six or seven years old. Remember running around the house, singing it. Guessing my dad found it hilarious but my mom was mortified.
 

[Wulaw Horn 19600]

We ended up with a better LB than I thought we needed. I hope this means we either got a screaming deal or even have more money to spend than I thought. 
Purdue DT seems good. Add the UCF kid and another guy the quality of the Purdue kid and with what we have returning and freshmen showing up in January I’m gruntled. 
then, we need a stud PK and top end WR and everything else is probably more want than need. Great first week in the portal. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18175]

@immamac can we dip into some Burnt Ends funds to get this for Helobius

 

[RomaVicta 30663]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The “secret” notion is just that the staff is locked down regarding the portal. They’re not divulging anything to anyone. Info is coming from players only. So some folks think one or more portal guys are on campus this weekend. Just don’t know who. 

Is it as big a deal as Pool Party?

[Hookem2147 22056]

Lee Hunter (UCF DT) visiting next week, per IT

[RomaVicta 30663]

54 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

Hopefully prevents other schools from trying to drive up the price.

I think that's in the hands of the players to start an auction. Texas being quiet doesn't prevent their agents from testing the waters. Maybe Sark just doesn't want the circus element.

[BurntOrange&White 42025]

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We ended up with a better LB than I thought we needed. I hope this means we either got a screaming deal or even have more money to spend than I thought. 
Purdue DT seems good. Add the UCF kid and another guy the quality of the Purdue kid and with what we have returning and freshmen showing up in January I’m gruntled. 
then, we need a stud PK and top end WR and everything else is probably more want than need. Great first week in the portal. 

A RB

[Davis Lane 6015]

43 minutes ago, Js1 said:

2 days, 3 transfers. Sark ain’t fucking around - upgrade our punting, Gbenda replacement and now a DT to go along with retaining Sydir Mitchell 

TE, another DT, a kicker and a WR or two and baby, we got a stew going for Arch and Co in ‘25

[Pato del Muerto 53620]

Do we know about golden’s plans yet?  Wingo, golden, and Moore is a great starting 3.  May need to fill out the room, but might not need a guaranteed game breaker. 

[BurntOrange&White 42025]

[Hornmatic 304]

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Don't make it weird. 

It won’t be. Unless he makes eye contact or something. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6312]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

2 days, 3 transfers. Sark ain’t fucking around - upgrade our punting, Gbenda replacement and now a DT to go along with retaining Sydir Mitchell 

TE, another DT, a kicker and a WR or two and baby, we got a stew going for Arch and Co in ‘25

Props for the AD reference.

[Hornius Emeritus 12844]

 

 

 

[HenryJames 67500]

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 

Their starting nickel.