Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[ClubWhatever 12276]

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Don’t love it, but feel like with our DT situation Bear might be a real possibility. How was he this year, mediocre as usual?

A quick check of the stats shows he had 5 tackles and no sacks in 3 games.  I believe that comes to about 100k per tackle.

[HenryJames 67113]

33 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Both USC and Florida On3 mods said Keeshawn Silver (Kentucky DT transfer) is asking for 7 figures.

In pesos?

[BurntOrange&White 41644]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

In pesos?

₡

[Tex-19 3009]

24 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Don’t love it, but feel like with our DT situation Bear might be a real possibility. How was he this year, mediocre as usual?

imo it's even more reason NOT to bring him in. With no established culture in that room bc of attrition, one guy can poison it a lot easier

[boilerhorn 1602]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

In pesos?

We could give them a few of these. 
 

[Hornius Emeritus 12779]

2 hours ago, Nigel Tufnel said:

Huh…waddaya know?  I thought lead singer for Thin Lizzy died.

That's a mighty big hole to Phil, but Lynott?

[Texas Flood 1381]

[Teryor 4963]

Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BornAndRaised 12819]

32 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Don’t love it, but feel like with our DT situation Bear might be a real possibility. How was he this year, mediocre as usual?

There’s 3-5 names I think that are being enticed to the portal. The Purdue DT imo is either due diligence or a pleasant surprise.

[BurntOrange&White 41644]

Just now, Teryor said:

Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So all they have is a walk on left?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The only person around here needing to worry about numbers right now is Helobious. 

And the only number Helobious needs to worry about is MJT, mean jerk time.

[Rimbo 26852]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Will the last man leaving the ou wr room please turn out the lights?

[Js1 86924]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bevo 13817]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

 

I assume that he is looking for more playing time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[texifornia 58773]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So all they have is a walk on left?

Deion Burks is technically still on the team. For the next ten seconds.

[Atticus 4176]

They still have that asshat WR from Hightower or something too. He was decently rated, looked JAGish against us. 

[Vito Andolini 9429]

I presume Thompson is looking for a school with an on-campus helipad for when mommy visits.

[Rickylovesweed 15306]

Somehow Thompson's mom is going to find a way to blame Texas because her son sucks. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10761]

55 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Both USC and Florida On3 mods said Keeshawn Silver (Kentucky DT transfer) is asking for 7 figures. Florida apparently offered him well below that so it might come down to USC vs Michigan. 

Damn, a grad transfer NT asking 7 figs... new era indeed. Read it took him 3 years to see the field (after trasnsferring) and then only because of injury in front of him. He's played decent, but there was always been a question of "want to" with him. I guessing 7 figs in southern California might not be a good combo in that regard.

[texifornia 58773]

The OU roster is so excited about keeping all the position coaches

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20834]

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

No, baby. Don't do that. 

 

 

He's a double agent, still working for Sark. He goes to Auburn, they look at his physique, and offer him 1.5 million. He goes to Auburn and then beats A&M. Then, if he somehow manages to get Auburn to the conference championship (against us, of course), he gets sick on the morning of the game while going to pick up his 100k bonus which, strangely, comes in a burnt-orange envelope. Mission accomplished, the next season he's back at Texas as a graduate assistant.  

4-D chess.

[Reynolds Woodcock 5064]

20 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now I know what it felt like to be an OU fan circa 2010-2021 (particularly 2014-2016). This is fucking delicious

[Red Five 41593]

How many portal dudes will OU need to bring in, in order to field a semi-competitive team? 

[TexasGolf 5384]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

How many portal dudes will OU need to bring in, in order to field a semi-competitive team? 

[Atticus 4176]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How many portal dudes will OU need to bring in, in order to field a semi-competitive team? 

And you know they’ll have to be lower priority guys since they can’t spend that much. 

[SydneyCarton 49323]

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How many portal dudes will OU need to bring in, in order to field a semi-competitive team? 

I'd stop at "Field" and not worry about the "semi-competitive" part. 

[chiu1040 112]

Do the receivers know something that we don't know, that Mateer is not coming to OU?

[NoName 17103]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

OU is down so bad. JV coaching staff.

[Vito Andolini 9429]

[Vertuzzi 1420]

Holy shit. Meth might only win two games next year. Not sure I’d pencil in Temple as a win at this time. 

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

On 12/11/2024 at 12:48 PM, 6th Street said:

Mitchell can barely get out of his stance. Zero explosiveness. He's a space eating DT, which is fine as a depth guy but not a long term solution 

The problem is a lot of the spaces he chooses to eat have large pizzas in them.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

Another.

 

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

Holy fuck hahahahahaha. How many is that now 

Edited Thursday at 09:30 PM by Sgt Hulk

[Newy25 7894]

Jesus fucking Christ. Can they get to 30 players in the portal? 

[HenryJames 67113]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Another.

 

Now they're just making up names.

[SaucyJack 3517]

59 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

That's a mighty big hole to Phil, but Lynott?

Sorry H, it’s pronounced “lin-it”. 
I just found that out earlier this year in fair Dublin City. 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Holy fuck hahahahahaha. How many is that now 

I think that's 21 - their portal entries are legally old enough to drink.

[bad_teammate 13479]

It's OK guys, these kinds of mass exodus situations always happen when there's an entirely new coaching staff. A new head coach wants to take that first year to get rid of the old locker room cancers and get HIS guys in. First year coach problems. Gotta drink from the firehose!

[BurgleBro 899]

Mother of God we can't lose DT to SMU.   Even if he sucks we just need bodies at this point lol

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

18 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Time to work at Buc-ee's 

18 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Needs to wear that big foam helmet crown during games 

Mark Kelso says "Helllooooo"

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Impossible. Mike Farrell swore he was better than Arch Manning. 

He also said Raiola would be a superior QB than Manning, so we all know Farrell is a moron 

2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Great movie 

[SydneyCarton 49323]

38 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

Do the receivers know something that we don't know, that Mateer is not coming to OU?

Maybe they know that he is...

[kevwun 16269]

I bet Castiglione's phone is melting from all the angry booster calls.

[texifornia 58773]

14 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Mother of God we can't lose DT to SMU.   Even if he sucks we just need bodies at this point lol

Which DT?

[BurgleBro 899]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Which DT?

Cole Brevard 

visiting us and pony

 

 

[Texasrocks 2246]

50 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How many portal dudes will OU need to bring in, in order to field a semi-competitive team? 

Have you seen Necessary Roughness?

[texifornia 58773]

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Cole Brevard 

visiting us and pony

 

 

That explains why the 995ers were so confused. He's in Texas but not at Texas today.

As long as the Ponies don't get silly with their offer and we actually think he's worth the investment, we should be fine.

[Fud 9696]

 

[Josef Pwag 1880]

OU's Recruiting Coordinator would like a word:

 

[BornAndRaised 12819]

7 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

OU's Recruiting Coordinator would like a word:

 

Ah, the ol' Clemson approach. Venables is stealing Dabo's playbook!

[SydneyCarton 49323]

17 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I bet Castiglione's phone is melting from all the angry booster calls.

I'm pretty sure that's the salacious pics of all his page-boy interns. 

30 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Mother of God we can't lose DT to SMU.   Even if he sucks we just need bodies at this point lol

Yeah, we should make sure to pay a DT who averaged 1.5 tackles and .1 sacks per game over 3 years and 24 games for Purdue, just because your fee fees can't handle losing him to SMU.