Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[TexasRenegade 2610]

45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Another.

 

I would think they would be able to keep the defensive guys...holy....

 

[MuellerHorn 4597]

This is like a run on the banks or lemmings following lemmings.

Everyone on that team is worried about next year being absolute stank ass. Combine that with a staff that completely ignores the relevance or importance of NIL, and this is what you get.

Sure would be a shame if Fasusi asked out of his NLI.

It's 4:19 pm CT and... 

Edited Thursday at 10:21 PM by MuellerHorn

[MonkeyDoughnut 10761]

wrong thread

Edited Thursday at 10:20 PM by MonkeyDoughnut

[Radical Larry 28813]

19 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

OU's Recruiting Coordinator would like a word:

 

[Huckleberry 34395]

23 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

OU's Recruiting Coordinator would like a word:

 

This guy literally left his alma mater for a higher paying job.

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

The replies to that tweet are hilarious. He's getting cooked. 

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

 

[Js1 86884]

Lol WSU people on Reddit saying they feel more confident Mateer is staying. Awkward, since Arbuckle was seemingly hired to also bring Mateer. And gonna try to run an air raid with no WRs

[SimkinsMan 4544]

Anyone got a link to OU's roster in a spreadsheet format?

[Js1 86884]

Just now, SimkinsMan said:

Anyone got a link to OU's roster in a spreadsheet format?

[LebongJames 1900]

Fasusi needs to have a conversation with his mom quick and get out of that NLI.

Edited Thursday at 10:45 PM by LebongJames

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

Just now, LebongJames said:

Fasusi needs to have a conversation with his mom quick and get out of that gomer NLI.

He will be in the portal this time next year when OU has a new coaching staff. 

[Foosters 18199]

Just now, LebongJames said:

Fasusi needs to have a conversation with his mom quick and get out of that gomer NLI.

Nah, they're a boutique CFB team. Eschewing the high volume approach of the big dogs, for a more tailored, personalized approach. Fasusi, and the 8 other members of the team, can expect unparalleled attention and coaching.

[Leanderman 2350]

Big Red Sports checks must be bouncing?

[Elmer_Fudd 22933]

Barion Brown is getting LSU picks.

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

There's a certain irony to the fact that the loudest fans talking about our "easy schedule" happen to be aggy and Sooner fans. It's almost like your programs being complete dogshit is a big reason why it isn't tougher. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9597]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Barion Brown is getting LSU picks.

They can sell Nuss coming back

[BurntOrange&White 41579]

I believe the kids call it getting ratio’d regarding the OU cuck coach 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

 

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

Does Helobious still give out handjobs for this?

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

 

[texifornia 58733]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Someone cut a check? Or did a lot of other teams decline to participate in that auction?

[Laxtonto 13012]

Just now, texifornia said:

Someone cut a check? Or did a lot of other teams decline to participate in that auction?

My guess it is a little check and the explanation is that he is most likely getting the chance to be a heavy rotation piece if he stuck around. It isnt like he is going to go elsewhere next year and be able to play starter snaps, so it is unlikely anyone else would pay him that way

[hookemATL 12227]

Kenny Baker to sydir:

[billy_bats 208]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Someone cut a check? Or did a lot of other teams decline to participate in that auction?

FCB reporting that it was a "Helobious handjob" that sealed the deal.

[Thiefery 5107]

1 minute ago, billy_bats said:

FCB reporting that it was a "Helobious handjob" that sealed the deal.

[T-shirt Sip 2185]

Venables walking into their locker room on the first day of winter workouts  

 

[Js1 86884]

I’m fine with him staying if Baker and Sark had frank convos about his conditioning and if he gives a shit, he will get PT

[Laxtonto 13012]

5 minutes ago, billy_bats said:

FCB reporting that it was a "Helobious handjob" that sealed the deal.

[Post Oak 20547]

39 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lol WSU people on Reddit saying they feel more confident Mateer is staying. Awkward, since Arbuckle was seemingly hired to also bring Mateer. And gonna try to run an air raid with no WRs

Why would you go to OU after all their WRs left. If I was Mateer my price just doubled

[Hookem2147 21921]

I wonder if Mitchell (or his people) took a look around at his market and said just kidding.

I’d assumed he would be heading back closer to home to Syracuse or Rutgers or some such.

Edited Thursday at 11:22 PM by Hookem2147

[Sgt. Slaughter 2883]

6 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

I’m glad to see many of you guys are feeling liberated to let your freak flags fly. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

Are we contributing to a Burnt Hands fund, to pay for Helobious‘ tennis elbow?

[Huckleberry 34395]

I guess somebody important read my suggestion of offering Mitchell five bucks and a case of Diet Dr Pepper. You're welcome, fellow Longhorn fans. 

I'm not willing to do as much as Helobious but I will continue making smartass posts on the internet if it helps. 

[Richter 2373]

20 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Does Helobious still give out handjobs for this?

What do you think changed his mind?

[Ricky Butler 2788]

I'm excited Sydir is staying. Gen Z just needs a little guidance and frank discussions about the value of hard work.

[Davis Lane 5961]

22 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Does Helobious still give out handjobs for this?

[Atticus 4176]

12 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I wonder if Mitchell (or his people) took a look around at his market and said just kidding.

I’d assumed he would be heading back closer to home to Syracuse or Rutgers or some such.

Sounds like a game of chicken was played and Sydir and his team blinked. Hopefully he doubles down his focus with this opportunity. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3687]

3 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

I'm excited Sydir is staying. Gen Z just needs a little guidance and frank discussions about the value of hard work.

Gen Z: the first generation to need guidance and to learn the value of hard work 

[TexasEx 1697]

51 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Fasusi needs to have a conversation with his mom quick and get out of that NLI.

There are no more NLI. Just scholly paperwork and NIL contracts. Either way, ship likely has sailed for this year at least. 

[westexhorn 2156]

Just now, Atticus said:

Sounds like a game of chicken was played and Sydir and his team blinked. Hopefully he doubles down his focus with this opportunity. 

Hopefully more of a game of chicken salad as opposed to fried chicken

[Ricky Butler 2788]

1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Gen Z: the first generation to need guidance and to learn the value of hard work 

I blame social media and the Kardashians

[Ricky Butler 2788]

People were ready to cut Broughton after he got married during the spring game. You never know how this goes. Sometimes you just need a contract year and a woman to straighten you out. 

[Not a cat 5804]

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

People were ready to cut Broughton after he got married during the spring game. You never know how this goes. Sometimes you just need a contract year and a woman to straighten you out. 

I see what you did there.

[BurntOrange&White 41579]

Bro didn’t have the conditioning to run to the portal 

[Ricky Butler 2788]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bro didn’t have the conditioning to run to the portal 

It's not a literal portal... is it?

[Tex-19 3008]

What happened to Sark's "if you go in the portal you're gone" stance? And yes I realize he wasn't technically in it but he did announce

[Huckleberry 34395]

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

It's not a literal portal... is it?

That Dr Pepper commercial where it's a real portal and a punter emerges would work right here on multiple levels.

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

aggy already adding jags. 

 

[Newy25 7893]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Lol WSU people on Reddit saying they feel more confident Mateer is staying. Awkward, since Arbuckle was seemingly hired to also bring Mateer. And gonna try to run an air raid with no WRs

Washington State is doing what they can to keep him. Plus I’m sure Oklahoma losing literally everyone on their team to the portal is probably not helping.