Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[Elmer_Fudd 22,955]

 

[Bevo 13,825]

14 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Just before the window opens this cycle, Texas feels good about retention. Still going to be some pain. Got some things lined up, too. Let's see how right they and their guy are as this ramps up. 

Michael Taafe may be going pro, but also, Texas has a good shot to have Michael Taafe next season while Michael Taafe is also in the NFL. 

 

He isn't leaning any way currently. He is waiting for the season to end before thinking about it and making a decision.

[Newy25 7,894]

14 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

 

Someone remind me, what was the story here? Did he get into trouble at Texas? 

[HenryJames 67,116]

[westexhorn 2,157]

5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Someone remind me, what was the story here? Did he get into trouble at Texas? 

i think last season when Sweat got into an accident, it was due to Smaje driving his car into Sweat's.  Apparently he also took off and abandoned Sweat afterwards.  I think this lead to trouble with the law as well.

[SydneyCarton 49,325]

32 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Someone remind me, what was the story here? Did he get into trouble at Texas? 

If memory serves, he had some anger issues and was always clashing with the coaches as well. Plus @HenryJames thought he was a fatty. 

[texifornia 58,786]

5 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

 

Kelly's got a hell of a roster rebuild on his hands. 

[Hank Scorpio 17,924]

20 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Are these numbers good?

I don’t know that we need a TE but this guy is probably the 2nd best TE in the country behind the PSU guy. Arch throwing jump balls to a 6’7 TE would probably be cool. 

[texifornia 58,786]

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I don’t know that we need a TE but this guy is probably the 2nd best TE in the country behind the PSU guy. Arch throwing jump balls to a 6’7 TE would probably be cool. 

He and Fannin from BGSU being in the MAC together was a ridiculous talent concentration for that conference.

[Gut Wagon 8,214]

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Kelly's got a hell of a roster rebuild on his hands. 

 

That's just tragically unfair to one of the college game's greatest leaders of young men.  

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,386]

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Kelly's got a hell of a roster rebuild on his hands. 

If you’re LSU and going to win the CFP next year, gotta clean house…

[graemakin 13]

45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Kelly's got a hell of a roster rebuild on his hands. 

Not really all those are bottom of the roster players for swamp tygger that either haven't developed od hardly contributed.

[hookemATL 12,228]

13 minutes ago, graemakin said:

Not really all those are bottom of the roster players for swamp tygger that either haven't developed od hardly contributed.

Perception is reality. Depth is depth. Kelly is a kunt. 

[Rockwell Torrey 1,364]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Kelly's got a hell of a roster rebuild on his hands. 

I want to see that fucking cunt digging for potatoes in Ireland in the hope that he can get a recruit. 

[graemakin 13]

14 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Perception is reality. Depth is depth. Kelly is a kunt. 

It wasn't depth.  Just fodder. 🤣😂

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,386]

17 minutes ago, graemakin said:

It wasn't depth.  Just fodder. 🤣😂

She said it was depth, and I believed her. It was real to me.

[closetohumping 17,777]

Micah Hudson portal

 

yay or nay

[hookemATL 12,228]

22 minutes ago, graemakin said:

It wasn't depth.  Just fodder. 🤣😂

[texifornia 58,786]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Micah Hudson portal

 

yay or nay

No production, fucked around with us during the recruiting process, Concepcion or Key instead please.

[HenryJames 67,116]

 

[Viper 12,212]

17 hours ago, Post Oak said:

8 tackles 1 FF

...per game?

[BurntOrange&White 41,649]

4 minutes ago, Viper said:

...per game?

Per half

[Texasrocks 2,246]

8 minutes ago, Viper said:

...per game?

Perineum 

[Butch Had Not 3,053]

46 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I don't believe negative recruiting is a thing... it's just recruiting but if I were a parent I am not sending my kid there if that is true.

[texifornia 58,786]

Might be time to go pro in something other than sports, big guy

 

[Yesh 961]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Might be time to go pro in something other than sports, big guy

You think he can get a degree with that transcript?

[SuckitKevin 979]

I remember GH being high on Xavier Atkins as a freaky athletic lb. 

[texifornia 58,786]

The nepo babies of cfb are on the move

 

[tokamak 6,685]

1 hour ago, Yesh said:

You think he can get a degree with that transcript?

Every academic counselor after the portal became a thing:

[BornAndRaised 12,821]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Might be time to go pro in something other than sports, big guy

 

Similarly, Alan bowman had his appeal granted and will be playing for OkSt for an 8th season. Get a fuckin job dude.

