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2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

6) LB we have Hill. Lefau, Barnes, Gullette, and Simmons can drop back like he's been doing. Maybe they'll try and make Akana a  LB since he can't seem to put on the weight needed for Edge, so you may be right about taking the right one

U forgot Tyanthony Smith

36 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If you want to be triggered, go back and look at the 2022 DL haul of Bledsoe, Ross, Swanson, and Bryant and look where it is now.

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Oh look, somebody is worried about the numbers.

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The last two pages of this thread are so fucking terrible that they closed the portal. 

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Negged for quoting a buffoon. I’m going to start negging everyone who quotes him. Time for deterrence.  

OH NOES!!!!!!!! NO THE DREADED DOWN-VOTE!!!!! 

Why are.you so sensitive? Is it because your wife makes you wear the gimp suit before your pegging? I've never in my life seen someone so insecure, even on a message board. It's truly a sight to see, and I love seeing you upset. It's like Christmas. And you think people will care if you give them a down-vote? Who the fuck cares about dumb shit like that? You have to be a blast at parties lulz

 

Everyone, pay attention. CTJ will hand out those down-votes if you talk to someone. Be prepared for hurt feelings from the message board messiah

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Sucks to lose Niblett because you can’t teach speed, but we have an embarrassment of riches at the position group and Sark grabbed Bolden in the portal as our burner this year. I can see why he would feel passed over if that’s the case. Best of luck to the young man.

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14 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

1) I can only see them taking a RB if he's a stud, rather than scrambling like this year with Gardner. Like, say, one of the backs from Bama (Richard Young/Justice Haynes)

2) WR probably 2 if they're the right guys (hopefully that kid from NC State and someone else from an elite school)

3) DT for sure, but those are unicorns. Maybe they take a flyer on Near Alexander (I dunno if he's too much poison), but yeah, I have faith they'll find at least 2

4) TE I doubt just because we have Shannon. Washington, Randle, hopefully Niblack is back, and Townsend is a freak who will play early 

5) I think we have plenty of DBs who c a n fill the Barron role, even if they're young. Kobe Black has looked really good 

6) LB we have Hill. Lefau, Barnes, Gullette, and Simmons can drop back like he's been doing. Maybe they'll try and make Akana a  LB since he can't seem to put on the weight needed for Edge, so you may be right about taking the right one

7) OL we seem to have some dudes like Hutson at center, Campbell at RG. Goosby LT, Baker RT, Neto LG, and we have more in the pipeline like Cruz Kibble (who has apparently looked great), Chatman, Cojoe, Stroh, Agbo, and it shit goes south we have the incoming class (God forbid if we have to play any of them) 

These are just my personal guesses

 There's absolutely no way Blue is going pro with his fumbling issues. The guy, for whatever reason, canmot seem to grasp the concept of using both arms to hold the ball when going down. He'll either transfer, or he'll be a role player. Imo. 

Damnit stop changing your name and avatar. I read that whole post before I realized it was you. 

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2 minutes ago, Gordon Shumway said:

Damnit stop changing your name and avatar. I read that whole post before I realized it was you. 

That was the first post of his with that handle that you noticed something was off? 

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I'm sure there are quite a few people on here that have some connection to the Taaffe family, my "source" thinks he goes to the NFL after this year, with the assumption he has some reassurances he will get drafted. Kinda surprised me but if pro football is his dream then I don't blame him for going after the season he's had. 

 

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm sure there are quite a few people on here that have some connection to the Taaffe family, my "source" thinks he goes to the NFL after this year, with the assumption he has some reassurances he will get drafted. Kinda surprised me but if pro football is his dream then I don't blame him for going after the season he's had. 

 

Taafe leaving early to play in the NFL was not on my bingo card in 2022. 

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm sure there are quite a few people on here that have some connection to the Taaffe family, my "source" thinks he goes to the NFL after this year, with the assumption he has some reassurances he will get drafted. Kinda surprised me but if pro football is his dream then I don't blame him for going after the season he's had. 

 

Good for him. I imagine the list of players who walked on at a Blueblood program, earned a scholarship, won a starting job, then declared early and got drafted is a pretty damn short list. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

He's about to make himself a lot of money

 

He's easily one of the most fun players in CFB to watch this year. Here's hoping he goes to a school I like so I can root for him next year. 

1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

coach just went to Utah State and his OC to Utah.  I'd be pretty surprised if he isn't in the state of Utah next year

Maybe Utah, but I can't see him ending up at Utah State. He's very good, and I expect he'll have some big offers. 

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1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Diego Pavia 2.0. He'll have lots of offers, but the fit would be specific. I'd not be surprised to see Notre Dame make a run at him, but that's probably the ceiling. 

Miami wouldn't have to change their offense that much from this year if they get him. I'm not sure how many blueblood offers he'll get, but I could definitely see him land at a Big 12 school next year and tear up the conference. 

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I gotta hand it to some of you guys.  Real college football fanatics.  Blows my mind that ya'll can confidently discuss the play of a qb from the New Mexico Lobos.  I didn't even know this person existed or that Bronco Mendenhall was their coach until this morning. 

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1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Miami wouldn't have to change their offense that much from this year if they get him. I'm not sure how many blueblood offers he'll get, but I could definitely see him land at a Big 12 school next year and tear up the conference. 

There are rumors coming from Aggie side that Klein wants to get Avery Johnson from K-State

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