Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[closetojumping 65241]

3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I'd be good with that. Yeah Spence seems like a very solid 3rd LB behind Hill/Lefau and with 2 years of eligibility, he could possibly develop into something more which is big with Hill likely going pro after this year. 

The Purdue TE seems similar. Another Soph with good P5 production, maybe not a 1st round type but likely to be a solid contributor immediately and the has time to develop further. I like this kind of take.

(Obvious disclaimer: I haven't watched any of these guys, just going off stats, etc)

My bad on Spence. I’m daydrinking in New Orleans and was thinking he’s the DT they’re bringing in. Now I realize that’s Brevard. Sentiments are the same except if they land a LB of that quality, that would be a fucking coup. 

[Tex-19 3009]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My bad on Spence. I’m daydrinking in New Orleans and was thinking he’s the DT they’re bringing in. Now I realize that’s Brevard. Sentiments are the same except if they land a LB of that quality, that would be a fucking coup. 

Nice. And yeah Spence seems more exciting than the DT for sure. 

[BurntOrange&White 41645]

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

My bad on Spence. I’m daydrinking in New Orleans and was thinking he’s the DT they’re bringing in. Now I realize that’s Brevard. Sentiments are the same except if they land a LB of that quality, that would be a fucking coup. 

Brad, Brevard.....easy mistake! Be sure to have a beignet

[General Specific 3484]

Helobious is off to a decent start!

Yeah, but let’s see how the players finish!

[Rimbo 26852]

1 hour ago, Texas Flood said:

@Helobious has the technique down

 

Off topic: I could never watch this series. It hit way too close to home.

[FunkSoulBrother 966]

14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t figure out which Scrooge is my favorite. I really like the classic George C. Scott version from the early 80’s. Then there’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I played Ebenezer in that version in 5th grade. Scrooged is really well done and Bill Murray is excellent. Then there’s Spirited, which I highly recommend. 

Scrooge McDuck

 

[Rimbo 26852]

47 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

This board lives on the spectrum 

[SarksJuggs 1191]

 

[BachelorTrek 3266]

15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Bill Murray for the mother fucking win. 

YES!

Lulz.

[Rimbo 26852]

18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t figure out which Scrooge is my favorite. I really like the classic George C. Scott version from the early 80’s. Then there’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I played Ebenezer in that version in 5th grade. Scrooged is really well done and Bill Murray is excellent. Then there’s Spirited, which I highly recommend. 

Award-winning cartoonist John Allison is posting a few sketches over the holiday break featuring himself being visited by ghosts played by characters he's created, yelling at him for becoming a cartoonist and being bad at it (which, again, he's objectively not). It's a lot of in-jokes, but then, if you're not familiar with his work, I cannot recommend it highly enough. Imagine a British Joss Whedon, but funnier and better.

Anyway, I nominate this one. (I'm in his Patreon so I've read the whole thing; y'all poors are going to have to wait for him to post each page.)

Spoiler

 

 

[mwaadeeb 1362]

20 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Bill Murray for the mother fucking win. 

Has no one seen a movie over 30 years old? I give thee Alastair Sim:

[Rimbo 26852]

Just now, mwaadeeb said:

Has no one seen a movie over 30 years old? I give thee Alastair Sim:

i assure you that plenty of people over 30 years old have seen a movie

[The Gimp 354]

9 hours ago, Pods said:

Sounds like Sydir Mitchell played Helobious. 

Anyone who won't cheat for a handjob don't want one bad enough.

[Hookem2147 21930]

 

[CBHorn 441]

5 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

And just like the majority of pro athletes the majority will blow through that money and have to find an actual J.O.B. of some kind one day....I mean heck I've got more in savings then NIL is paying players and I'm not retiring to a life of luxury or anything.

 

 

Must be in nursing.

[tokamak 6683]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t figure out which Scrooge is my favorite. I really like the classic George C. Scott version from the early 80’s. Then there’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I played Ebenezer in that version in 5th grade. Scrooged is really well done and Bill Murray is excellent. Then there’s Spirited, which I highly recommend. 

The one you quoted is hard to beat. Michael Caine absolutely acting his ass off with a completely straight face while the muppets do muppet things around him is a big part of the magic that makes that movie great. He never winks at the camera one single time.

[SydneyCarton 49323]

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

The best part about this post is that the mods, who I suppose have no choice at this juncture, are carefully implying that this exodus of players is a voluntary choice by the staff. 

This roster is getting town down to the studs [by Venables]. Is it now?

[Mother mopar 3379]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

be sure to wear eye protection

Spoken like a pro

[gernblansten 3254]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The best part about this post is that the mods, who I suppose have no choice at this juncture, are carefully implying that this exodus of players is a voluntary choice by the staff. 

This roster is getting town down to the studs [by Venables]. Is it now?

Is "town down" better or worse than "plaid"?

[kevwun 16269]

How much does his buyout drop after next season?  Because it would be neat if they can't afford to fire him then either.  Then he could really leave the program a steaming, meth filled crater.

Edited Friday at 07:29 PM by kevwun

[BurntOrange&White 41645]

2 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Spoken like a pro

[Hookem2147 21930]

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The best part about this post is that the mods, who I suppose have no choice at this juncture, are carefully implying that this exodus of players is a voluntary choice by the staff. 

