Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[hookemATL 12227]

30 minutes ago, tokamak said:

The average demographic of this website is 40-50 year old dads. Let's maybe tap the brakes on calling out bitchtits.

Sounds like your tits are leaking. Maybe a thicker undershirt. 

[satyanash 15335]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

[AP101S 1534]

I added a 2025 tab to the depth chart spreadsheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit?gid=1658728281#gid=1658728281

Those that are projected by Surly to declare for the NFL or portal are italicized, although when there's not a consensus, I'll assume they're returning.

I also updated the Texas Grid and Aggie Grid tabs which shows athletes by signing class rather than by remaining eligibility, along with their 247 composite rating (transfers get their transfer rating, no their HS rating). The Blue Chip Ratio is at the bottom of those tabs. Names are removed once they state they are entering the portal or declaring for the draft (i.e., no speculation for these tabs).

[closetojumping 65213]

In thinking about Monday and the portal this cycle, several things are similar to last year. 

1) Texas allegedly has a group of "targets" who have made it clear that they're entering the portal and are interested in Texas, or plan on just straight joining Texas. 

2) Brandon Harris is still right in the middle of handling the portal efforts and setting expectations on all sides. 

3) Texas is really committed to landing DT help. 

Accordingly, I am managing my expectations about all of the shit starting to float out there, both in regard to what could be coming UT's way and who could be heading elsewhere. 

[Sock Monkey 732]

On Blue - Unless he’s a locker room cancer, I hope he stays simply because he’s a big play threat and because RB depth is always appreciated. As things stand now, if he left, we’d be one Tre Wisner injury away from relying on Baby Rhino, two backs returning from bad injuries, and two freshmen. 

[BurntOrange&White 41585]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

In thinking about Monday and the portal this cycle, several things are similar to last year. 

1) Texas allegedly has a group of "targets" who have made it clear that they're entering the portal and are interested in Texas, or plan on just straight joining Texas. 

2) Brandon Harris is still right in the middle of handling the portal efforts and setting expectations on all sides. 

3) Texas is really committed to landing DT help. 

Accordingly, I am managing my expectations about all of the shit starting to float out there, both in regard to what could be coming UT's way and who could be heading elsewhere. 

[Professor Chesney 685]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

In thinking about Monday and the portal this cycle, several things are similar to last year. 

1) Texas allegedly has a group of "targets" who have made it clear that they're entering the portal and are interested in Texas, or plan on just straight joining Texas. 

2) Brandon Harris is still right in the middle of handling the portal efforts and setting expectations on all sides. 

3) Texas is really committed to landing DT help. 

Accordingly, I am managing my expectations about all of the shit starting to float out there, both in regard to what could be coming UT's way and who could be heading elsewhere. 

[Teryor 4963]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

In thinking about Monday and the portal this cycle, several things are similar to last year. 

1) Texas allegedly has a group of "targets" who have made it clear that they're entering the portal and are interested in Texas, or plan on just straight joining Texas. 

2) Brandon Harris is still right in the middle of handling the portal efforts and setting expectations on all sides. 

3) Texas is really committed to landing DT help. 

Accordingly, I am managing my expectations about all of the shit starting to float out there, both in regard to what could be coming UT's way and who could be heading elsewhere. 

What's been the view of Harris this season? Obviously we were all down on him last year and I'm not expecting him to have drastically changed but just curious what the vibe is post-NSD.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9599]

5 minutes ago, Sock Monkey said:

I hope he stays simply because he’s a big play threat

............is he though?

[Katfid54 9005]

48 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

If you pair him with John Charybdis on the other side, opposing offenses are fucked.

[Vertigo 20461]

13 minutes ago, Teryor said:

What's been the view of Harris this season? Obviously we were all down on him last year and I'm not expecting him to have drastically changed but just curious what the vibe is post-NSD.

Being in position for a number 1 class probably is a good omen unless Sark and crew had to do a ton of heavy lifting despite Harris. I wouldn't expect a major change unless it was all bubble gum and duct taped together. 

