Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[Hookem10 848]

55 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

A few questions for those more in know:

1. Is the Purdue DT another Trill Carter or is he a more complete prospect?  IIRC Carter was a multi-year starter, maybe even 2nd team all BIG at one point...is the Purdue kid seen as a better prospect?  The DT transfers-in this year have been solid for the most part.

2. Same question for the UCF DT

2. What's the feeling on Trey Moore?  Returning or Draft?  Would love to have him back.  Dont recall if he walked on SR. night.

3. Are the Texas players Texas  that portaled staying on the team through the end of the season, but are making it  known now they will be leaving?  Of all the guys, I know not many play a ton...just thinking about practice depth, late game subs (especially at DT) in the fortunate event we are up big and can rest guys (would obviously be a complete luxury to have that problem)

4. Havent heard of any RB transfer portal visits...my feeling is we need a back, given Blue's status as a portal risk/fumble issues, Baxter/Clark injuries, unproven depth, can Gibson be the guy etc... after DT, this need is most glaring imo

can we just ask questions for y'all to answer at my whim? that would be great for randos like me. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22933]

Ole Miss mod crystal balled Singleton to them.

[Radical Larry 28813]

Pulling out jives and jamboree handjobs. 

[Js1 86883]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Ole Miss mod crystal balled Singleton to them.

What is Kiffin selling them? That he won’t again lose 3 games to unranked opponents and fail to make the playoffs AGAIN with a seemingly unlimited transfer portal budget? 

[SamMan 1452]

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Except the real life Rudy sucked

Every time I see Rudy mentioned, I think about that time Texas played ASU in Omaha and they would not shut the fuck up about how his nephew was on their team. I think they even interviewed him in his seat when ASU got the lead…and then Augie gave one of his famous speeches between innings and Texas walked it off in the bottom of the ninth. All the Rudy’s sucked and I look forward to finding that clip before the game in Atlanta.

[Hornmatic 284]

34 minutes ago, SamMan said:

Every time I see Rudy mentioned, I think about that time Texas played ASU in Omaha and they would not shut the fuck up about how his nephew was on their team. I think they even interviewed him in his seat when ASU got the lead…and then Augie gave one of his famous speeches between innings and Texas walked it off in the bottom of the ninth. All the Rudy’s sucked and I look forward to finding that clip before the game in Atlanta.

Haha yep, him and Cole Calhoun got a lot of run that series. I was down the left field line when Connor Rowe walked them off. 

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9594]

1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

can we just ask questions for y'all to answer at my whim? that would be great for randos like me. 

At your own risk. If you ask a question before catching up on the thread, you'll have a bad time. 

[BornAndRaised 12818]

On3 update on Justice Haynes, RB, ALA. Doesn't seem like Texas has scheduled anything yet.

 

Spoiler

Alabama transfer running back Justice Haynes officially entered the transfer portal last Friday. Now the former highly-ranked recruit is setting his visit schedule.
Sources tell On3 that Haynes is scheduled to visit Ole Miss and South Carolina this week. He will be at South Carolina from Monday to Tuesday. Other schools in the mix include Florida and Michigan. Ohio State has cast a wide net at the running back position and is significantly interested in Haynes, but it’s unclear where the Buckeyes rank on the running back’s list.
In his two seasons with the Crimson Tide, Haynes rushed for 616 yards and 9 touchdowns. During his high school recruitment, the 5-foot-11, 210-pound running back picked Alabama over Ohio Stat and Georgia. Haynes’ father, Verron, was a running back for the Bulldogs and a fifth-round NFL draft pick.
Ole Miss is targeting multiple running backs in this transfer portal cycle. The Rebels are in the mix for Louisiana-Monroe running back Ahmad Hardy. Ohio State’s running backs coach during Haynes’ recruitment was Tony Alford, who is now on the Michigan coaching staff. That has the Wolverines in the mix to land the Alabama transfer.
South Carolina has emerged as a popular portal destination this cycle, in part due to Shane Beamer’s program finishing 9-3 in the regular season. Quarterback LaNorris Sellers is another draw to play in that offense. The Gamecocks are set to lose running back Rocket Sanders, who rushed for 881 yards this season.
Flordia returns true freshman Jadan Baugh, who broke on the scene and rushed for 603 yards. Adding someone to complement would be a solid portal addition for the Gators.
The Buckeyes are significantly interested in Justice Haynes with Quinshon Judkins and TreVeyon Henderson set to leave after this season. Judkins and Henderson have combined for 1,556 of Ohio State’s 2,030 rushing yards this season.

