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Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Update on the greatest recruiting class of all time:

Looking back at The Greatest Recruiting Class of All-Time, HOLLAAAA!!!!:

Walter Nolen - gone

Evan Stewart - gone

LT Overton - gone

Denver Harris - gone

Jacoby Mathews - gone

Anthony Lucas - gone

PJ Williams - gone

Jake Johnson - gone

Smoke Bouie - gone

Marquis Groves-Killebrew - gone

Chris Marshall - gone

Bobby Taylor - gone

Ish Harris - gone

Ethan Moczulski - gone

Shemar Stewart - stayed - leaving early - draft pick

Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy - gone

Conner Weigman - gone

Enai White - gone

Bryce Anderson - stayed

Kam Dewberry - gone

Le'Veon Moss - stayed

Malick Sylla - gone

Donovan Green - stayed -got fat and slow after being hurt, getting married. rumored to be leaving in winter 2024 window

Hunter Erb - gone

Martrell Harris - gone

Theo Melin Ohrstrom - stayed

Jadon Scarlett - stayed - 8 snaps all year

Jarred Kerr - stayed - 35 snaps all year

Noah Thomas - stayed

Mark Nabou - stayed

21/30. Moss, Nabou, Ohrstrom, Anderson, Thomas are the only true producers to have stuck it out. Anderson was a borderline 5 star and now might not be drafted. The others were mid-to-bottom of the class and have outshined the heralded highly ranked guys. This is the kind of class that destroys a program. 

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Update on the greatest recruiting class of all time:

Looking back at The Greatest Recruiting Class of All-Time, HOLLAAAA!!!!:

Walter Nolen - gone

Evan Stewart - gone

LT Overton - gone

Denver Harris - gone

Jacoby Mathews - gone

Anthony Lucas - gone

PJ Williams - gone

Jake Johnson - gone

Smoke Bouie - gone

Marquis Groves-Killebrew - gone

Chris Marshall - gone

Bobby Taylor - gone

Ish Harris - gone

Ethan Moczulski - gone

Shemar Stewart - stayed - leaving early - draft pick

Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy - gone

Conner Weigman - gone

Enai White - gone

Bryce Anderson - stayed

Kam Dewberry - gone

Le'Veon Moss - stayed

Malick Sylla - gone

Donovan Green - stayed -got fat and slow after being hurt, getting married. rumored to be leaving in winter 2024 window

Hunter Erb - gone

Martrell Harris - gone

Theo Melin Ohrstrom - stayed

Jadon Scarlett - stayed - 8 snaps all year

Jarred Kerr - stayed - 35 snaps all year

Noah Thomas - stayed

Mark Nabou - stayed

21/30. Moss, Nabou, Ohrstrom, Anderson, Thomas are the only true producers to have stuck it out. Anderson was a borderline 5 star and now might not be drafted. The others were mid-to-bottom of the class and have outshined the heralded highly ranked guys. This is the kind of class that destroys a program. 

Stupid Sip, these kids just didn’t have the Aggy heart. We will replace them with true Ags that believe in family values, midnight yell and fucking sheep 

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Seriously, of the options available and this is who they go with? Klein is recruiting like he is still at KState.

Seems pretty obvious this is a "high tier backup" which might mean they're rolling with Reed but if they recruit a new starter and Reed leaves they're not stuck with the 16 year old as their backup.

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1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Seems pretty obvious this is a "high tier backup" which might mean they're rolling with Reed but if they recruit a new starter and Reed leaves they're not stuck with the 16 year old as their backup.

Woah they POACHED that secretly elite Tulsa kid. Watch the tape!

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I thought Dewberry was a starter for them, no? Am I thinking of someone else?

Regarding Akana, has he played any this year, even special teams? I don't remember seeing him out there. Defensive players rotate a fair amount. If a guy's not getting some snaps by his 2nd year in the program it probably ain't happening.

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I thought Dewberry was a starter for them, no? Am I thinking of someone else?

Regarding Akana, has he played any this year, even special teams? I don't remember seeing him out there. Defensive players rotate a fair amount. If a guy's not getting some snaps by his 2nd year in the program it probably ain't happening.

Dewberry was supposed to be, but ended not playing much this year.  He was a very expensive bench warmer.

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3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I thought Dewberry was a starter for them, no? Am I thinking of someone else?

Regarding Akana, has he played any this year, even special teams? I don't remember seeing him out there. Defensive players rotate a fair amount. If a guy's not getting some snaps by his 2nd year in the program it probably ain't happening.

Can Akana play linebacker?  

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30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Update on the greatest recruiting class of all time:

Looking back at The Greatest Recruiting Class of All-Time, HOLLAAAA!!!!:

Walter Nolen - gone

Evan Stewart - gone

LT Overton - gone

Denver Harris - gone

Jacoby Mathews - gone

Anthony Lucas - gone

PJ Williams - gone

Jake Johnson - gone

Smoke Bouie - gone

Marquis Groves-Killebrew - gone

Chris Marshall - gone

Bobby Taylor - gone

Ish Harris - gone

Ethan Moczulski - gone

Shemar Stewart - stayed - leaving early - draft pick

Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy - gone

Conner Weigman - gone

Enai White - gone

Bryce Anderson - stayed

Kam Dewberry - gone

Le'Veon Moss - stayed

Malick Sylla - gone

Donovan Green - stayed -got fat and slow after being hurt, getting married. rumored to be leaving in winter 2024 window

Hunter Erb - gone

Martrell Harris - gone

Theo Melin Ohrstrom - stayed

Jadon Scarlett - stayed - 8 snaps all year

Jarred Kerr - stayed - 35 snaps all year

Noah Thomas - stayed

Mark Nabou - stayed

21/30. Moss, Nabou, Ohrstrom, Anderson, Thomas are the only true producers to have stuck it out. Anderson was a borderline 5 star and now might not be drafted. The others were mid-to-bottom of the class and have outshined the heralded highly ranked guys. This is the kind of class that destroys a program. 

 

And I thought our 2019 debacle was bad (and it was bad), this is truly remarkable.

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17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hardly a big loss

 

That dude looks like he took the field after a 72 hour meth party with johntay cook, a case of syphilis, and a crime spree of several Norman Taco Bell locations. He looks like walking cigarrete butt. 

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That dude looks like he took the field after a 72 hours meth party with johntay cook, a case of syphilis, and a crime spree of several Normal Taco Bell locations. He looks like walking cigarrete butt. 

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Elko speaks culture change. If this is the type of guy he brings in they will be looking for a new coach sooner than most of them thought.

I don't think ole' Brauny would be floating that on line unless aTm had already passed. He's trying to get ahead of posters asking the question. 

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2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Seriously, of the options available and this is who they go with? Klein is recruiting like he is still at KState.

I mean in a way that's impressive when you consider that K State is an objectively more successful program within the lifetime of any recruit or current player, and it's not particularly close.

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Jacob Manu, LB from Arizona who was 1st team All-PAC last year under Nansen, is in the portal. Looks like his stats dropped big time this year and probably not a position of focus for UT, but would be a nice one

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1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Jacob Manu, LB from Arizona who was 1st team All-PAC last year under Nansen, is in the portal. Looks like his stats dropped big time this year and probably not a position of focus for UT, but would be a nice one

He tore his ACL this year and didn't play the whole year. Would be a little surprised to see us go after a guy who's health is in question

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