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  On 12/16/2024 at 8:27 PM, pacman said:

Why does he look 45 years old?

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Some men take rejection much harder than others.

  On 12/16/2024 at 10:30 PM, Leanderman said:

Just a freshman. give him a break.

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Poor choice of words, considering the state of the RB room. 
 

In all seriousness, the RB room has been the biggest twist of fate of the year. Between the losses due to injuries, Blue (who we thought would be a huge factor), going full Blue, Gibson hardly seeing the field because he shouldn’t, and Wisner carrying the load… 

Nobody would have written a script remotely close to this last spring, and it’s a big reason for many of the offensive struggles.

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  On 12/16/2024 at 1:47 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

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Sucks. I really wanted this kid to do well here. He's gonna be a good one when he gets settled and doesn't have to compete with 5 others for a spot. 

  On 12/16/2024 at 2:26 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Internet getting spotty up here…can’t make out your post…I’m sure it’s great…. Wi

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I laughed way too hard at this 

  On 12/15/2024 at 9:42 PM, DixonHur said:

Except the real life Rudy sucked

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Thanks for ruining the movie for me, asshole. 

  On 12/16/2024 at 9:06 AM, Victor Lazlo said:

My man, you should really take a break.

Sark is a moron if he doesn’t recruit a particular player that you covet?

 

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Yes. I want it, and I want it now, God damnit! But also, I really want Haynes. Dude would absolutely kill it here with Baxter (assuming he's good to go, and if not, we still have a contingency plan). 

  On 12/16/2024 at 10:26 AM, Schulz2.0 said:

Wisner is better as a complimentary back. Sark has mainly ran inside zone to pair with the deep passing game. We struggled to run inside zone this season because neither Wisner or Blue are suited to run it. Blue and Gibson keep fumbling. Baxter and Clark are coming off major injuries.

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Exactly. But people will still be like "They're starter level players!!!" Yeah, if you want to throw in the flat or even screens. They're too small to run up the middle unless it's against bad teams up front. Other than that, we've seen them get shut the fuck down when they have a spy on them. 

  On 12/16/2024 at 3:46 PM, South Austin said:

Yeah, that was a weird take.  He's a true freshman who's never taken a snap, and coming off an Achilles injury.  Not sure why Funk Dr. gave him the label as our "primary back."  

And we'll see how Clark recovers.  Jonathan Gray was never the same after his Achilles injury, though many think he didn't have a lot of mileage left after getting overworked in high school.

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I've been packing my ex-wife's shit so I may have confused he and Baxter. I dunno. I'm fucking ready to be done with this shit so I can relax. 

  On 12/16/2024 at 5:24 PM, SydneyCarton said:

It's not about absurd demands, the made up part is the dumb fucks just picked shit becuase they believe NIL contracts would look like a coaching contract. Newsflash, they do not. Explain how a marketing agreement or product sponsorship covers "medical injury time off" or "hotel arragements." Sure, I could make an arugment that a hotel chain in all of the cities Tech travels too might want a sponsorship deal with an opposing player...but yeah, it's stupid. As is the concept of "Micah Hudson's injury time off, brought to you by McDonald's." It's dumb. At best, the agent would run some #s and the money for that kind of thing would be included in a lump sum of money from a collective. But the contract wouldn't look like that, at all.

Which is why it's entirely made up bullshit by some moron on the Internet who's Funk Dr. Spock level stupid 

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This is ridiculous. No one is stupider than me. 

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  On 12/16/2024 at 8:18 PM, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

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Sounds like we did him a solid by being honest and allowing him to go have a good experience somewhere else.  He sounds like kind of a hay seed. 

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  On 12/16/2024 at 11:03 PM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

big reason for many of the offensive struggles.

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But, but but Quinn is the reason for all our offensive woes and is surrounded by NFL talent, there can't be other contributing factors like the offensive line getting their shit pushed in against Georgia.

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  On 12/16/2024 at 9:55 PM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

They're certainly a more complete team than Boise. If you stop Jeanty, you beat Boise. They have nothing after him. If you stop Skattebo, sparky can still play defense and Sam Leavitt is a really good first year starter. I think Texas would win that game, but they're one of those endlessly scrappy B12 teams that stick around long enough for Sark to forget how to call the offense. 

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They lost their top WR, which is going to make making them one dimensional easier.

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  On 12/16/2024 at 7:48 PM, Napoleon said:


If Chandler is finally coming to the realization that he's going to end up "Going pro in something other than football.", then UVA is a much better launching pad for that than UNT.

If he's even close to graduating, he should still with UVA until he walks.

I've been to both campuses and you wouldn't even know that they were located in the same country.

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I believe Connor Brewer did something similar at UVA before law school.

  On 12/16/2024 at 8:18 PM, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

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Why does he have the same shit-eating grin and worrisome baldness pattern as Tom Herman? 

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  On 12/16/2024 at 5:40 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

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  On 12/16/2024 at 5:46 PM, Navin R. Johnson said:

If Finkley wants a payday just imagine what he could get from aggy simply for the narrative factor. Finkley is probably above that though. At least it’s an option.

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He wants to be a doctor, not a gardener. 

  On 12/16/2024 at 8:57 PM, CashMcCoy said:

Soon they will be Sayin differently

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Go to your room! 

  On 12/16/2024 at 9:00 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

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Fuck. Yes. It's happening.gif

  On 12/16/2024 at 9:03 PM, utexas8 said:


ASU doesn’t worry me like Clemson and I think we beat Clemson. Is asu even good like that?

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Neither should worry you. They're both good, not great teams. Our talent level is beyond anything they have. We will beat them both by double digits. I'm hoping Tennessee knocks both fOSU and Oregon off and then runs out of steam against us, or our defense just goes no lube. 

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  On 12/17/2024 at 12:05 AM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Tons of Bama players portaling. I guess Deboer sucks as a person. 

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Bags don’t rule the world and there’s no Saban discount. They don’t have the infrastructure to support the highest team talent in the country anymore. Makes sense that they won’t be able to keep highly talented backups on the payroll for years anymore. 

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  On 12/16/2024 at 11:09 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

 I've been packing my ex-wife's shit so I may have confused he and Baxter. I dunno. I'm fucking ready to be done with this shit so I can relax. 

 

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When I was going through the same I seemed to really chill and deal with the situation better when I doubled the amount of drugs I was doing. Just a suggestion.

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  On 12/16/2024 at 10:13 PM, BlackCat said:

Is there any chance we could lose Gibson to the portal? I heard at two different parts of the season that he was struggling big time with pass protection and it was limiting his use. 

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When you say “lose”, do you really mean “process”?  Unfortunately he is unplayable. That’s kind of a problem. 

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  On 12/17/2024 at 12:54 AM, Teryor said:

Billy Edwards kinda sucks and I think Fickell is fired next year so I'm really just posting this for the graphic which is hilarious and sadly does not seem to be made by Hayes

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Personally when I’m on the hot seat, I hire Jeff Grimes and drop a bag for Billy Edwards Jr to save my job

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