Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[immamac 44197]

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Their starting nickel.

Soon to be out starting nickel. 

[HenryJames 67113]

Just now, immamac said:

Soon to be out starting nickel. 

[Pato del Muerto 53327]

Just now, immamac said:

Soon to be out starting nickel. 

[Fondren & Main 6871]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Soon to be out starting nickel. 

[Js1 86923]

White Purdue safety to Oregon 

[HenryJames 67113]

Just now, Js1 said:

White Purdue safety to Oregon 

Racist, imo.

 

[RabidM 2755]

Fuck...  do we know what kind of draft feedback Taafe is getting? 

[Bamboozled73 341]

Taafe is staying to play with Arch. 

[Js1 86923]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Racist, imo.

BIG version of Taaffe

Better? 

[BornAndRaised 12819]

 

[Vermin 3171]

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

White Purdue safety to Oregon 

How bad is the coaching at Purdue? They went 1-11 and all the elite programs want their players.

[Hornius Emeritus 12779]

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

From Breaking Bad to transfer portal to ... surely Oklahoma, if God has a sense of humor.

[HenryJames 67113]

2 minutes ago, Vermin said:

How bad is the coaching at Purdue? They went 1-11 and all the elite programs want their players.

Well, they want 4 of their players to be fair.

[6th Street 6650]

11 minutes ago, Vermin said:

How bad is the coaching at Purdue? They went 1-11 and all the elite programs want their players.

Their QB is Hudson Card

[satyanash 15353]

 

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

How bad is the coaching at Purdue? They went 1-11 and all the elite programs want their players.

Our backup QB threw as many touchdowns as their starter on 1/3 of the attempts as their starter.

[Tex Pete 21392]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Their QB is Hudson Card

[Newy25 7894]

Auburn officially runs off Walker White so they can clear the deck for Jackson Arnold. Bold strategy Cotton. Bold. Anyone care to guess where Hugh Freeze will be coaching next? 

[Js1 86923]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Auburn officially runs off Walker White so they can clear the deck for Jackson Arnold.

That worked out so well for OU this year! 

[Longhornlove 5134]

[ClubWhatever 12276]

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Auburn officially runs off Walker White so they can clear the deck for Jackson Arnold. Bold strategy Cotton. Bold. Anyone care to guess where Hugh Freeze will be coaching next? 

Baylor

[RGBIII 23009]

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

White Purdue safety to Oregon 

The portal needs to calm down, @Helobious only has 2 hands and a full focus on DTs. I’d say he can start using his mouth but then how would he let people know that he’s Hispanic? We may have to see how dexterous his feet are before all is said and done

[Newy25 7894]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

That worked out so well for OU this year! 

Two teams self immolate for Arnold. Pretty impressive. 

[Navin R. Johnson 871]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Two teams self immolate for Arnold. Pretty impressive. 

Arnold’s goal is to ruin more high level programs than DJ U

[satyanash 15353]

 

[BornAndRaised 12819]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Not even you could be negative about that. Though how do you feel about giving Helobious a "helping hand" ?

Edited Saturday at 10:12 PM by BornAndRaised

[Js1 86923]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Not even you could be negative about that.

“Fucking Sark and Banks let the Purdue TE go to aggy without a commitment. Worthless fucks”

Edited Saturday at 10:14 PM by Js1

[deech 2381]

I guess that means that the secret visitor is here on his own coin unofficially?

[BornAndRaised 12819]

Just now, deech said:

I guess that means that the secret visitor is here on his own coin unofficially?

Or it was the Arky LB

[deech 2381]

Just now, BornAndRaised said:

Or it was the Arky LB

That was announced in this thread.

[Huckleberry 34403]

I don't know anything about White but at least Arnold is better than Payton Thorne. Pushing out Gabriel for Arnold was the worst roster decision since Babe Ruth was sold to finance theatrical productions. 

[Pato del Muerto 53327]

41 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Since the Walter white joke was already taken, I’ll go in another direction and say that at Auburn his watch has ended.  What is dead can never die. 

Edited Saturday at 10:23 PM by Pato del Muerto

[BornAndRaised 12819]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Since the Walter white joke was already taken, I’ll go in another direction and say that at Auburn his watch has ended.  What is dead can never die. 

Quite the character to quote, especially in a thread where people are getting Voluntold for handy's for DT's. Reek's of a setup.

[BornAndRaised 12819]

11 minutes ago, deech said:

That was announced in this thread.

Oh, could be. I didn't see they announced the Arky LB was visiting but I didn't wake up till 2pm so i'll take the L here.

[NoName 17103]

48 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Even better:

 

[Longhornlove 5134]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Since the Walter white joke was already taken, I’ll go in another direction and say that at Auburn his watch has ended.  What is dead can never die. 

[Lone Star Horn 2066]

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Quite the character to quote, especially in a thread where people are getting Voluntold for handy's for DT's. Reek's of a setup.

[ATXbronco 4381]

32 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Arnold’s goal is to ruin more high level programs than DJ U

Kind of surprised DJ isn't in the portal yet

 

https://247sports.com/player/dj-uiagalelei-45573350/

 

https://247sports.com/season/2024-football/transferportal/?positionkey=57

[GreenspointTexas 9931]

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

Even better:

 

Lololololol

[Js1 86923]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Kind of surprised DJ isn't in the portal yet

 

https://247sports.com/player/dj-uiagalelei-45573350/

 

https://247sports.com/season/2024-football/transferportal/?positionkey=57

His Arizona DL cousin is and was recruited by Nansen

[JBJ 3780]

59 minutes ago, Vermin said:

How bad is the coaching at Purdue? They went 1-11 and all the elite programs want their players.

They were terrible, we should take all their players convincingly.

Edited Saturday at 10:44 PM by JBJ

[Navin R. Johnson 871]

Purdue is the aggy of the BIG

[Wulaw Horn 19560]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A RB

That would be in the everything else that’s more want than need but yeah. 

[Red Five 41593]

I'm perfectly fine with a Baxter/Wisner pairing, but they may want more speed there if Blue leaves. But yeah that may fall under luxury. 

[NoName 17103]

This isn't going to end well for them

 

[NoName 17103]

1 hour ago, Vermin said:

How bad is the coaching at Purdue? They went 1-11 and all the elite programs want their players.

Walters is going to re emerge at Illinois under Bert I bet. He's a good DC, but clearly not a good HC.

[Teryor 4963]

Can't roll my eyes hard enough at having a top 5 as a transfer 

[NoName 17103]

Anther old friend

[Ricky Butler 2789]

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm perfectly fine with a Baxter/Wisner pairing, but they may want more speed there if Blue leaves. But yeah that may fall under luxury. 

Do Baxter’s legs work?

[Hank Kingsley 21598]

Guys, the secret visitor is Helobious. They set up a pallet for him under a table in the massage room for some contract cock jacking until the portal closes. Wake the fuck up.