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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’re right. Two separate things can’t have the same name in this world. For example it’s not possible for you to be stupid and a cunt at the same time. Never mind it’s not only possible but true, on both counts. 

That would be an example of the same thing having two names, not two things with the same name.

 

45 minutes ago, FCB said:

Yall gonna drive daddy to drink. And there ain't no good football on, dammit. 

Liverpool vs Fulham is pretty entertaining. 

 

(See, that's two separate things with the same name)

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

So was Maalik Murphy’s Auburn visit just a leverage play in their attempt to get Arnold? He visited before Arnold did.

I know it’s been talked about before but I’m beginning to think that guy isn’t getting very good advice. Duke immediately upgraded after he left and now he is stuck in this game of QB musical chairs that seems like it could easily end with him quarterbacking a G5 team next year.

One of the national CFB podcasts I listen to (can't remember which) claimed Duke pushed him out.

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4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

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He officially flipped from TE to WR this year based in snaps, right?. Somebody posted it in one of these threads. Still played/lined up some as a TE but mostly in the slot IIRC

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22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think Colin Simmons is the Trey Moore replacement. 

Trey Moore back for another year would be ideal.  Simmons, Burke and Moore. With Lance Jackson on deck, maybe Vasek gets it together too. DL would be looking good , especially if the Purdue DT commits along with one or two others 

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5 minutes ago, NoName said:

He officially flipped from TE to WR this year based in snaps, right?. Somebody posted it in one of these threads. Still played/lined up some as a TE but mostly in the slot IIRC

I like his dad on the dumb zone, if he comes we will absolutely get skme good content and stories from him

Pretty sure he wanted to play WR the entire way and USC obliged. He looks like a discount Johnny Wilson at WR though. He needs to give into his frame and maximize his potential, but I dunno if he's had that come to Jesus moment yet.

I'd be shocked if Texas was in on that.

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9 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I would sure hope we're not hosting guys who aren't in the portal. Seems like literally the only way you could get in trouble for tampering. I doubt they're taking that chance

Based on what Gerry and Bobby have said, Texas has already had conversations with players prior to the window opening. I’m not saying there’s a player on campus that isn’t in the portal, but we’ve certainly had conversations through back channels or player reps with guys prior to the portal opening. Texas may not be doing anything “illegal,” but it sounds like they’ve certainly been “tampering” - read: gauging and fielding interest.  

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3 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Based on what Gerry and Bobby have said, Texas has already had conversations with players prior to the window opening. I’m not saying there’s a player on campus that isn’t in the portal, but we’ve certainly had conversations through back channels or player reps with guys prior to the portal opening. Texas may not be doing anything “illegal,” but it sounds like they’ve certainly been “tampering” - read: gauging and fielding interest.  

For sure. All schools are doing that. Actually bringing them on campus for a visit seems too obvious and dumb though

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18 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Moore is the Moore replacement. He’s coming back barring something super unforseen

Probably not best for this thread, but I hope/wonder if they’ll be able to use Moore and Simmons at the same time with Sorrell being gone, or if they need a bigger body for the sorrell spot 

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