Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[westexhorn 2139]

Damn helobious getting bukake'd right now 

[Rimbo 26719]

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

You can also use 2-3 TEs at the same time 

3 TEs? But you only have two hands...

Wait. What were we talking about again?

[Js1 86397]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

3 TEs? But you only have two hands...

Amateur 

[JesusSweatDuck 17999]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

@Helobious

Some tips for @Helobious

 

[Rimbo 26719]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Amateur 

Well yeah, I'm just ordinary straight with an occasional funny feeling every time I see Chris Hemsworth, not Super Duper Mega Straight with the cock-handling skills of a high end hooker.

[Hookem2147 21669]

16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

IT confirming Purdue DT Cole Brevard will be on campus today too

*correction, will be on campus tomorrow 

[The Dog 44645]

 

[BlackCat 474]

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It’s a real joy to think of a perfect gif and scroll seconds down to see you don’t even have to go to the trouble of finding it. Hat tip sir. 

[kevwun 16097]

He will be going pro in something other than football.

[RandomIdoit 732]

11 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Damn helobious getting bukake'd right now 

 

[Not a cat 5746]

Helo after filling out our DT class-

[Newy25 7848]

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

He’s a complete bust. Riley knew he was a bust a few weeks after he arrived on campus. 

[6th Street 6629]

So to re-hash our portal targets are

Max Klare, TE Purdue, 3rd team all Big 10

Cole Brevard, DT Purdue

Tacario Davis, DB Arizona

 

 

 

[texifornia 58365]

Just now, 6th Street said:

So to re-hash our portal targets are

Max Klare, TE Purdue, 3rd team all Big 10

Cole Brevard, DT Purdue

Tacario Davis, DB Arizona

Davis hasn't actually set up a visit yet.

Brandon Tucker, LB from ETAMU, has one set up, though.

[HenryJames 66847]

10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He’s a complete bust. Riley knew he was a bust a few weeks after he arrived on campus. 

Riley should have known he was a bust before he took him as his only quarterback in that class.

[Gene Parmesan 4059]

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Has this dude even logged PT anywhere?  It's one thing to be 5 star bust like Arnold/Weigman where you at least look competent enough in practice to get on the field and suck, but this dude can't even convince a coach to let him on the field.

[Vertigo 20441]

11 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He’s a complete bust. Riley knew he was a bust a few weeks after he arrived on campus. 

Impossible. Mike Farrell swore he was better than Arch Manning. 

[NoName 17006]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Riley should have known he was a bust before he took him as his only quarterback in that class.

Riley recruited him for years and avoided even talking any other qb in the class like the plague. Gigantic swing and a miss by dry brisket boy.

[Newy25 7848]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Riley should have known he was a bust before he took him as his only quarterback in that class.

He was so heavily invested in Nelson that it was hard to look at him objectively. That was a four year recruitment. It fooled ESPN to make him the number one recruit in the 2023 class. I’m not sure any recruiting service has missed so badly on a recruit than ESPN on Nelson. 

[Newy25 7848]

4 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Has this dude even logged PT anywhere?  It's one thing to be 5 star bust like Arnold/Weigman where you at least look competent enough in practice to get on the field and suck, but this dude can't even convince a coach to let him on the field.

I think he got a little PT in mop up duty at Boise this year. They apparently told him his NIL would not be renewed. 

[closetojumping 64777]

I’m seeing a lot of worrying about the numbers here. Get a hold of yourselves. The only person around here needing to worry about numbers right now is Helobious. 

[Vito Andolini 9320]

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

Riley recruited him for years and avoided even talking any other qb in the class like the plague. 

Uh yeah, thankfully that could’ve never happened here… 

[Newy25 7848]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Uh yeah, thankfully that could’ve never happened here… 

I’m squinting so hard that I could not even read this post. 

[Burt Macklin 19197]

22 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

He and Johntay Cook are going to absolutely kill it at Prairie View A&M next year. 

[irishtexan 11668]

A reminder that ESPN rated Malachi Nelson as the number 1 overall recruit, and they had Arch at number 5, also behind Dante Moore and Jackson Arnold, both of which have also transferred. 