[Viper 12211]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Has something changed regarding Blue? I’ve heard all year that, irrespective of this being the deepest pool of draftable TBs maybe ever, he’s entering the draft no matter what. 

He meant to tell you, but I guess he dropped the ball on that one.

[Sock Monkey 732]

35 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

............is he though?

Yes. Define “big play” if not.

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Familiar name

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18912]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

BTW, that's 18, I think, out of 30 signees from the vaunted 2022 class that have now fully busted at ATM. 

There needs to be 30 for 30 on that class.

BTW, I think 18 is way too low. Probably the wrong thread for this discussion, but who is even contributing for them from that class? Shemar Stewart, Bryce Anderson, Leveon Moss, Theo Ohrstrom, and Noah Thomas? That's an almost incomprehensible disaster for the greatest recruiting class in history. Only Texas A&M could pull something like that off.

[SydneyCarton 49309]

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

There needs to be 30 for 30 on that class.

BTW, I think 18 is way too low. Probably the wrong thread for this discussion, but who is even contributing for them from that class? Shemar Stewart, Bryce Anderson, Leveon Moss, Theo Ohrstrom, and Noah Thomas? That's an almost incomprehensible disaster for the greatest recruiting class in history. Only Texas A&M could pull something like that off.

Oh, Bryce Anderson is "contributing" alright. Like Pete Rose to a point shaving scandal. 

 

[Teryor 4963]

Don't feel like we'll be involved this time but probably should have left last year

[BurntOrange&White 41585]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Don't feel like we'll be involved this time but probably should have left last year

I kind of feel like we will...

[Redneck Mutha 8157]

I recall people saying that there were only a few remaining from that class that Texas would want on the roster going into this year - Moss, Green, Anderson among them. 

But then Moss and Green got injured, Wisner, Helm, and our safety tandem balled out, it's safe to say that even the ones we may have wanted going into this season wouldn't have had an impact here. Amazing to say that about what was perceived to be the greatest class of all time on paper two years ago. 

Crazy the way our roster and culture have been developed compared to theirs the past few years.

[Atticus 4176]

He can’t catch, and just has bad hands in general

He's a burner with ST value though, so it could be worthwhile if he isn’t asking for too much. 

Edited December 5 by Atticus

[Js1 86885]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I kind of feel like we will...

Like why wouldn’t we?

[Pato del Muerto 53319]

2 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

This guy.  Somehow my daughter (no pics) at Bama knows. Maybe had a class together or part of a larger group that hang out a little, I don't remember, it was a couple of years ago.  But he was shooting his shot, a lot, at my daughter.  "Lets make D1 babies".  I hope this dipshit ends up in the FCS

[Newy25 7894]

You want Barion Brown on your team. 

[mwaadeeb 1362]

6 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He can’t catch, and just has bad hands in general

Touchy-feely?

[HenryJames 67104]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

You want Barion Brown on your team. 

What if my team plays Quidditch?

[Fondren & Main 6868]

[Ricky's one-hitter 9599]

1 hour ago, Sock Monkey said:

Yes. Define “big play” if not.

 

I think of a "big play threat" as a player who does this with regularity, or at least as a measurable percentage of their touches. Blue has the speed and potential to be that guy, but one or two a year doesn't scream "threat" to me. Gunnar Helm's long reception this year is 49 yards. Is he a big play threat?

[Hookem2147 21922]

Nahlin said he would be surprised if we pursued Barion Brown

[BurntOrange&White 41585]

Just now, Hookem2147 said:

Nahlin said he would be surprised if we pursued Barion Brown

Nahlin can go fuck himself.

[Park Gothic 5339]

1 hour ago, Sock Monkey said:

Yes. Define “big play” if not.

 

I swear, Blue's reputation as a running back is built entirely on that one play. 