 

 

Edited December 7 by BornAndRaised

[skipmcgee 304]

The Alan Bowman tweet is a joke from a troll account

[BornAndRaised 12,821]

10 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

The Alan Bowman tweet is a joke from a troll account

Ok, good point. The fact that it's even close to believeable because of the Casey Thompson's and Cam Rising's of the world is still ridiculous though.

[cafe society 2,902]

As far as combine testing, in high school Golden ran a 10.9 and long jumped 22 feet.
Taaffe ran a 4.55 when he first arrived on campus.

[idigTexas 2,321]

38 minutes ago, cafe society said:

As far as combine testing, in high school Golden ran a 10.9 and long jumped 22 feet.
Taaffe ran a 4.55 when he first arrived on campus.

Where are they transferring?  

[crash_davis 23,465]

WE NEED A KICKER. FUCK ME.

[texifornia 58,786]

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

WE NEED A KICKER. FUCK ME.

I would imagine our kicking game is about to get entirely flipped in Portal.

[Chips O'Toole 1,407]

Having reliable kickers on the roster seems like something a good GM would make a priority. 

[Atticus 4,176]

Bert was pretty reliable last year. He fell apart this year, his story is no longer charming. Pack your bags man.

[westexhorn 2,157]

9 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Bert was pretty reliable last year. He fell apart this year, his story is no longer charming. Pack your bags man.

He clearly mailed it in after last season.

[Not a Sock 2,362]

Kern needs to get the boot too, he’s nothing but a liability.

[HtownHorn 15,243]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

WE NEED A KICKER. FUCK ME.

Heard a rumor today from a SMU alum that we are going after their kicker, made it seem it was a done deal. Collin Rogers, 58-76 for his career, apparently a pretty big leg.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,121]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Might be time to go pro in something other than sports, big guy

 

What is he, 35 now?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,121]

9 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Similarly, Alan bowman had his appeal granted and will be playing for OkSt for an 8th season. Get a fuckin job dude.

 

 

He has one, bro. He's an academic advisor as well as the starting QB. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,121]

Kern is a frosh. He'll get better. Yeah, he sucks this year, but he got a hard lesson in the difference between high level HS ball and high level college football 
 

But I do agree. We need an experienced  punter at the very least.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,386]

6 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

apparently a pretty big leg.

Does the size of one’s leg determine kicker success? Weird mother fuckers walking around with one leg substantially larger than the other…

[Junior Bonner 6,540]

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Does the size of one’s leg determine kicker success? Weird mother fuckers walking around with one leg substantially larger than the other…

[Wulaw Horn 19,560]

2 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Does the size of one’s leg determine kicker success? Weird mother fuckers walking around with one leg substantially larger than the other…

Size of 3rd leg. 

[texifornia 58,786]

Micah Hudson is following in Caleb's CenTex WR megabust footsteps

 

Seems fine

 

[Duane Moore 5,636]

12 hours ago, Atticus said:

Bert was pretty reliable last year. He fell apart this year, his story is no longer charming. Pack your bags man.

Needs to shave off his stupid hair like Ewers did. Maybe that will save him. 

[closetojumping 65,246]

OU is interesting. They only signed 18 guys. 10th best class in the SEC and OL heavy. They’re rumored to have a bunch of guys leaving. Sharp wasn’t even one of them being discussed, but they’re for sure trying to add a quality TE. 

They have 2 DEs left who have played at all. One is R Mason Thomas and he is pondering the draft. The other is the 5 star from years who hasn’t done much. 

They’re deep at DT with quality as well. 

They have a bunch of guys named Bob and JAGger at LB. One of the “next men up” at LB is that dipshit that ran his mouth about Texas during his recruitment and hasn’t done a thing inside their program. 

Bowman is gone but they think they’re loaded at S. 

Little Bowen is their guy at one CB position. They have no concrete candidates at the other spot. 

They’re trying to portal over Hawkins at QB. 

They think they’re fine at TB with Barnes,  Sawchuk, Tatum and some other dude. Seems like there might still be some portaling there. 

At WR, they’re hoping Burks comes back after quitting on them during the season. Same for Anthony. Both might portal. Outside of those guys, their WR is absolute trash. Allegedly Farouk might also come back for another season, but that doesn’t change my opinion.

They have no talent at TE whatsoever. 

They have to replace their OTs and just signed several good ones. Playing them early would be an interesting choice.

They lost both ST guys. 

They’re in a similar situation to ATM in that they don’t have a lot of guys that I would trade for, outside of DT and Fasusi. It’s kind of comical how terrible their offensive personnel is at the moment. 

OU is one of many teams who think they’re just going to clean up in the portal while also being poor. It’s going to be fun watching a bunch of these teams come up short and have to compromise in the land of the JAG that is most of the portal.