Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[SL Xpress 7,607]

I feel like Jonathon Brooks has shown that there's no risk in coming back from a rehabbed knee injury. Dunno what you guys are so worked up about regarding Baxter. He'll be fine. 

[cochamps 1,883]

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Wisner is better as a complimentary back. Sark has mainly ran* inside zone to pair with the deep passing game. We struggled to run inside zone this season because neither Wisner or Blue are suited to run it. Blue and Gibson keep fumbling. Baxter and Clark are coming off major injuries.

*run.  Sorry, not sorry.

[HenryJames 67,099]

59 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

I feel like Jonathon Brooks has shown that there's no risk in coming back from a rehabbed knee injury. Dunno what you guys are so worked up about regarding Baxter. He'll be fine. 

[closetojumping 65,201]

10 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Which is why I didn't think there was any chance we would go after Hudson.

It's the same mold as Cook. A player with character issues that hasn't proven anything at the college level. 

Allegedly, Cook’s problems aren’t of the prima donna type. @Hank_Hill has the right idea. Until that’s fixed, if it gets fixed, Cook wouldn’t be a take for anyone. 

7 hours ago, TXpride said:

Where is Ole Miss in the NIL hierarchy? I figured they'd be bottom half of the conference but apparently not.

They focus on the portal. They’re not going to outpace Texas or Ohio State, but they can go nuts here and there for guys and force the bigger players to make difficult decisions that are incongruent with their processes. This could be one, but a WR choosing Ole Miss versus Texas can also be viewed as a toss-up, without NIL being out of whack. 

[immamac 44,193]

3 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

I feel like Jonathon Brooks has shown that there's no risk in coming back from a rehabbed knee injury. Dunno what you guys are so worked up about regarding Baxter. He'll be fine. 

Who wants to tell him? 

[kevwun 16,268]

About your not getting the sarcasm?😁

[Todd Gack 448]

33 minutes ago, immamac said:

Who wants to tell him? 

[Hermanator 7,570]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Who wants to tell him? 

You didn't notice the dripping sarcasm?

There's always risk, but Brooks seems like more of an outlier there. I can definitely see them taking a back, but it's going to be a hard sell for a guy who is number 1 back quality. I bet they count on Gibson developing over the off-season and being the big back backup even if they take a big back in the portal. 

[Hookem2147 21,920]

6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Not to Mention Clark as our primary back coming off an Achilles tear.

[The Dog 44,766]

[Vertigo 20,461]

12 hours ago, Bevo said:

Helobious and Pato on the Good Hands team and soon to be Longhorn legends. 

[South Austin 53,144]

23 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Yeah, that was a weird take.  He's a true freshman who's never taken a snap, and coming off an Achilles injury.  Not sure why Funk Dr. gave him the label as our "primary back."  

And we'll see how Clark recovers.  Jonathan Gray was never the same after his Achilles injury, though many think he didn't have a lot of mileage left after getting overworked in high school.

[kevwun 16,268]

That and no longer running through 8 foot wide holes while being untouched for the first 5-10 yards.

[HenryJames 67,099]

 

[Teryor 4,963]

Ears

Quote

Cook tells 247Sports that he's close to finalizing visits with Washington and Florida and will talk to those schools this week.

A trip to Colorado could also be on the docket, but that visit is still up in the air.

 

[NoName 17,089]

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yeah, that was a weird take.  He's a true freshman who's never taken a snap, and coming off an Achilles injury.  Not sure why Funk Dr. gave him the label as our "primary back."  

And we'll see how Clark recovers.  Jonathan Gray was never the same after his Achilles injury, though many think he didn't have a lot of mileage left after getting overworked in high school.

Don't listen to that guy at all, about anything, ever.

What he's doing is mixing up Clark and Baxter entirely in his head.

[Red Five 41,586]

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

That and no longer running through 8 foot wide holes while being untouched for the first 5-10 yards.

The "Johnathan Gray was never the same" deal has been a thing for long time now. I thought he looked basically the same pre and post injury. He was just clearly very overrated from the jump. 

[South Austin 53,144]

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The "Johnathan Gray was never the same" deal has been a thing for long time now. I thought he looked basically the same pre and post injury. He was just clearly very overrated from the jump. 

To my eyes it looked like he lost some quickness.  Then again, he came back to a Charlie Strong coached team that had a shitty offense with shitty QB play.  Not sure Reggie Bush would have looked good on that team

[Teryor 4,963]

Had hoped Wazzou would pony up for the comedy, oh well, doesn't seem like Oklahoma cares that the team fell off a cliff the 2nd half of the year

[BurntOrange&White 41,576]

8 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Had hoped Wazzou would pony up for the comedy, oh well, doesn't seem like Oklahoma cares that the team fell off a cliff the 2nd half of the year

I hope a team comes in and outbids OU for him, lol.

[Gene Parmesan 4,061]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The "Johnathan Gray was never the same" deal has been a thing for long time now. I thought he looked basically the same pre and post injury. He was just clearly very overrated from the jump. 

Pre injury he never lived up to his hype.  He never had the elite speed or quickness that was billed, but he could still contribute.  Post injury he wasn't even a P5 caliber player.