[Okcool 788]

39 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Don't feel like we'll be involved this time but probably should have left last year

No thanks. Was talking shit and a total ass all game long against us. Cancer in the locker room imo

[Teryor 4963]

And there he goes

[Todd Gack 448]

Just now, Teryor said:

And there he goes

At present, he's still a sooner so he sucks balls.

but if he leaves, how good is he?

[BurntOrange&White 41585]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

And there he goes

Yes please,

[SydneyCarton 49309]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

And there he goes

@Constant

[MonkeyDoughnut 10761]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

And there he goes

dang... OU going to need to start over.

[Okcool 788]

7 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I swear, Blue's reputation as a running back is built entirely on that one play. 

Unless you were at the game on the west side watching our sidelines, you didn’t see him whine like a total bitch after being substituted for by Wisner on the final two drives (after fumbling twice). Choice had enough of his antics on the sideline and before the next play or during tore him a new one rightfully so and sent him to the end of bench. If his attitude doesn’t get adjusted he can walk. He’s a liability right now anyhow. Can’t have those fumbles in the CFP. We’re not playing Kentuckys anymore. 

[SydneyCarton 49309]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

dang... OU going to need to start over.

You say that in the future tense, which while I suppose will be true, it's also true as of about a year ago. 

[kevwun 16268]

We get to enjoy another of year of Venables being a disaster.

[Reese Bennett 3647]

Obligatory "It's 12:30 on the Pacific coast..."

[Drifterwood 209]

Blue has flirted with the portal every year he’s been here. Either third time’s a charm, or he goes to the draft for UFA hopes. Highly doubt he’s back for 2025.

[Navin R. Johnson 870]

57 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

There needs to be 30 for 30 on that class.

BTW, I think 18 is way too low. Probably the wrong thread for this discussion, but who is even contributing for them from that class? Shemar Stewart, Bryce Anderson, Leveon Moss, Theo Ohrstrom, and Noah Thomas? That's an almost incomprehensible disaster for the greatest recruiting class in history. Only Texas A&M could pull something like that off.

That Ohrstrom kid had a huge impact in the Lonestar Showdown….. by getting pushed into the backfield by our defensive line on multiple fourth down plays 

[Professor Chesney 685]

11 minutes ago, Okcool said:

No thanks. Was talking shit and a total ass all game long against us. Cancer in the locker room imo

I’d be mad too if my coach tried to leave for another job after convincing me not to transfer, and my QB couldn’t complete a forward pass to save his life.

[closetojumping 65213]

Give me Key over Anderson or Brown. There have been rumors for awhile that if Anderson went in, Texas would be interested. I don't know if that is true, and if it is, how much of it is driven by pettiness. 

[TexasGolf 5382]

14 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

dang... OU going to need to start over.

[Texasrocks 2246]

6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Obligatory "It's 12:30 on the Pacific coast..."

And another Sooner has entered the portal?

[Josef Pwag 1846]

18 minutes ago, kevwun said:

We get to enjoy another of year of Venables being a disaster.

Venables is going to get bent over and abused by Sark in 3 out of 4 games. I support this. 

[Park Gothic 5339]

25 minutes ago, Okcool said:

Unless you were at the game on the west side watching our sidelines, you didn’t see him whine like a total bitch after being substituted for by Wisner on the final two drives (after fumbling twice). Choice had enough of his antics on the sideline and before the next play or during tore him a new one rightfully so and sent him to the end of bench. If his attitude doesn’t get adjusted he can walk. He’s a liability right now anyhow. Can’t have those fumbles in the CFP. We’re not playing Kentuckys anymore. 

I was at the game - it was actually the last one my dad attended with me - but our tickets are in the corner of the NW endzone. So we saw the run but missed the show I guess. 

[Atticus 4176]

43 minutes ago, Teryor said:

And there he goes

Big time. But will his deep Sooner connection keep him from wanting coming to Texas? 
 

He’d be very dangerous in this offense

Edited December 5 by Atticus

[Bevo 13816]

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Familiar name

 

Is he the one who had stone hands, but insisted on playing TE rather than LB?