[closetojumping 64777]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

He and Johntay Cook are going to absolutely kill it at Prairie View A&M next year. 

Remember ATM’s big push for Nelson? I’m hoping that love affair can get rekindled. 

[Vito Andolini 9320]

At first,I was, “Damn, this guy has used up his eligibility, otherwise he could come in and help Helo.” But then I realized he can come in immediately as  a GA and get to work on the transfers as Helobius’ intern. 

[closetojumping 64777]

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

A reminder that ESPN rated Malachi Nelson as the number 1 overall recruit, and they had Arch at number 5, also behind Dante Moore and Jackson Arnold, both of which have also transferred. 

I know I’ve belabored it before, but I have friends who were involved with the ESPN and On3 ratings. In both situations, contemporaneously, they said the guys running the ratings did not want to rate Manning #1 overall because of the fear of being wrong. They got bullied by dimwits like Mike Farrell and Billy Liucci running around social media touting Manning as a 3 star player with a 5 star name. 

Those guys all deserve to be mocked every time they mention a ranking. 

[RomaVicta 30378]

Hi, I'm almost a college quarterback. What do you do?

I'm head JV cheerleader.

[Dbeasy 15464]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This feels like revisionist history.

I don't remember any of those guys being flagged as "big risks" whatsoever when they came out. Some folks weren't as high on Ross becuase of concerns, but "big risk" seems like a stretch. Everyone assumed a kid on a college S&C and nutrition program would be able to gain 20-25 pounds on a college nutrition and S&C program. Instead the fucking guy came in and lost 10. I feel like that's a pretty rare occurrence.

Mitchell was coveted by everyone at the time, including GA, and he was a big win. Yes, he was a big body, but everyone was high on that guy, and he still has great qualities. His problem is his head. I don't remember ANY large segment of guys saying he was a Finch from wildcats style fatbody who would never amount to anything. This shit is what's happening in retrospect. 

I don't really remember any of Bryant's recruitment either way.

Odd that no one is mentioning Jaray Beldooe here, who basically enrolled academically by the skin of his teeth, and succesfully doing that was a shock to many. People threw around terms like "learning disability" at the time, yet we never hear that mentioned as part of his bust factor. 

Big risk was the wrong word. I would more accurately just say “risk”. Davis had struck out on his top few targets and these guys were the next level down, and it was discussed on the board that some of these guys were undersized or were motivation risks (like Mitchell). A few on the board were “over the moon” about the takes, and tried to shut down any discussion of limitations of those takes. My only point is that a lot of the posters, myself included, knew there were some risks with that whole group, so the current situation is not a surprise to me at all. 

[tokamak 6654]

Purdue guys pulling up like

[cmontexas 3318]

Nelson was California High School player of the year as a SOPHOMORE

[Tex-19 2945]

Who knew Hudson Card has been a mole at Purdue this whole time. What a guy!

For real, hope we get that TE though. And bring the safety with him. 

[Harvdog 2406]

Helobius is a 5 star on a Polish double date 

https://ifunny.co/video/aVcQlbs19?s=cl

[MonkeyDoughnut 10690]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

This is a kid whose career was screwed up by a poor choice and an overly involved dad. Kid should have had shoulder surgery when he was injured as Jr in HS but didn't want to miss his Sr year and dad agreed to stick with plan.  He waits until after his senior season and arrived at USC still recovering... they pushed him too quickly to return and he has never recovered.

Edited 1 hour ago by MonkeyDoughnut

[BurntOrange&White 41360]

41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Remember ATM’s big push for Nelson? I’m hoping that love affair can get rekindled. 

That flirtation cost them another QB, right?

[Pato del Muerto 53182]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That flirtation cost them another QB, right?

Novosod?

[MrX 777]

1 hour ago, BlackCat said:

It’s a real joy to think of a perfect gif and scroll seconds down to see you don’t even have to go to the trouble of finding it. Hat tip sir. 

A hat tip isn’t the type of tip Helo is thinking about 

[Js1 86397]

43 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

At first,I was, “Damn, this guy has used up his eligibility, otherwise he could come in and help Helo.” But then I realized he can come in immediately as  a GA and get to work on the transfers as Helobius’ intern. 