 

[6th Street 6650]

He probably doesn't want to split carries with Wisner and Baxter 

[Ghost of Shag 2722]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

What is Kiffin selling them? That he won’t again lose 3 games to unranked opponents and fail to make the playoffs AGAIN with a seemingly unlimited transfer portal budget? 

He doesn’t have to sell anything.

He lets the coeds on campus do all that for him.

[Pato del Muerto 53318]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

He doesn’t have to sell anything.

He lets the coeds on campus do all that for him.

Whereas we have…helobius cranking them off while explaining how the Yankees will actually be better next season. 

[BurntOrange&White 41576]

9 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

He probably doesn't want to split carries with Wisner and Baxter 

We’re not even sure how ready Baxter will be coming off two torn ligaments. 

[Junior Bonner 6533]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We’re not even sure how ready Baxter will be coming off two torn ligaments. 

C’mon! Plenty of the board’s medical experts have already weighed in. He’s definitely coming back 100%.
 

Or not at all. 

Or somewhere in between. 

Edited yesterday at 01:44 AM by Junior Bonner

[Teryor 4963]

Interesting that this discourse didn't happen last year with Murphy, I get that we had Manning but for some reason people care now

[Elmer_Fudd 22933]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11781]

11 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Interesting that this discourse didn't happen last year with Murphy, I get that we had Manning but for some reason people care now

Dellenger and his boys at College Football Enquirer are the first to make fun of the clutch my pearls people, unless they do it first.

Edited yesterday at 01:53 AM by billfromlaketravis

[WBT 20875]

15 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Interesting that this discourse didn't happen last year with Murphy, I get that we had Manning but for some reason people care now

It got plenty of run

[Js1 86883]

Just now, WBT said:

It got plenty of run

It’s worse now with the new expanded playoffs. It will be an issue

[Teryor 4963]

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UCF defensive line transfer Lee Hunter is planning to visit Texas Wednesday and Thursday of this upcoming week, the Mobile, Ala. native told Noles247 on Sunday night after a visit to Florida State for the day. Hunter is expected at Texas Tech on Tuesday before possibly returning to Tallahassee next Friday. 

The 6-foot-4, 320-pounder began his collegiate career at Auburn before transferring to UCF to play under Gus Malzahn. 

In his time in Orlando, Hunter has tallied 131 total tackles, 21.5 tackles for a loss, and five sacks over the course of three seasons. In all he's played in 38 games for the Knights. Hunter graded as the third highest rated defender for UCF, per PFF, with a 76.8 mark. That was also good for fourth-highest in the Big 12. Hunter also led the conference with 28 pressures. 

Hunter has one season of eligibility remaining. 

Texas landed one defensive lineman in the portal already this weekend in Purdue's Cole Brevard. It's still a need position, however, with NFL and portal attrition in the trenches for UT. 

247Sports ranks Hunter as the No. 4 portal defensive lineman and the No. 26 overall player in the country. 

[closetojumping 65207]

35 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Interesting that this discourse didn't happen last year with Murphy, I get that we had Manning but for some reason people care now

 

20 minutes ago, WBT said:

It got plenty of run

Yeah, it covered multiple days of dialogue on XM84. I know it was covered elsewhere too, but I am not taking the time to look it up. Full Ride opened one of there days during bowl season with the story and discussed is for numerous segments during their next 2 days of air time. 

[closetojumping 65207]

45 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Whereas we have…helobius cranking them off while explaining how the Yankees will actually be better next season. 

I agree. We need more help and your offer to bring more to the table may just help the cause. 