[kevwun 16,268]

I assume he's not stupid and will think about what going to a dumpster fire for a year will do to his NFL prospects.  He has other options.

[Js1 86,883]

9 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Had hoped Wazzou would pony up for the comedy, oh well, doesn't seem like Oklahoma cares that the team fell off a cliff the 2nd half of the year

Yeah it’s allegedly a $1.5m offer from “an SEC program” 

[BurntOrange&White 41,576]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I assume he's not stupid and will think about what going to a dumpster fire for a year will do to his NFL prospects.  He has other options.

[billfromlaketravis 11,781]

14 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Had hoped Wazzou would pony up for the comedy, oh well, doesn't seem like Oklahoma cares that the team fell off a cliff the 2nd half of the year

Nakos has been adamant that Mateer isn’t motivated by money. Kind of left the door open for Wazzou or another team to enter the picture, but he’s probably going to OU. 

[Hookem2147 21,920]

 

[Hookem10 848]

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

[chiu1040 113]

The Kentucky backup looked good against in the 2nd half, although that seems to be a common thing.

[Red Five 41,586]

5 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

The Kentucky backup looked good against in the 2nd half, although that seems to be a common thing.

No kidding. Is he bolting? 

[Tex-19 3,006]

17 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Ole Miss mod crystal balled Singleton to them.

Not shocking if he ends up at Ole Miss, but as long as he makes it to town today this CB doesn't mean much

[JesusSweatDuck 18,045]

 

[BornAndRaised 12,818]

Grain of salt and all that, but this is making the rounds on the Tech boards about Micah Hudson's demands. I'd be interested to hear if he got even close to this from the Aggies.

[BurntOrange&White 41,576]

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

[Danimal 390]

9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Grain of salt and all that, but this is making the rounds on the Tech boards about Micah Hudson's demands. I'd be interested to hear if he got even close to this from the Aggies.

 

Aggies:

[Hornius Emeritus 12,774]

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Here's your opening, Pato.

[SydneyCarton 49,304]

13 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Grain of salt and all that, but this is making the rounds on the Tech boards about Micah Hudson's demands. I'd be interested to hear if he got even close to this from the Aggies.

This all feels like completely made up bullshit.

[HenryJames 67,099]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

This all feels like completely made up bullshit.

New Surly motto?

[SydneyCarton 49,304]

Just now, HenryJames said:

New Surly motto?

Personally, I think the entire site motto should be changed to SurlyHorns: Brought To You By Handjobs from Helobious. 

Lets get all the mileage we can out of this for the time being. 

[EZ$ 2,125]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

This all feels like completely made up bullshit.

And yet aggy doubled all his demands just to ensure landing a 5-star stud. 

[Js1 86,883]

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This all feels like completely made up bullshit.

And yet if aggy was desperate to land me, I’d throw out the most ridiculous demands and see if they bite 

[immamac 44,193]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Personally, I think the entire site motto should be changed to SurlyHorns: Brought To You By Handjobs from Helobious. 

Lets get all the mileage we can out of this for the time being. 

maybe if the season was over and there wasn't a Playoff game. 

[SydneyCarton 49,304]

Just now, Js1 said:

And yet if aggy was desperate to land me, I’d throw out the most ridiculous demands and see if they bite 

It's not about absurd demands, the made up part is the dumb fucks just picked shit becuase they believe NIL contracts would look like a coaching contract. Newsflash, they do not. Explain how a marketing agreement or product sponsorship covers "medical injury time off" or "hotel arragements." Sure, I could make an arugment that a hotel chain in all of the cities Tech travels too might want a sponsorship deal with an opposing player...but yeah, it's stupid. As is the concept of "Micah Hudson's injury time off, brought to you by McDonald's." It's dumb. At best, the agent would run some #s and the money for that kind of thing would be included in a lump sum of money from a collective. But the contract wouldn't look like that, at all.

Which is why it's entirely made up bullshit by some moron on the Internet who's Funk Dr. Spock level stupid 

[BornAndRaised 12,818]

 

[SydneyCarton 49,304]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

maybe if the season was over and there wasn't a Playoff game. 

Maybe to win the playoff game we need to not mess with Lady Karma? I don't make the rules of the universe, sir. 

[BornAndRaised 12,818]

 

[immamac 44,193]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

I missed Finkley going into the portal. Seems like kind of a bad move for him?

[irishtexan 11,692]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I missed Finkley going into the portal. Seems like kind of a bad move for him?

He wants to play and was never gonna play here. I don't get the sense this one's about money. 

[BornAndRaised 12,818]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I missed Finkley going into the portal. Seems like kind of a bad move for him?

You'd think with him wanting to be a doctor that he'd want to hang around. Oh well, regardless I hope he's successful. Always liked the kid.

[Red Five 41,586]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I missed Finkley going into the portal. Seems like kind of a bad move for him?

Not if wants to actually play football somewhere. 

[immamac 44,193]

Just now, irishtexan said:

He wants to play and was never gonna play here. I don't get the sense this one's about money. 

He'll play plenty won't he? I thought he was pretty well regarded.