Holy shit, my drag name.

[BurntOrange&White 41360]

Gerry Hamilton

 

 

Portal: Some early names to know

It's here! Texas is hosting a pair of visitors out of the portal today. Purdue transfer Max Klare (TE) and Cole Brevard (DL) are on campus in Austin. 

Along with players beginning to visit Texas, there is also a few names we are monitoring to see if they enter the portal. One of those is USC WR Zachariah Branch (5-10, 175). 

OnTexasFootball continues to update and provide some names of note, potentially, that are already in the portal. 

Tight end
Max Klare, 6-4, 240, Purdue (sophomore)
2024 stats: 51 receptions, 685 yards and 4 TD's. Third team All-Big 10

Defensive line
Cole Brevard, 6-3, 335, Purdue (senior)
2024 stats: Over 400 snaps, 19 tackles, 1.5 sacks

Kelby Collins, 6-4, 275, Florida (sophomore)
Florida stats: 29 tackles, 1.5 sacks

Note: There are at least three more names we expect to add to this list. 

Defensive back
Tacario Davis, CB, 6-4, 190, Arizona (junior)
2024 stats: 43 tackles, 6 PBU's

Dillon Thieneman, S, 6-0, 205, Purdue (sophomore)
2024 stats: 104 tackles, 6 PBU's, 1 sack

Dalton Johnson, S, 5-11, 202, Arizona (junior)
2024 stats: 104 tackles, 6 PBU's, 1 sack
Note: Contrary to reports that Texas is the favorite, he just receiving a look from the Horns at this point. 

Punter
Keelan Crimmins, 6-3, 225, Purdue (junior)
2024 stats: 44.9 average (41.8 net) on 64 punts, including 17 inside the 20

Jack Bouwmeester, 6-3, 200, Utah (junior)
2024 stats: 44.9 average (41.8 net) on 64 punts, including 17 inside the 20

[Pato del Muerto 53182]

Any other punters that had 64 punts for 44.9 avg (41.8 net) with 17 inside the 20 that we can bring in?

they don’t even have to be 6’3, we can just list them as such. 

Edited 46 minutes ago by Pato del Muerto

[bad_teammate 13451]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Any other punters that had 64 punts for 44.9 avg (41.8 net) with 17 inside the 20 that we can bring in?

need air density measurements, prevailing winds, moon cycles

[Richter 2357]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I’m seeing a lot of worrying about the numbers here. Get a hold of yourselves. The only person around here needing to worry about numbers right now is Helobious. 

 

We need to support Helobius in these trying times...

 

[Nigel Tufnel 208]

52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Hi, I'm almost a college quarterback. What do you do?

I'm head JV cheerleader.

Huh…waddaya know?  I thought lead singer for Thin Lizzy died.

Edited 42 minutes ago by Nigel Tufnel

[DixonHur 11882]

Have any kickers of note been mentioned as possibly visiting Texas?

I know people on here are keen to land a punter, but I feel like a reliable kicker is much more important.

We didn't lose any games because of Kern, but you could argue that Bert cost us the SEC championship.

[Helobious 9604]

Branch from USC might be a must-have. He was absolutely electric his freshman year especially on returns. Not sure what happened this year but I think Sark’s system is what he needs

[6th Street 6629]

How is Purdue not in the CFP right now?

[boilerhorn 1567]

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

IT confirming Purdue DT Cole Brevard will be on campus today too

Perfect day for him to be here. Sunny with a high of 63.

West Lafayette today high of 22 and grey. 

[texifornia 58365]

6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Have any kickers of note been mentioned as possibly visiting Texas?

I know people on here are keen to land a punter, but I feel like a reliable kicker is much more important.

We didn't lose any games because of Kern, but you could argue that Bert cost us the SEC championship.

We all know we need one. The only one mentioned so far is that the SMU kicker might bounce after the Playoffs.

[Js1 86397]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We all know we need one. The only one mentioned so far is that the SMU kicker might bounce after the Playoffs.

Yeah, it's been heavily implied the SMU kicker will be lured into the portal by Texas