[Pato del Muerto 53318]

Just now, closetojumping said:

I agree. We need more help and your offer to bring more to the table may just help the cause. 

Proximity is an issue

[closetojumping 65207]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Proximity is an issue

We have a wreath fund for precisely that issue. @immamac has already booked your Spirit Airlines flight for tomorrow morning. I think I speak for all of us when I say, thank you for your service. 

[Helobious 9751]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Proximity is an issue

We are now one and the same. 

[Pato del Muerto 53318]

Internet getting spotty up here…can’t make out your post…I’m sure it’s great…. Wi

[immamac 44195]

Lmfao

[Laxtonto 13012]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Internet getting spotty up here…can’t make out your post…I’m sure it’s great…. Wi

Damn... you moved up to Vancouver too with @bizzle?

Edited yesterday at 04:04 AM by Laxtonto

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Except the real life Rudy sucked

Damn…..you just spoiled my day!

[Radical Larry 28813]

Thanks for stepping up to the plate, guys. 

[Pato del Muerto 53318]

Fucking inflationary environment 

[westexhorn 2155]

[Bevo 13816]

Helobious and Pato on the Good Hands team and soon to be Longhorn legends. 

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

9 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Thanks for stepping up to the plate, guys. 

Fuckyeah.gif

[Hermanator 7570]

CJ and Gerry asked about this secret visitor. Said they don't believe there was any secret visitor and questioned how that would be secret for portal. The coaches may want it secret but it's in the player's best interest for it to not be secret so they can potentially get a bidding war between multiple teams. 

Color me shocked it was bullshit 

[Laxtonto 13012]

 

[Js1 86883]

Aggy got the moves for jaggers

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

I could maybe understand taking a risk on Hudson if he actually produced anything at Tech. 

Taking a prima donna with zero actual proven production at this level seems perfectly on brand for aggy. 

[BornAndRaised 12818]

If anything that tells me more about the issues johntay Cook is dealing with. They won’t even sniff him anymore, yet are fine bringing in Hudson because he’s a “former 5star.” Good luck to Johntay, and good luck to that marriage of hell.

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

If anything that tells me more about the issues johntay Cook is dealing with. They won’t even sniff him anymore, yet are fine bringing in Hudson because he’s a “former 5star.” Good luck to Johntay, and good luck to that marriage of hell.

Which is why I didn't think there was any chance we would go after Hudson.

It's the same mold as Cook. A player with character issues that hasn't proven anything at the college level. 

[Voluminous Banality 1160]

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Joey McGuire was right. Five star recruits run through Lubbock like a 7-layer burrito.

Edited yesterday at 04:16 AM by Voluminous Banality

[Hornius Emeritus 12775]

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Ole Miss mod crystal balled Singleton to them.

Wait 'til Sark gets ahold of him. I doubt Texas will be outbid if Sark really wants him.

[UnhappilyMarried 841]

10 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Wait 'til Sark gets ahold of him. I doubt Texas will be outbid if Sark really wants him.

I’d rather them blow their budget on a WR than a Walter Nolen type 

[Hornius Emeritus 12775]

Just now, UnhappilyMarried said:

I’d rather them blow their budget on a WR than a Walter Nolen type 

That's a good point. Sark may just be bringing him in to drive his price for Ol Miss up, reducing the amount they have to spend on others.

5-D chess.

[Hank_Hill 19693]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Which is why I didn't think there was any chance we would go after Hudson.

It's the same mold as Cook. A player with character issues that hasn't proven anything at the college level. 

Not sure they’re comparable. Hudsons character issues just seem like entitled WR vibes. Cook seems to either be on drugs or he needs some prescribed. 

Edited yesterday at 05:30 AM by Hank_Hill

[TXpride 603]

Where is Ole Miss in the NIL hierarchy? I figured they'd be bottom half of the conference but apparently not.

[Bevo 13816]

1 hour ago, TXpride said:

Where is Ole Miss in the NIL hierarchy? I figured they'd be bottom half of the conference but apparently not.

They might be in the bottom half of the conference but they are in the top half of Mississippi. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13116]

6 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

On3 update on Justice Haynes, RB, ALA. Doesn't seem like Texas has scheduled anything yet.