This roster is getting town down to the studs [by Venables]. Is it now?

Just your casual year 4 rebuild 

[Longhornlove 5134]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I’m still pulling for us to get more transfers even if it means I’m subjected to handjob jokes every time we get a commit. In a way that makes me the truest Longhorn fan on here. 

[Pato del Muerto 53327]

1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

This board lives on the spectrum 

[Newy25 7894]

46 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 I’m daydrinking in New Orleans

[Pato del Muerto 53327]

27 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Has no one seen a movie over 30 years old? I give thee Alastair Sim:

I think all the movies referenced thus far are over 30 years old.  Scrooged is 36. 

[Laxtonto 13013]

2 hours ago, Noozak said:

Helobious is off to a decent start!

 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I’m still pulling for us to get more transfers even if it means I’m subjected to handjob jokes every time we get a commit. In a way that makes me the truest Longhorn fan on here. 

[Josef Pwag 1881]

24 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

How is this possible? The OU coaching staff posted a Bible verse just yesterday.

[kevwun 16269]

Venables just needs a team full of good kids who graduate.

[DixonHur 11938]

2 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

How is this possible? The OU coaching staff posted a Bible verse just yesterday.

That's because blowU is facing the end of times

[DigDug 1734]

34 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Has no one seen a movie over 30 years old? I give thee Alastair Sim:

That’s not a movie, that’s a time capsule.

[TexasGolf 5384]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Venables just needs a team full of good kids who graduate.

[Danimal 390]

Tearing down to the studs can work if 1) the studs contain some elite talent that can determine the outcome of a game (QB, D-Line, O-Line), and 2) the school has a war chest to buy some elite talent in the portal. 

I don't think OU can check either of these boxes. 

This is really going to hurt for OU. 

[bullzak 423]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

a few guys at different positions are earmarked  for Texas if they jump in, but they have to jump in.

Oh no wouldn't want to be accused of tampering. 😱

 

[bullzak 423]

30 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How much does his buyout drop after next season?  Because it would be neat if they can't afford to fire him then either.  Then he could really leave the program a steaming, meth filled crater.

I read somewhere still north of 30mm after next years forthcoming 3-9 season. Couldn't happen to a better bunch. 

 

[ClubWhatever 12276]

33 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How much does his buyout drop after next season?  Because it would be neat if they can't afford to fire him then either.  Then he could really leave the program a steaming, meth filled crater.

Entropy fucks

[chad.ihrig 602]

Bauer Sharp to LSU

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2779]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

My bad on Spence. I’m daydrinking in New Orleans and was thinking he’s the DT they’re bringing in. Now I realize that’s Brevard. Sentiments are the same except if they land a LB of that quality, that would be a fucking coup. 

Chart Room FTW

[texifornia 58773]

The anti-Bonnie Thompson

 

[ClubWhatever 12276]

7 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

Bauer Sharp to LSU

Gooood.   Goooood.

[texifornia 58773]

This guy and UF apparently had very different ideas of what his NIL should be. Those two programs are desperate enough he should be able to drive a hard bargain.

Also, anyone need a running back?

 

[DaysOff 8157]

That's because blowU is facing the end of times

That staff beat Ala by god Bama. They deserve as much time as they need. Long extensions are probably in order too.

[bborange 10338]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

 

[Rimbo 26852]

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

The one you quoted is hard to beat. Michael Caine absolutely acting his ass off with a completely straight face while the muppets do muppet things around him is a big part of the magic that makes that movie great. He never winks at the camera one single time.

And do you have any idea how difficult that is to do with Henson-era Muppets engaging in mayhem?

Comedy straight men are the best actors alive. I'll die on this hill... but not here. Over in some other thread. ANYWAY

[Rimbo 26852]

53 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

How is this possible? The OU coaching staff posted a Bible verse just yesterday.

A verse about choosing between God or money, no less.

I think they're going after the money, Jo.

[Hornlover 8915]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t figure out which Scrooge is my favorite. I really like the classic George C. Scott version from the early 80’s. Then there’s Mickey’s Christmas Carol. I played Ebenezer in that version in 5th grade. Scrooged is really well done and Bill Murray is excellent. Then there’s Spirited, which I highly recommend. 

Finding out that @closetojumping has a whole list of Ebeneezer Scrooges that he idolizes and adores - to the point that he can't decide which he likes best - is the least surprising thing I've learned on this thread. 

I'm betting he turns most of the movies off at the end of Act II, so as to not ruin the films with some bullshit character redemption arc.

Edited Friday at 08:36 PM by Hornlover

[Rimbo 26852]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This guy and UF apparently had very different ideas of what his NIL should be. Those two programs are desperate enough he should be able to drive a hard bargain.

Also, anyone need a running back?

 

Orji? Pardon me for being a dipshit, but isn't he like... really good?

[BurntOrange&White 41645]

 

 

[Hookem10 851]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

A verse about choosing between God or money, no less.

I think they're going after the money, Jo.

[SydneyCarton 49323]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Orji? Pardon me for being a dipshit, but isn't he like... really good?

You're pardoned. He's not good. Particularly at QB.