 

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Alabama transfer running back Justice Haynes officially entered the transfer portal last Friday. Now the former highly-ranked recruit is setting his visit schedule.
Sources tell On3 that Haynes is scheduled to visit Ole Miss and South Carolina this week. He will be at South Carolina from Monday to Tuesday. Other schools in the mix include Florida and Michigan. Ohio State has cast a wide net at the running back position and is significantly interested in Haynes, but it’s unclear where the Buckeyes rank on the running back’s list.
In his two seasons with the Crimson Tide, Haynes rushed for 616 yards and 9 touchdowns. During his high school recruitment, the 5-foot-11, 210-pound running back picked Alabama over Ohio Stat and Georgia. Haynes’ father, Verron, was a running back for the Bulldogs and a fifth-round NFL draft pick.
Ole Miss is targeting multiple running backs in this transfer portal cycle. The Rebels are in the mix for Louisiana-Monroe running back Ahmad Hardy. Ohio State’s running backs coach during Haynes’ recruitment was Tony Alford, who is now on the Michigan coaching staff. That has the Wolverines in the mix to land the Alabama transfer.
South Carolina has emerged as a popular portal destination this cycle, in part due to Shane Beamer’s program finishing 9-3 in the regular season. Quarterback LaNorris Sellers is another draw to play in that offense. The Gamecocks are set to lose running back Rocket Sanders, who rushed for 881 yards this season.
Flordia returns true freshman Jadan Baugh, who broke on the scene and rushed for 603 yards. Adding someone to complement would be a solid portal addition for the Gators.
The Buckeyes are significantly interested in Justice Haynes with Quinshon Judkins and TreVeyon Henderson set to leave after this season. Judkins and Henderson have combined for 1,556 of Ohio State’s 2,030 rushing yards this season.

 

If Sark doesn't recruit this kid, he truly is.a fucking moron. We have zero info or idea if/or Baxter will be 100%, plus this dude is talented as fuck. I wanted him and Baxter in our class and we finally have that chance if Sark doesn't go retard. Choice has to talk him into it since he's known him since he was 4. I don't want to go into another season of Wisner/Blue/Gibson because fumbling repeatedly is for retards. Not to Mention Clark as our primary back coming off an Achilles tear..Running between the tackles isn't what they're  built for

Haynes is built for that. He's also in the same class as Baxter. I've been wanting this dude forever. If Sark fucks this up and let's him go to fOSU, then he's dumber than I thought, and he's made some stupid in-game autist calls. This would be truly a malpractice. Take a load off Baxter to keep healing, add another stud to to relieve him. Splitting carries is good for RB's so they haven't reached their ceiling. 2 former 5 star RB's as 1a and 1b would be ridiculous. Sark better fwt his ass on the phone prionto..

We also csnnot rely on freshmen who need to develop, learn the plsybook add goos muscle to their frames so they're ready in 2 years. 

[Victor Lazlo 1811]

My man, you should really take a break.

Sark is a moron if he doesn’t recruit a particular player that you covet?

 

[Hermanator 7570]

What would the recruiting pitch be? Come here and battle for snaps with our current starter that's having a great back half of the season and our former starter returning from knee surgery who was the #1 back in the country in the 2023 class? 

They aren't paying the money for a #1 running back because they don't need that, if one would even agree to come here with the competition in the room. I'd be surprised if they take any RBs unless Blue leaves. 

[Schulz2.0 29241]

40 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

What would the recruiting pitch be? Come here and battle for snaps with our current starter that's having a great back half of the season and our former starter returning from knee surgery who was the #1 back in the country in the 2023 class? 

They aren't paying the money for a #1 running back because they don't need that, if one would even agree to come here with the competition in the room. I'd be surprised if they take any RBs unless Blue leaves. 

Wisner is better as a complimentary back. Sark has mainly ran inside zone to pair with the deep passing game. We struggled to run inside zone this season because neither Wisner or Blue are suited to run it. Blue and Gibson keep fumbling. Baxter and Clark are coming off major injuries.